• No one can destroy iron, but its own
rust can. Likewise, no one can destroy a
person, but his own mindset can.
Has this guy never seen a saw?
kIIIXD666 8h I be destroyed by the
The Real Dirty Dan- Pretty sure i can destroy both
Incorrect I destroyed someone last night with my
2009 Toyota Corolla
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    • When my friends absolutely obliterated this crackhead with a shotgun who tried to Rob him about a year ago
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    • People are so autistic with fake-deep quotes
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    • “No one can destroy a person” i think all of human history can challenge that
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    • Unlike y'all I don't despise Reddit but holy fuck that green layout is nasty as hell
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    • As a welder I can confirm I can destroy both iron and a person
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    • Little tiny O2 molecules slowly oxidize the iron, weakening it. It's the little things that destroy iron. Shit example.
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    • yoda?
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    • Iron is still iron when its bent out of shape, as youd still be a person if you got shot
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    • Wow...thats a really, really dumb quote
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    • “No one can destroy a person” me with my full auto dragons breath
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    • This is definitely a 2009 Toyota corolla moment
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    • I drive a 2009 Toyota Corolla!!
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    • “Can’t help that I’m a Gemini”
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    • It’s literally posted to r/im14andthisisdeep
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    • Yall are dumb as fuck look at the topics name at the top of the page it’s satire
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    • Water is desroying it when its rusting. What a dumbass analogy
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    • My gun cabinet begs to differ
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    • Iron is nothing compared to these hands
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    • One of the few things stronger than a mother's love.
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    • I mean I could destroy iron with a forge or a plasma cutter
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    • 1) people absolutely can destroy iron 2) rust doesn’t destroy iron, oxygen weakens it and allows outside forces to break it apart
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    • Bruh
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    • Dude humans live to 1 breed, 2 destroy each other...
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    • This is not true I beat my best friend in a fight... with an iron chain... to the rib cage
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    • I got a welder that says otherwise
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    • I think a nuke could destroy iron, I'm not sure but the Japanese would know
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    • Thermite is easy to make and will solve this dilema
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    • Idk bullets are pretty effective too
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    • Explosives are a thing
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    • Is it just me or do all of the features have shitty crops right now?
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    • Yeah we’ll see what a air strike will do to a chain and you can keep on blabbering on about its rust while I reduce it to smithereens
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    • A saw can destroy both a person and an iron chain
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    • Give me an oxyacetylene cutting torch and I can destroy both
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    • Go the fuck back to reddit
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    • No OnE cAn DeStRoY iRoN.
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    • i can destroy any toilet with indian food
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    • Never been to home depot and see “2100lb limit” on chain?
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    • AirplaneFact!: No nation can ever conquer the US, but the US can destroy itself from within!!
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    • Xbox 360 squeakers: I destroyed your mom
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    • Run over people with my 2001 Honda Civic I must
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    • okdokie17 appears to be Caitlyn Jenner’s reddit account
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    • Yoda?
      Liberty20 17 jun
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    • I can destroy a person with an iron rod, while simultaneously destroying the iron rod
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    • No I’m dirty dan
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    • Is this the origin of the Corolla meme?
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    • Iron literally blows stars to smithereens...hyper nova.
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    • You know what they say, you can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
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    • You can also destroy iron with clippers
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    • Saw a vid of a nice looking dude with a little mustache, someone then cut off his head, with a chainsaw... It was very bloody
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    • The Toyota Corolla's racing pedigree is solely based on the AE86 which isn't even supposed to be a very fast car. It's a good looking car, but I don't understand the obsession over it. Subscribe for racing facts.
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    • Dookey chains
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    • Nukes say otherwise
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    • Oh what a feeling...
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    • The thread makes sense.
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    • I think they call that corollavirus
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    • Oh no. Others can help destroy you. Iron rusts with the help of oxygen and oxygen in water. So others who surround you can hurt you. You just have to make your mettle (yeah it's punny) out of something else, Something different to survive forever.
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    • Thats funny i did the same thing. The someone was me, and I was ejected from the windshield
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    • I mean idk about you but I can destroy iron...
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    • All the other comments aside, rust is an outside force. Iron rusts when exposed to the elements. It doesn’t just happen because the iron doesn’t believe in itself
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    • Wait didn't someone say they were trying to sell a Carola 09 in the comments several features back...
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    • No one can make you feel inferior without your consent - Eleanor Roosevelt
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    • Yall remember that buff dude who literally just keeps breaking steel chains with his body.
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    • And rust is destroying your Corolla
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    • You ever tried battery acid?
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    • I destroyed your mom
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    • I destroyed your mom last night with this dick
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    • Where are my machinist buddies?
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    • Only a fish can fish but a jelly can too
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    • I can destroy both with one bullet
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    • Chemistry vs physics. These fake-deep quotes can suck my ass
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    • False I can do both
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    • You cannot truly destroy something, only change its form
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    • Me too
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    • Iron doesn't rust on its own, it takes oxygen to create iron oxide (rust)
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    • Sulphuric acid can do that too. Don't believe anything that person said
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    • The rust is actually caused by oxygen. So it’s really the oxygen that’s destroying it.
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    • Hey I drive a 2009 Toyota Corolla
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    • Really because i was the one who destroyed your mom last night
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    • You guys are idiots iron as a metal can’t be destroyed this quote is true lmaoo
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    • It looks like long poop
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    • This is definitely not true I destroyed deez nuts on yo mamma’s ass fool
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    • Exactly. Everyone nowadays is taught not to be self reliant. They are told to find someone or something to help cope with said problem. Its okay to accept help but to expect it is bad for u and the people who help you. Learn to be yourself by fixing yourself. Its an amazing (and attractive) trait.
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