Nobody:
Me at San: where the fuck is my birth certificate
NY
SunsetDriver_2020 SunsetDriver_2020
19 oct 2020
Nobody: Me at San: where the fuck is my birth certificate NY
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?"
Me: "Whatever she wishes"
ElMundo ElMundo
24 sep 2020
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?" Me: "Whatever she wishes"
Her: Do you have protection?
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How the gun shop worker stares when he overhears a woman Say it's her first time shopping for a gun by the revolver display section.
@firearmchronicles
AdaptiveCombatRifle AdaptiveCombatRifle
7 dec 2020
How the gun shop worker stares when he overhears a woman Say it's her first time shopping for a gun by the revolver display section. @firearmchronicles
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock
Me:
birddawg30 birddawg30
16 jun
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock Me:
What's better than your first rip off a new juul pod?
ANSON,
not being addicted to nicotine
WholeFuckingMilk WholeFuckingMilk
25 sep 2020
What's better than your first rip off a new juul pod? ANSON, not being addicted to nicotine
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
smb420 smb420
22 jan 2021
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
leturns off the big fan because it's too loud.
Everyone else in the helicopter:
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
5 feb
leturns off the big fan because it's too loud. Everyone else in the helicopter:
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
Maybelater Maybelater
22 jun
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
her: missa heard yousa bad boi
NightMemeWhore NightMemeWhore
19 mar
her: missa heard yousa bad boi
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during
World War II. He once saved a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-wielding enemy. The dog would also break up fights amongcrewmates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death,
Bamse was buried with full military honors.
ManfredvonBaron ManfredvonBaron
22 sep 2020
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during World War II. He once saved a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-wielding enemy. The dog would also break up fights amongcrewmates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
Henry Ford is held down and forced to watch in horror as a Mustang gets LS Swapped for the first time.
funnytime funnytime
1 may
Henry Ford is held down and forced to watch in horror as a Mustang gets LS Swapped for the first time.
good ol days
People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
TheChosenOnez TheChosenOnez
17 nov 2020
good ol days People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
Her clit watching you try to go in dry with no foreplay
Magoth Magoth
26 mar
Her clit watching you try to go in dry with no foreplay
Absolutely nobody:
nerrible
memory
(Me
Si-.,
Absolutely nobody: nerrible memory (Me Si-.,
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
AG
Ashe_Lolz Ashe_Lolz
1 may
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you" AG
Someone please feed the poor kid
okay_a_stolen_porch okay_a_stolen_porch
10 nov 2020
Someone please feed the poor kid