No one:
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
al
UselessOpinion UselessOpinion
26 apr
No one: People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands: al
x93_ x93_
25 sep 2020
My wife was stressing and having a rough day with her work projects
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US
WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
melkor106 melkor106
23 sep 2020
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
When you flush the toilet
and the water starts rising
KingIDK KingIDK
22 jun
When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising
Gebby
the new hospital dogs are getting their pictures taken and
DevilGirl DevilGirl
29 sep 2020
Gebby the new hospital dogs are getting their pictures taken and
Girl: do your sexy face
Me: haha stopppp
Girl: pleaseeee
Me: ughh fine
JetJones2022 JetJones2022
24 apr
Girl: do your sexy face Me: haha stopppp Girl: pleaseeee Me: ughh fine
Season 6 Episode 6
ALL TIME TRAVEL TU 2020 IS RUCTLY
PRE IB
Macatnight
22 jun
Season 6 Episode 6 ALL TIME TRAVEL TU 2020 IS RUCTLY PRE IB
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
Anyone been to the new tyre place in town I've had 8 punctures in 2 days
ReDnEcK689 ReDnEcK689
21 sep 2020
Anyone been to the new tyre place in town I've had 8 punctures in 2 days
When an enemy shoots you in
the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him
bonjour
staples1724 staples1724
15 jan 2021
When an enemy shoots you in the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him bonjour
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
Ricksace_xo Ricksace_xo
14 jan 2021
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
McDonalds:
Adds self-order machines
Introverts:
faplessing from the
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
McDonalds: Adds self-order machines Introverts: faplessing from the
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU-
FOX /8\
NEWS Minnesota town re-elects dog as its mayor
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
22 sep 2020
ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU- FOX /8\ NEWS Minnesota town re-elects dog as its mayor
The 70-year-old Francis Romero was ina coma in the hospital. His dog was allowed to stay with him, did not break away day and night. After a month Francis woke up from the coma with the words:
"Where is the white angel who constantly whispered that everything would be all right?"
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
24 feb
The 70-year-old Francis Romero was ina coma in the hospital. His dog was allowed to stay with him, did not break away day and night. After a month Francis woke up from the coma with the words: "Where is the white angel who constantly whispered that everything would be all right?"
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
Saitamasaitama Saitamasaitama
14 sep 2020
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan