John Wick after killing an entire mafia gang:
Almost lost my cool there.
John Wick after killing an entire mafia gang: Almost lost my cool there.
This is how I want to die
BB
Chrysippus, an ancient Athenian philosopher, died from laughing at one of his own jokes.
This is how I want to die BB Chrysippus, an ancient Athenian philosopher, died from laughing at one of his own jokes.
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a
Great Dane
Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child
Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
ladytank ladytank
24 sep 2020
Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe - Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe
Cocaine_Jeezus Cocaine_Jeezus
24 sep 2020
Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe - Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe
disney exec: it's about a guy who thinks he's a monkey lol. probably don't need anything too crazy for the
soundtrack.
phil collins:
CourtneyChaos CourtneyChaos
24 nov 2020
disney exec: it's about a guy who thinks he's a monkey lol. probably don't need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins:
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW
YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE
TRASH
PatnoonicCanadian PatnoonicCanadian
25 sep 2020
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
Th''s Glock Finna Give You A Clue
shitmemesfordays shitmemesfordays
22 jan 2021
Th''s Glock Finna Give You A Clue
Somewhere in an alternate universe...
napoleon623 napoleon623
22 jun
Somewhere in an alternate universe...
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back
As youtcan see, I am dead
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 nov 2020
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back As youtcan see, I am dead
Your saved blunt you let roll around in the ashtray.
quietnooners quietnooners
25 mar
Your saved blunt you let roll around in the ashtray.
What if, they remade Home Alone but with an adult Kevin defending his home on Purge night.
HonkeyKong14 HonkeyKong14
4 dec 2020
What if, they remade Home Alone but with an adult Kevin defending his home on Purge night.
Weighing myself after having COVID like
DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE OTHER FOOLS WERE DOING, BUT LOST FOUR POUNDS.
akoch akoch
15 dec 2020
Weighing myself after having COVID like DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE OTHER FOOLS WERE DOING, BUT LOST FOUR POUNDS.
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like"
Girls when they talk to me:
Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
4 nov 2020
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like" Girls when they talk to me: Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
if i ever sme you
on my owner again will fuck
yes.
this
dog
Reallybro_ Reallybro_
30 sep 2020
if i ever sme you on my owner again will fuck yes. this dog
bet,When you Grow up, you will be surrounded
by lots of smait, wondertul frreods
can't see that happening.
thehoppingbunbun thehoppingbunbun
24 nov 2020
bet,When you Grow up, you will be surrounded by lots of smait, wondertul frreods can't see that happening.
mun ases
This is my cat Alex. She found us a few years ago and she was so skinny then.
She much better now and is one of the most beautiful cats I have ever seen.
DragonH23 DragonH23
25 sep 2020
mun ases This is my cat Alex. She found us a few years ago and she was so skinny then. She much better now and is one of the most beautiful cats I have ever seen.
Hacker: I have all of your passwords
Me who forgot them:
Hacker: I have all of your passwords Me who forgot them:
my boyfriend is a teacher and he emailed his class the work they need to be getting on with while they're all self- isolating for the next two weeks and one of his students
lauren
just replied wi this
It's a no from me.
kissYu kissYu
17 nov 2020
my boyfriend is a teacher and he emailed his class the work they need to be getting on with while they're all self- isolating for the next two weeks and one of his students lauren just replied wi this It's a no from me.