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    • I saw this one girl (and yea, loud black girl) she had so many balloons, a giant stuffed animal, and she looked like a fucking clown with all the makeup she had on. Someone asked if her boyfriend gave her the stuffed animal, she said yes, you suddenly hear "Bitch you drove that big ass thing here"
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    • Women have ruined birthday celebrations. Omg it’s my birth week. Let’s beat this whole week like a dead horse so everyone knows I was born! Fuck you. You get one day you twatsicle.
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    • There were some girls at my high school that would wear sashes and tiaras for their birthdays, but they were ratchet so🤷‍♂️
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    • it’s only obnoxious popular girls that do this shit
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    • One time a dude threw a pencil and popped one of her balloons. Since I was immediately behind them, she and her friends turned and blamed me. I still praise whoever threw the pencil.
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    • Legit why are girls like this, they'll post shit on there story like, "Happy birthday to me LMAO".
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    • Then the ones that wear tiaras on their bday.
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    • It was always the bitchiest ones too lol
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    • Notice how it’s not happening daily. It’s not a women thing. It’s an attention whore thing.
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    • Birthdays at school have big gay. Brought to you by July birthday gang
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    • Always in a damn tiara too. I once saw a dumbass loud black girl named cookie waddle into school and shout “ISS MY BIRTHDAY I WANNA SEE A FIGHT HAPPEN”
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    • Ahh yes the thot balloons
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    • Don’t forget the balloons that spell their new age. They take like 50 pictures with their friends and post them on instagram and snapchat. Don’t also forget about them singing the birthday song like if it was in Chilis. Don’t forget about the 3 to 4 gifts their friends been dying to give her.
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    • I've always wanted to pop them cus it's always the loudest, most obnoxious black girls that ran around with them all day
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    • Probably lost in the comments, but it’s actually my birthday, just turned 19
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    • "give me attention for an arbitrary holiday celebrating nothing except impending death"
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    • I don’t even care about my birthday and hopes that it is forgotten by everyone. But girls be out we with like 10 bags of party stuff and bitch when a teacher acts like it’s nothing
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    • On my birthday I would bring my classes goodie bags and cupcakes. I can’t do that anymore but I still try to give someone something. I’ve never gotten balloons or anything on my birthday in school
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    • Is this a real thing?
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    • Sounds like someone didn’t get any balloons on their birthday.
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    • Yeah they buy their own freaking balloons for attention
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    • Lmao I remember when a stupid girl only got 1 ballon. She let it go in gym class and it was stuck in the ceiling and she started crying. THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR YEAR! And then a janitor had to come get it down for her dumbass and then later in the day she got more so just some girls are stupidaf
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    • “It’s my birthday month so I’m somehow important”
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    • Am I the only one confused by this, I've only seen like ONE girl in my school do that(Unrelated note, if you haven't seen Endgame, get the fuck out of the comments)
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    • Its so annoying and childish after middle school
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    • Fr at first I thought people at school gave it to them but no they literally bring it all to school, they just fucking want attention
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    • If you crop out the top of these “Nobody:” memes to erase the “Nobody:” part you start to realize that they add nothing to the comedic value of the meme. Why am I the only one upset about this?
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    • And they carry the oversized teddy bears on Valentines day... like mf OKAY!?
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    • Other known as a big ego
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    • that’s their friends spoiling them on their birthdays. no one says “today’s my birthday” and buys themselves balloons
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    • Black girls always had the shiny balloons
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    • White females*^
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    • Back when I was in school I was the kid that would act like it wasn’t my birthday so people wouldn’t sing to me I hated that shit
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    • My goal at school for my birthday is to make sure that nobody knows that it is my birthday but they announce who's birthday it is in the morning so KMS
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    • Y’all really bitter about people enjoying their life?
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    • imagine requiring a vagina to have people acknowledge you
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    • This shit is so annoying.
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    • I always hated that it was so annoying
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    • Only the popular ones
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    • Exactly, they wear big retarded sparkly dresses and a tiara or something, wear bimbo makeup and all that other extra whore shit. A dude will show up to school on his birthday like it's a not her day. At most, he'll dress slightly better than normal. Jesus.
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    • Idgaf about my birthday but the day is special to me is because I get to go visit my great grandmother. She’s French Canadian and I’m the only one in the family who speaks french (she stopped speaking it when she moved to the US) so she rambles in her native tongue and it’s wholesome
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    • That shit's annoying
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    • Popular Hispanic females**
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    • I’ve always wanted someone to decorate my locker. I have friends, just not ones that decorate I guess. Not to sound selfish, I just think it’d be nice
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    • Shit doesn’t happen when you don’t have friends with girls. All my friends forget it’s my birthday then steal food out of their girlfriend’s lunch and give it to me.
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    • Had a girl cry because her class didn’t throw her a party.
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    • Wow... The top comments go together
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    • I’ve had really good birthdays and really bad ones, and honestly it’s not that hard to take 12 seconds out of your life and be a decent human and go up to them and wish them a happy birthday. So just make their day once during the year, not that hard okay?
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    • Or they come in and interrupt your class to give your teacher a cup cake so everyone knows it’s their birthday
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    • You forgot the annoying paper crowns from like burger King or Chuck-E-cheese and their container of store bought small cupcakes or cookies.
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    • I hated this so much. I told my friends if they brought me balloons I would pop them. Nothing against them I just don’t wanna carry a fucking balloon around all day
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    • Bitches be walking around with 70 dollars on their chest. Add that shit to your wage Gap hoe
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    • I'm literally in a room where a girl has happy birthday balloons
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    • *Black
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    • Always got some present from their bf or some shit, like ok, save that shit for home
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    • Yeah only if you're loved
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    • That's funny and all but saying girls instead of females is rad too,,
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    • It's creepy when people use the word "females" this way. It's kinda dehumanizing since a female could be just about any living creature. Just say "women" for fucks sake.
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    • I don’t trust anyone who calls women “females”
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    • My bday was saturday and I got a bottle of bath and body soap from work :) it's black cherry merlot one of my favorites
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    • I literally saw this exact thing today.
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    • I never had friends that cared that much so I was lucky if I got a "Happy Birthday" on Twitter:')
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    • I have a friend who posts things like “Guess who’s birthday is in 16 days..!” “My birthday is in 30 days I’M SO EXCITED!!!” For a whole month it’s so annoying
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    • And then there is any regular guy that isn't a chick magnet who just gets a high five from his few friends. Good times...
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    • And money clipped to their shirts
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    • Fat, black girls especially. Not only do they have a fuckton of balloons, but their whale bodies block the entire hallway while they hug and scream and laugh loud af.
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    • Kids respectfully sitting in class gets hit by a barrage of balloons as she skips across the room to her seat leaving a trail of confetti. Some dumbass kid “is it your birthday?” Birthday girls face lights up.
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    • For me that was everyone except me cuz I was born in july
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    • You say nobody at all then you mention half of the worlds population. Well which tf is it bitch?
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    • *Ghetto Females
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    • When females be screaming coming into school at 7 am
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    • Never understood why tf they did this
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    • The Mexican bitches who think they’re the shit 😒
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    • My birthday is tomorrow!!! Cinco de Mayo bitches!!!
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    • Why you gotta say females?
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    • The girls at my school get to school at 5:30 on their friends bday and tape pieces of candy into a brick inside of their friends locker
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    • I always thought people gave it to them, nah , they buy it themselves
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    • People are so bitter lol
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    • An ex of mine broke up with me on her birthday once. I got her two balloons and a big box of chocolates. In a text conversation about the split that night she told me point blank that I didn't get her enough for her birthday.
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    • Us guys would get punched for our bdays
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    • I don’t get it
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    • Niggas still use “nObOdY:” tf.
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    • Can’t relate, I have a summer birthday 🤷‍♀️
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    • Even when i was in school, i never celebrated my birthday
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    • I see them Everyday. Help me.
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    • I’ve never gotten anything like this during school. All I’d get was a card and a happy birthday. No balloons, no cupcake, nothing. Eh, at least I got a sucker from the card
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    • They’d also pin some money on their clothes. It’s weird.
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