Nobody:
Kid building in lego commercials:
"made with mematic
eyes eyes
19 oct 2020
Nobody: Kid building in lego commercials: "made with mematic
DAILY BUGLE
EXCLUSIVE __i\
You're a fucking clown all : aa
JustClowningAround JustClowningAround
15 dec 2020
DAILY BUGLE EXCLUSIVE __i\ You're a fucking clown all : aa
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
OsamaBinHarden OsamaBinHarden
30 dec 2020
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your
Kids Like This Until They Act Right
Sarcasthole Sarcasthole
31 mar
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your Kids Like This Until They Act Right
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them
Me:
Krayt Krayt
27 sep 2020
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them Me:
Wishing I was a professor!
Hey professor I'm having a hard time with tonights homework
Send a pic and I'll help you I
Of the homework...
catsomemeslist catsomemeslist
28 may
Wishing I was a professor! Hey professor I'm having a hard time with tonights homework Send a pic and I'll help you I Of the homework...
Drparrytheplatapus Drparrytheplatapus
23 sep 2020
@comicalcapture Dog had no idea
What if, they remade Home Alone but with an adult Kevin defending his home on Purge night.
HonkeyKong14 HonkeyKong14
4 dec 2020
What if, they remade Home Alone but with an adult Kevin defending his home on Purge night.
DJ at the club first day they open:
IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some
NOISEEEE
ME:
Ashe_Lolz Ashe_Lolz
1 may
DJ at the club first day they open: IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some NOISEEEE ME:
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
HighBalls HighBalls
11 dec 2020
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
When the thermometer breaks during your rectal examination
ay
I Mercury is in Uranus I
Hanover Hanover
21d
When the thermometer breaks during your rectal examination ay I Mercury is in Uranus I
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
blasterkeg1972 blasterkeg1972
26 feb
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
It still blows my mind that Steve Buscemi
delivered the line, "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of
what he's created?" in a kid's movie.
AxlDavis2012
9 oct 2020
It still blows my mind that Steve Buscemi delivered the line, "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" in a kid's movie.
What I'm waiting to happen in
2021
cuddly_nova_xeno cuddly_nova_xeno
24 apr
What I'm waiting to happen in 2021
When you change your job title from "Cashier" to
"Currency Exchange Engineer"
Aesthetic_Pico Aesthetic_Pico
25 mar
When you change your job title from "Cashier" to "Currency Exchange Engineer"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
Dirty Dirty
26d
Arnold Schwarzenegger I may be 67 years old, but sure still know how to terminate some young pussy.
Going to america and seeing their serving sizes
AS ff!
linearLove linearLove
21 sep 2020
Going to america and seeing their serving sizes AS ff!