• no flex but it's 9pm ni just went
out n got some lemons to make
one single cup of lemonade, why?
cus i copped a fuckin lemon tree, i
might bake a tart tomorrow pussy
O chris @yunglame 05 Apr 19
bought a lemon tree earlier today straight
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    • “I might bake a tart tomorrow pussy” is probably the rawest line in history
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    • Its 2020 we flexin agriculture now
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    • Nice flex
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    • I'm liking this kinda flex more than others
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    • Gotta watch out for the lemon whores
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    • Real gangstas pay taxes and have 401k's
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    • sustainable flex
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    • Whole post straight raw
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    • Mans didn’t have to flex on us this hard
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    • Mad as fuck he flex on me this hard 😤😤
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    • I’m gonna steal your lemons young man, what are you gonna do about it?
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    • When you make life give you lemons
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    • A man of culture
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    • All fun and games until those lemon stealing whores sneak into your yard, now you have to give them a pounding literally, and figuratively.
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    • Lemons on my wrist. Lemons on my chain.
      Curvz 26 jun
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    • Man about to start a lemonade stand and make bank
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    • "When life doesn't give you lemons you buy a fucking lemon tree."
      FangAngel 27 jun
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    • Better watch out for lemon whores
      _Brinx_ 27 jun
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    • Car fact: this flex is way harder than any exotic car celebrity flex in the history
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    • Watch out for the lemon stealing whores.
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    • Fuckers stole my lemon tree. Can’t have shit in Detroit.
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    • Lemon whore
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    • Weird Flex, but Ok
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    • He’s just trying to attract the lemon stealing whores
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    • Lmao!! No flex but *immediately starts flexing*
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    • the date though😂
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    • Mans hit em with the green thumb.
      Esiason 26 jun
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    • Damn dude, why you flexing on us so hard for... I'm just waiting to see when that lemonade stand will up
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    • When life gives you melons you might be dyslexic
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    • You can lemontek shrooms whenever you want now if you also get a shroom farm.
      lwpack 26 jun
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    • Jake paul is a loser. Never tasted fresh lemonade like my boi ez squez-z lemon pz
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    • When life gives you lemons...
      Futanari 26 jun
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    • Eating the stuff you planted is actually fucking amazing, it’s like Mother Nature is personally feeding you
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    • kanep0e 27 jun
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    • This is what turning 40 is going to feel like.
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    • Tfw no lemon tree
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    • PorkSword 26 jun
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    • This nigga didn’t wait for life to give him lemons, he just took them shits.
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    • when life gives you lemons
      QueenAnt 27 jun
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    • Niggas smell like lemon
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    • That's gangsta
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    • Ayyyyeee
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    • How’s the sky not dark at 9pm
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    • I wish I had a house with a backyard so I can start a garden. City life is nice, but idk man.
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    • When life doesn’t give you lemons, buy a lemon tree and call everyone pussy
      KashKitty 26 jun
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    • Sour
      zerosober 27 jun
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    • dreams of getting shaded under a lemon tree
      vagene 27 jun
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    • Time to make bootleg toilet lemonade
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    • looks like he finally discovered where lemons come from
      DankJank 26 jun
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    • Soon he’s gonna buy his own sugarcanes and create his own sugar
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    • But can you make combustable lemons?
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    • Look out for the lemon stealing whores
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    • What are you looking at? Keep scrolling
      Braith 26 jun
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    • Better keep an eye out for whores.
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    • My lemon trees are my babies, I agree with this meme
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    • Oh so I can't talk about how much fucking plants I have but someone can literally post porn iFunny? Fuck this app
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    • Did he buy a house with a lemon tree or did he buy just the tree?? That tree doesn't look like it was just planted.
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    • The fuck is a tomorrow pussy
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    • Suburb flex. My montage however is a better flex.
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    • Is this how you get limes disease?
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    • Sweet tart tartin ass
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    • Might have to break out the lemon stealing whore
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    • Fuck you live that there's still sun at 9pm
      midik 27 jun
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    • There’s a whore stealing our lemons
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    • This the level of flex I wanna be on. Show my friends what peasants they really are.
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    • Fuckin ballin
      Twokinds 27 jun
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    • Gotta watch out for lemon stealing whores
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    • Squeeze my lemon
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    • it May be unorthodox but that is a proper fuckin flex
      primcole 27 jun
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    • Fuck man. Respect
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    • Save some pussy for us man
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    • When life dont give you lemons...you cop a lemon tree
      Nastyhuh 27 jun
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    • How did he buy a fully grown lemon tree
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    • These are some good vibes
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    • Took “when life gives you lemons” seriously
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    • A nutritious flex
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    • Doesnt everyone have a lemon tree?...
      havoc1353 27 jun
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    • That shit looks like its been planted there for years already haha.
      LoOda 27 jun
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    • I’m confused, anyone else think it’s bright asf to be 9pm
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    • I bet he has exactly ZERO graeps
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    • Gotta watch out for lemon stealing wh0res
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    • Doesn’t he need more then one for it to bear fruit yearly
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    • Did you know that lemons arent natural they're a hybrid of limes and oranges
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    • Hollows out lemons, fills them with weed.
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    • Better back up now, I gotta productive and well groomed garden including a4 year old asparagus patch, y'all be playin
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    • Not 2 flex but I dunt no anytin about da english language n cant form a coherent sentence. Bruh, cuh, yuh.
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    • Weird flex but ok
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    • Ill.be impressed when you spell out "and " instead of "n"
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    • Why is this featured?
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    • Really dude is it that hard the type an extra a AND d like what are you even doing with all that extra time you save anyway
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    • So you bought a tree on someone else's land?
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    • Sorry, I don't speak street
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    • If nigs made this the regular "hood" thing then they wouldn't be such a target.
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    • How the hell is it that bright at 9 pm?
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    • They stole my lemon tree, can’t have shit in Detroit
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