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    • Me after drinking water the wrong way
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    • The other day I was in a restaurant and my drink went down the wrong pipe... I legit had to casually stroll to the bathroom while dying to cough it out because I was surrounded by church going Karen’s & their families... We all know how that would’ve went.
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    • It's hard when you're the type that always chokes on water like a dumbass.
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    • Me after choking on my own spit
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    • Yea because if you make one peep everyone looks at you like
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    • It’s sad because it’s true. Everyone is so freaking out because they’re worried about something that most likely won’t affect them. Stfu and get back to normality. If we die we die
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    • Just cough and scare all of them
      1901 11 jul
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    • I have shitty lungs and have regular coughing fits. If I went out I'd get arrested because I cough so much
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    • It’s a shame that it’s gone to the point where you can’t even cough regularly in public without getting mean mugged like grow up people not every cough is corona like most people that cough don’t have it
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    • PorkSword 11 jul
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    • Because people think everything else that’s not covid disappeared. Covid is the only disease now. No one has allergies no one can drink and have it go down the wrong pipe.
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    • fuck y’all, I’m still coughing or sneezing.
      yopert 11 jul
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    • You’re not allowed to cough or sneeze in today’s world. Thems the horseshit rules society has made
      A____Z 11 jul
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    • My mom worked in the hospital that had the first COVID case in our area. When the news got out, my dad's coworkers all avoided him like he'd already caught the plague.
      crioux 11 jul
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    • People born after 2020 will probably never fear coughing.
      fervle 12 jul
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    • People need to get over it. Bodily functions are still happening, That’s why you cover the cough
      snowb1rd5 12 jul
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    • I choked on my spit in walmart and coughed a bunch. The way people looked at me was like I ran over a dog
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    • Mouse funny haha laugh
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    • Asthma gang
      aZeldaFan 11 jul
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    • me but with coronavirus and no mask
      Xylon 11 jul
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    • Who els just realized the dislike button...like has it been there and I’m just retarded or is it now back?
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    • Trying to hold it back in class was just practice
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    • That's anytime anywhere, if I'm watching a movie at home I try not to cough if someone's watching with me if I can sense it's a coughing fit. It hurts sometimes too when you hold it in too long, then you build it up and that's kinda when the best and potentially one of the last ones with mucus
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    • The nobody thing doesn’t even make sense anymore
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    • I have pretty bad seasonal allergies so my lounges are always filled with snot. I’m coughing all the time even with allergy medicine sometimes. If someone gets pissy at me I tell them “it’s my allergies, mind your own business”
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    • I just cough my whole life. Let the paranoid people panic. The strong will eat rib eyes.
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    • This is so me since I got allergies and atshma
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    • Me making a cough as loud as a Shrek roar to scare people
      NerdSalsa 12 jul
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    • “ay yo, who dying of corona? get off the mic you gon give us the coronavirus” -GTA online player the other day
      Shon_w 11 jul
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    • You cough once you might as well be a terrorist
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    • I’ve learned how to cough silently because I know I don’t have the virus and don’t want to scare over sensitive people
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    • Y’all I sneezed behind my mask yesterday and got shamed
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    • Benelli 10 jul
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    • I'm at an amusement park right now called Worlds of Fun. I started counting how many people were wearing their masks wrong/Tom them off when there were other people nearby. I stopped counting after 100 in 30min. Although I wouldn't be surprised if the number was 300.
      Gavin1228 11 jul
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    • Ever since this whole shit started, I have been drinking and eating wrong and then dying coughing in public
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    • Rats can't gag
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    • Some almost coughed on my boss. (Retail) I told them when they were talking about it if someone cough at me I ain't gonna have a job anymore. This was like my first week in. When this whole rona thing was starting
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    • Me when I smoke weed
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    • Dude my fuckin laugh sounds like a cough so now I literally can’t laugh in public or people will think I’m infected or some shit
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    • We used to cough to cover farts. Now we fart to cover coughs.
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    • I don’t think you can get arrested if you cough right or cough at all?
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    • I give it the driest smoker lung cough I can and direct towards people without masks
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    • I did this at the beginning of last school year in class because I was nervous or whatever. Eventually I stopped being nervous and I just let out my coughs and sneezes, but Corona came around and the teacher used me as an example of what to look for when watching out for Corona.
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    • Or you cough and then no one will go near you and you wont have to talk to people
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    • No kiddin
      jajvskvzh 14 jul
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    • Nah bro let those rip people get out your way it’s great
      RedWyld 13 jul
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    • Do y'all remember when a small cough was a normal thing people did
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    • Sun Sneezing
      Details 13 jul
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    • Trying not to cough after swallowing some spit wrong
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    • I do it on purpose when I'm in line and people aren't 6 ft back from me
      dango96 13 jul
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    • There’s Karen’s all around you
      crs2 13 jul
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    • Fuck that walk around pretending to cough up a lung so people get out of the way quicker
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    • That is a fear of mine now! Like I cough once to clear my throat in public then, out of nowhere, some Karen starts shoving their phone in my face and yelling at me
      KingLouie 13 jul
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    • I eat sunflower seeds regularly and sometimes you lose a sliver somewhere in your mouth and it always seems to get stuck in your throat when everyones around and you dont wanna cough
      Devin1613 13 jul
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    • For me it’s a sneeze
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    • I get itchy in crowded places and I look like a crack addict
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    • I coughed right when I saw this lol
      cqs16 13 jul
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    • Are u kidding. It's free personal space
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    • Heaven forbid be cough or sneeze despite having allergies constantly
      jman4lyph 13 jul
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    • I did a tiny tiny couch in target and this lady whowas about 25 feet from me, legit looked liek she was eitehr going to run me over with her cart or yeet her daughter at me
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    • me during an active sho0ter drill at school
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    • The military and the other two are the only thing that has to do with the flow of the site is that it is not a good time for you to get a hold of me and I need some help with the flow of the house and I need some help with the flow of the house and I need some help with the flow of the house and I n
      dumbgrunt 12 jul
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    • usually from hitting a dab
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    • I work at a grocery store. A mom and her kid walk past, kid coughs, I over hear the mom deadass say “don’t ever cough” to her kid real quiet
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    • The best part is when you cough in public then look around and see everyone’s reaction
      codyth 12 jul
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    • my teachers asked me if I was okay while I was struggling to breathe
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    • Me at work lmao
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    • I just cough to make everyone back tf up
      Turbo4 12 jul
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    • I coughed at a store recently and the guy next to me took a few steps away, I said, “it’s not Corona, just pot”. He laughed and walked away.
      DehPawner 12 jul
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    • I dont gaf I'll look like a 5 year old mouth and tongue
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    • Then you can’t hold it back anymore and it’s this horrifying sequence of coughs
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    • Thats everybody. Im getting sick of the horrible use of this "nobody" thing.
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    • Toast_E 12 jul
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    • Me dying on the bowl
      Minion_ 12 jul
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    • I sneezed at work (had a mask on) and all 3 of my co workers literally stopped dead in their tracks and stared at me like I just said the most offensive thing they'd heard, it was so hard not to laugh cause it felt like that "jazz music stops suddenly" meme
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    • Or in class holding in a laugh
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    • I was walking around target and a bunch of people don’t have masks on and a family of about 4-5 walks by me and I fake cough and as I look over they are giving me the fucking stink eye
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    • Hey, that's me
      Skwash_k 12 jul
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    • I got chronic bronchitis and asthma, how do you think I feel? I cough once in Home Depot and the entire isle clears out.
      rwplm 12 jul
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    • Yeah it sucks that you can’t even cough in public but have you seen California’s most previous bill? You can’t sing in church, and church’s can’t have more than 100 people, regardless of building size. Now, you people tell how THAT isn’t a loss of freedom.
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    • Alright I’m tired of this. Who the fuck is nobody and why doesn’t he ever say anything?
      G00D_0NE 12 jul
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    • Just let it fly and don’t care what the sheep think. Works wonders
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    • It don’t even be a sick cough either, just coincidence
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    • VlBES 12 jul
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    • Ok so Here’s a bad experience with coughing. I was drinking water and was enjoying it then some water went down the wrong side I coughed hard and all the water that went down that side came out my nose happened 2 days ago
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    • “Sorry it’s just Tuberculosis”
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    • I hate holding on a sneeze, I'm a caregiver and it hurts my sinuses to hold them in too often. I just dont want my clients looking at me sideways just cause my allergies sometimes
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