nobody:
serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
princesschaos princesschaos
1 may
nobody: serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
When you're trying to smash one of those crystal loving chicks so you pretend to be into the weird shit too:
When you're trying to smash one of those crystal loving chicks so you pretend to be into the weird shit too:
MS? got a loose tooth!"
MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally"
dad:
MS? got a loose tooth!" MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally" dad:
Who lives in a pineapple, under a titty?
Who lives in a pineapple, under a titty?
My face when type out "Lmao"
IKEAbirdLivesOn IKEAbirdLivesOn
22 sep 2020
My face when type out "Lmao"
"2020 has been hard on all of us"
Taylor Swift
zerosober zerosober
14 oct 2020
"2020 has been hard on all of us" Taylor Swift
Cats with fluffy tails reblog if you agree
kaijuno
kaijuno
UgH I just love cats with fluffy tails so much???? Little squirrel cats. So cute. So soft. Look at this fluffy tail
This is a squirrel
Nerdygirl314 Nerdygirl314
28 sep 2020
Cats with fluffy tails reblog if you agree kaijuno kaijuno UgH I just love cats with fluffy tails so much???? Little squirrel cats. So cute. So soft. Look at this fluffy tail This is a squirrel
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
sunny_mount_peekv2 sunny_mount_peekv2
13 mar
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
I took my dog to the vet today and met this guy.
The sign underneath is the best part
Qe
Doug
How may help you?
Tabby Tabby
25 sep 2020
I took my dog to the vet today and met this guy. The sign underneath is the best part Qe Doug How may help you?
gilet paper was' so last year.
bags with gasoline now.
gilet paper was' so last year. bags with gasoline now.
If your rice is too wet,
you fucked up
- Uncle Roger
2DrunkToTasteThisChicken 2DrunkToTasteThisChicken
24 sep 2020
If your rice is too wet, you fucked up - Uncle Roger
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
A: Put him in your backyard!
doting_spicy doting_spicy
17 jun
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? A: Put him in your backyard!
Charlie Moore
@socalledcharlie
Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.
GeneralGrievousReacts GeneralGrievousReacts
24 sep 2020
Charlie Moore @socalledcharlie Forget your zodiac sign, tell me which monopoly piece you play.
me 12 hours ahead in
Asia knowing the election results but not telling Americans
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
3 nov 2020
me 12 hours ahead in Asia knowing the election results but not telling Americans
Ari LaBelja
Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie:
7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Ari LaBelja Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie: 7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am
ON
BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
30 dec 2020
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am ON BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE,
DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES..
IT'S ALL RULES, RULES,
IT'S ALURULES!
NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
reluctantadult reluctantadult
26 sep 2020
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE, DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES.. IT'S ALL RULES, RULES, IT'S ALURULES! NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
Ash
guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful
2017-10-22, AM
KOB1T3H KOB1T3H
8 may
Ash guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful 2017-10-22, AM