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    • No, I can’t imagine getting a girls number
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    • 9mm beats a taser any day.
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    • And her actual phone rings, she answers the taser. Good times are had by all.
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    • If you use “bitch” in place of girl then you deserve getting tased
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    • Imagine grabbing your phone from your purse to answer a call, but you send 10,ooo volts of electricity through your brain access hole
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    • This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. First off, that's a stun gun, and those are horrible self defence tools. Secondly, for $20, it's a really cheap one that'll probably do almost nothing to an attacker hopped up on adrenaline. And lastly, it gives that lady a false sense of safety.
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    • If she pulls out a phone that looks like an iPhone 4, you should already be walking away
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    • Teacher: No phones in class. Student: It's not a phone. T: I can see it in your hand. S: come here I'll show you *fucking tazers her ass*
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    • "Can I get your numberrrrrrrrrrr"
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    • A gun works a hell of a lot better
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    • Until your drunk and try to make a call
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    • Nobody: Single moms: BeiNg A siNglE mOM...
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    • Any gun>a damn big stick>taser>stun gun. Get a permit and have real protection.
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    • Girls will buy tasers, bear pepper spray, pocket sized flame throwers before even acknowledging a gun
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    • “As a single mom” oh yeah guys are just all over you
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    • Best thing for self defense is something that goes bang
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    • Imagine the phone rings and you answer the taser
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    • I spotted this beautiful single mother pushing her kid in a cart. I followed her around for a while, waiting to approach her until I had worked up the courage to ask her out. Finally in the parking lot I was confident enough to ask for her number. I was shocked when I seen her pull her phone out.
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    • Single moms can’t resist the urge to tell everyone they are a single mom
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    • Little cousin : " Do you have games on your phone? "
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    • “Hey girl lemme get your num brrrrrrrrrrrrr”
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    • I love how people always have these wack ass fucking “self defense” devices. That’s literally what firearms are for, and most serious people have? You guessed it, a fucking firearm. This is sad lol.
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    • Single mom? What is she goin to taze her kids??
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    • Hey can I get your nununununununununununu
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    • imagine calling a girl a bitch and thinking she’ll give you her number
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    • “Can I get yo numberRRRRRR”
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    • You got any games on your phone? Sure honey.....
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    • Ladies, please use pepper spray and other defensive weapons that don't require you to get within arm's reach of your attacker. Thanks 👍
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    • Imagine asking for a girls number and she pulls out an iPhone 4
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    • Imagine thinking a 20 dollar taser is gonna work when you need it to
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    • She's probably against guns though
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    • “ I can yo num....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
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    • Can we ban “finna”?
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    • If some soccer mom tazes me for trying to get her number it’s hands on sight
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    • Being a single mom is like an excuse to buy anything. As a single mom I feel so much safer with my M16, attack dogs and my Sherman Tank!
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    • "Being a single mom"
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    • Imagine useing it thanking it's normal phone but then you tase your self
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    • That's not a taser, that's a damn prank zapper 🤣 be an adult and get a gun
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    • I helped a girl get over her bf, got a crush on her, and got her number. All in a matter of 3 hours
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    • Imagine pulling out your phone and taser ing yourself
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    • If you said “finna” to her then you deserved to get tased.
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    • I can’t have a taser because I’m a curious person.
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    • Try pepper spray, it’s way more effective than a taser
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    • Why does every single mom need to point out that they're a single mom. This could be useful for anybody not just single moms
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    • SMH... So you're a mom huh. Do you know how often your child picks up your phone... Good luck with that.
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    • That’s actually a pretty good idea
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    • Carry a gun
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    • Lemme get your numbbbbrbbbbrrrrrrrrr
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    • Single mom, lmao. She did that to herself. Lol
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    • Who tf calls women “bitches”
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    • These comments are cancer. Tho I understand that hearing 'im a single mom" can get old there's clearly a correlation in this post between her being a single mom and feeling the need to protect herself and her child(ren).
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    • That's a stun gun
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    • Now when little kids ask if I have games on my phone.. they will have something to play with.
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    • Imagine being so creepy someone has to tase you to get you to go away
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    • For that little shit who keeps asking if you have games on your phone
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    • A good stun gun is way more than $20 and even then a stun gun requires you to be way closer to an attacker than you should ever be and probably just makes them mad
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    • Imagine being soo ghetto you say "finna"
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    • Men should carry tasers. Y'know, just in case someone pisses you off.
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    • *talking on your phone* *guy walks up* *you put your phone away and pull out a different phone* “yo why you have 2 phones” *gets tased*
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    • If you talk like “finna get a bitch number” then you deserve to be shot.
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    • I just carry my pistol
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    • “Mommy can I play games on your phone?” “Sure honey it’s in my purse” *kid dies*
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    • “Hold on my phone is ringing... let me ju- AHHHHHHHHHHH”
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    • Omg I read taser as toaster and I was so mf confused😭 like why would you use a toaster as self defense
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    • “Mommy can I use your phone” “No jimmy i-“...”oh no”
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    • Get a handgun you dumb bitch
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    • Well guess we have a spark
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    • Ok but why does the taser need to be disguised? Why not just carry a taser
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    • She has that because she doesnt feel safe walking to her care at night. She doesnt just wanna fucking taze men, ight? There are fucked up people in this world and we need ways to protect ourselves. Cant believe people in the comments are saying shit like shes just a feminist. Where did she once
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    • Imagine not speaking like a chimp
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    • Imagine using "finna"
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    • Single for a reason bitch
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    • Cheaping out on tasers will reward you with consequences during an actual confrontation
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    • Why the fuck do people say “finna”... it has the same amount of syllables as “gonna” which was already the contraction to “going to” and it actually makes sense.
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    • Maybe, MAYBE if you dont go around sleeping with random guys, you might not be single mom
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    • Using the word finna is deserving of a tasing
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    • "Being a single mom.." YAWN!!
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    • I recommend a gun and an open carry permit because I speak from experience that some people can shrug off tasers myself included but not a lot of people are shrugging off bullets
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    • "Finna" = Your parents are first cousins
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    • What the hell do people say finna
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    • Imagine using electricity as a weapon. This post by gun gang.
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    • cuz single moms are definitely way more prone to attacks
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    • Can I get your numBRRRR
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    • Stop with the finna please
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    • Magin u fenna git eh bich numbr end shi tese yo ass.
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    • I've tased friends that could stand there and take it do your self a favor and get pepper spray.... pepper spray fucking sucks being tased is just anoying
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    • Taze everyone who says "finna" untill they dead!
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    • Imagine having so little freedom you have have to make your only means of self defense disguised so you won’t get arrested
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    • Just checked, its actually $14.99.
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    • Stun gun, not taser.
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    • Imagine saying "finna" and still think you can get numbers
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    • Imagine you accidentally pull out your phone thinking it's your taser and getting shanked
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    • Dude will never got a lady if he refers them as bitches
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    • Imagine getting a phone call and you tase you goddamn face.
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    • I just carry a gun...
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    • That’ll be great at pissing off actual violent criminals.
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