No one:
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
al
UselessOpinion UselessOpinion
26 apr
No one: People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands: al
Unfunny girls love doing this face and think they're comedians
@ Sinnay @Le prince 95-
Bomboclaat
Societalissues Societalissues
30 sep 2020
Unfunny girls love doing this face and think they're comedians @ Sinnay @Le prince 95- Bomboclaat
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and
some grown ass person next to me says,
"Oh, that's the year I was born."
HalloweenIsLife HalloweenIsLife
23 sep 2020
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and some grown ass person next to me says, "Oh, that's the year I was born."
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!"
My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of"
The Rain:
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!" My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of" The Rain:
How old women be looking at you in public
angieN1023 angieN1023
1 may
How old women be looking at you in public
No, my fridge isn't
running. It's chained up.
No, my fridge isn't running. It's chained up.
I need to speak to the bananager.
ChangeMyMind1 ChangeMyMind1
22 jan 2021
I need to speak to the bananager.
Me trying to see your point
@sluttypuffin -
valeriavrromex valeriavrromex
23 oct 2020
Me trying to see your point @sluttypuffin -
When you have too much time on your hands...
probable_machine probable_machine
8 oct 2020
When you have too much time on your hands...
My husband bro and our cat loves
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
24 sep 2020
My husband bro and our cat loves
sorry i'm late my alarm didn't go off because I didn't set it because don't like coming here
sorry i'm late my alarm didn't go off because I didn't set it because don't like coming here
"YOU JUST GONNA DO METH AND JERK OFF ALL NIGHT AGAIN?"
ME:
"YOU JUST GONNA DO METH AND JERK OFF ALL NIGHT AGAIN?" ME:
You wanna sit on a frozen lake for hours
freeze our asses off, smell like fish, drink cheap beer, and not catch shit
You
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
24 sep 2020
You wanna sit on a frozen lake for hours freeze our asses off, smell like fish, drink cheap beer, and not catch shit You
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
ScrumDiggitty ScrumDiggitty
18 nov 2020
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on - Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on
QueenSpook QueenSpook
21 sep 2020
Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on - Just a little cutie passing through to cleanse your feed. Carry on
Do I have your attention now?
SS
cutekinkyuwumemes5 cutekinkyuwumemes5
14 apr
Do I have your attention now? SS
When she's describing the perfect guy and it's the exact opposite of yo ugly ass
iCapt iCapt
16 oct 2020
When she's describing the perfect guy and it's the exact opposite of yo ugly ass
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living
@Sp
@Sp y]
Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
AFloridian AFloridian
22 jun
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living @Sp @Sp y] Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
joemamama joemamama
15 sep 2020
y dog saw a squirrel when my back as turned...