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    • It’s like lovecraft rules. Giant screeching engine of fire and metal? What the fuck is this thing, will it chase me if I run away? Does it even know I’m here? Dog noises? Oh shit I know what those are, dogs want to eat me, time to book it.
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    • everyone gangsta until the train starts barkijg
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    • Right and act cool as shit when a car comes barreling down the highway horn blazing and wont fucken budge but step on a twig in the 100 yards away and they act like white women when theirs a sale of kale at Costco
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    • Everyone’s gangster until the metal worm starts barking
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    • Probably because thousands of years of evolution have made them more wary of a dog/wolf’s bark than a technological innovation that has only been around for a couple hundred years.
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    • Deer are fucking stupid they will stand right in the middle of the street while you're barreling towards them in a big ass truck and then move at the last second.
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    • Everybody gangsta til the train start barkin
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    • It’s because deer are nocturnal and they freeze when they see light as it literally blinds them. That’s why when you freeze and people say you’re “like a deer in headlights”
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    • I was out hunting once and we came upon some railroad tracks. I'm pretty young and it was my first hunt but I saw the most gruesome scene. It was a whole family of antelope that was hit. Just blood and guts everywhere. 2 babys 1 doe and maybe a buck
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    • The deer probably went to the Prometheus school of running away from things
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    • Plenty of other animals have learned through the years to avoid cars/trains. Deer still dumb as fuck
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    • Train: BARK! Person sitting on train track: What the fu-
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    • Deer depend on 2 things to tell them if they’re in danger site and sound. If a deer sees you but doesn’t hear you it will go about its business like you aren’t there but if a deer sees you and you make a noise loud enough to startle it the deer will run.
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    • Imagine being on the tracks not seeing the train but hear braking behind you and ignore it
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    • Everyone gangsta till the train start barking
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    • It triggers primal instincts. Train= confusion. Dog= run or die.
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    • They're in shock when it's a train. When it barks their instincts kick in because of wolves. I assume at least
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    • In America we already have a more cost effective solution. We call it a COW CATCHER!
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    • Everybody gangsta till the worm starts barking
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    • You’re not allowed to spotlight a deer because they freeze up. It’s illegal to hunt with spotlights, same concept. When they hear a predator, they automatically have their instincts kick in.
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    • It's because they dont know what the fuck that giant thing is going towards them, but when they hear a predator they get kicked into maximum overdrive
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    • I swear if oh deer gets top comment
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    • A quarter a day would give you $91.25
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    • Everybody gansta till the train start barking
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    • Could you just imagine how terrifying that would be though? Like it would have to be a loud ass bark and if you didnt know about it you'd think Cerberus was coming for you
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    • So you’re telling me a train horn is less effective then a barking dog?
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    • Deer don’t have good depth perception so when they see a car/train they don’t know it’s coming at them and since they don’t have moving legs like animals it appears to be still so they stay still trying not to be seen
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    • Because dogs/wolves are their natural predator. A giant metal worm is foreign to them. They probably don't know wtf to do.
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    • The Alaskan bull worm
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    • They stand there because they think they’re hid and they don’t know what it is
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    • Just run em over. It’s called natural selection...
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    • a lot of the time they stand still cause they can't see the train/car cause of the headlights, all they see is the bright lights getting bigger
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    • Everybody gangsta till the train starts barkin
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    • Sooo... the new technical feature is a speaker
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    • Japanese dog worm, distant cousin of the alaskan bull worm
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    • remember when Bambi froze when the dogs were coming at him? same thing
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    • I would imagine it's because they've evolved to understand animal sounds but a train is foreign to them
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    • Every deer gangster till the train start barkin
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    • Deer don’t give a fuck deer are just fucking stupid
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    • Everybody gangsta till the train starts barkin
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    • he just called a train a big metal worm
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    • Barking trains😭😭
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    • Worm train cannot be controlled. There is no god. Only worm train
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    • Hit the fuckers. I hate those damn things
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    • Luigi says : If it’s made of meat and doesn’t yeet, it’s free game to eat!
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    • My guess is that their instinct is to hold still so predators don't see them. Hearing a loud noise (a car horn works too) would mean danger is nearby and holding still isnt the best option anymore
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    • So the regular horn doesn’t scare them away but a dog bark will??
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    • at that point just fuckin smack em bro
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    • Anyone see the video of the moose challenging the train and it runs head on and fucking explodes 😂
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    • well shit if a train starts barking at me i'd run too
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    • Prevent collisions? What? It’s a deeerrrrr. The most damage it’ll do to a fucking million pound train is leave blood stains if even that.
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    • Oh deer
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    • Because they don't know that a train (which doesnt look like a living being) is gonna turn them into a fucking stew.
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    • "Deers"
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    • This is preventing Natural Selection.
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    • They never stay still when you hunting them tho
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    • Class upgrades
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    • I see EIJIROU KIRISHIMA
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    • Train: CHOOOCHOOOO!!! Deer: "Pfft, nigga ain't gonna do shit to me" Train: "Uh...woof?" Deer: "AW SHIT, YEET!"
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    • Oh wait that’s actually very smart and easy
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    • So a loud ass train horn won't scare them away?
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    • It’s just deer
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    • It works the same way with pigeons in the city. It’s like animals become aware that the big scary thing with four feet only stay on the weird paths. Deer probably picked up on that with trains and just know that the sound of other animals means danger rather than the big loud thing
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    • "big metal worm"
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    • Oh deer
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    • Deer
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    • Its deer
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    • Make it roar like fucking Godzilla
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    • Usually the motion of a car or train and the lights stuns the deer, holding them in place like a vice made of pure fear. That is why the barking thing is actually a decent idea
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    • Natural selection. If the deers can't adapt to the new environment where there are giant worm death machines, then they deserve to die out.
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    • It’s called instinct. The deer don’t know what tf a “long worm with lights” is so they gunna be sitting there like what is that, they hear a dog bark and they like “fuck I’m bouta die”
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    • I find it funny that deer is already plural, and you added an ‘S’ to it
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    • Well deer don't have a good concept of physics
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    • Everybody gangsta till the train starts barking
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    • Them shits explode when they hit it's crazy.
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    • The plural for deer is.. deer
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    • Or you could just put a big metal snow plow on the front.
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    • They have no idea wtf a train is so they just stare at it but they have instincts to run away from wolves
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    • Wolves man, deer are bred to run from wolves
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    • NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE DUDES USERNAME?!
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    • Catbus, Dogtrain, what next?
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    • I can always tell who’s a city slicker by their use of deer or deers
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    • Dont trains already have a horn and yell *BWWARRRR* when something was in the way?
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    • You see, dear are herbivores. Herbivores are not that bright. Carnivores are very intelligent by necessity. Herbivores on the other hand rely on known entities.
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    • The train goes: woof
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    • Or just blast a normal horm
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    • If you thought trains were annoying as they were if you live by then imagine a loud ass train plus a pack of barking dogs mixed together as a lovely concoction of noises
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    • And that is how the gekko walkers from mg4 had mooing
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    • I hate deer so much
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    • Isn’t that practically what a train horn is for
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    • That’s what a cow catcher’s for
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    • Deers...
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    • Because a fast, roaring train isn't enough
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    • So, the roar of the wheels on the track means nothing to deer but a dog barking means its time to run like a bitch
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    • All you gotta do is turn the headlights off and get the bell going. They normally get out of the way. That’s if your engineer isn’t trying to hit them so we can drag them on the engine and gut them back at the yard.
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    • “giant metal worm”
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    • Everybody gangster till the train start barking
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