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    • What if that’s a dude’s phat cock
      Whopp3r 17 sep
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    • I don't carry a gun and I do all the things in the first column.
      Lcdude 17 sep
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    • None of this works. You simply see a gun on them or you wont.
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    • 69 nice
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    • Only carry on my hip if im in deep woods, need to get my chl
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    • It's not a 100 deadly snoons which book is it I know it's by the same author
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    • Asymmetry can be solved by carrying two guns, one on each side.
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    • Chances are if they're carrying a concealed weapon, you're safe. A shooter normally isn't going to give 2 shits about concealing it for even a second
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    • “One can easily spot a handgun if the mf just drops it”
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    • *guys drops gun* “oh thank god i read an infographic that told me if someone drops a gun that means theyre concealed carrying”
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    • I just stick mine up my bussy
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    • How to spot a concealed handgun: They drop it in front of you.
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    • Some of this is true but i have a .38 thats a hammerless smith and wesson. Hardly any weight and doesnt show at all because its not very big nor is the holster which is just a plastic piece that prevents it from firing in my pants
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    • Thank God I now know that if I see a dude drop a concealed gun, that means he was carrying a concealed gun. Never would have figured that out on my own.
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    • Good luck seeing the J frame I keep in my ass
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    • The drop one straight up looks like a Lee Harvey Oswald assassination
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    • Fun fact, if someone drops their gun, they probably have a gun
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    • I hate how hard it is to conceal carry with women's clothing. Everything is lightweight and skin tight, it's a huge pain in the ass.
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    • Oops! I dropped my MONSTER handgun for my Magnum 2nd AMENDMENT
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    • Wow thanks for letting me know that a guy who drops his gun probably has a gun
      itsyoboo 19 sep
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    • Appendix holsters don’t have that issue
      Drgnsgrd 19 sep
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    • Appendix carry pistol in woods, with a 454 on waist and a shotty or rifle. When in public I carry with my urban carry holster. Makes it harder to know something is there. Most people hate urban carry holsters, but they are comfortable to me.
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    • Step 5: leave him alone because that’s his right to carry
      _Gecko_ 19 sep
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    • My favorite way to spot a concealed handgun: he drops it
      Arktic 19 sep
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    • I feel safer when everyone’s carrying a gun js lol
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    • How to tell if someone has a gun: they flash you the fucking gun. The more you know.
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    • Hope that's not a p320 he dropped
      Blorange 20 sep
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    • Damn I love living in an open carry state
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    • Remember kids . The biggest rule is that no body should know you have one
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    • One time at work I saw that a dude was strapped and it was sticking out of his jeans. It took every fiber of my being not to say "hey, nice glock."
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    • Always carry on the hip noone ever has noticed my gun in the 5 years I've carried it and it's noone else's business that I'm carrying one because I have a license to conceal. And I'm also trained well enough to know when and when not to use it...
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    • "you fool! I noticed your concealed firearm easily with the help of secret agent slight breeze"
      BpizOzaX 20 sep
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    • How to be irrationally paranoid in 4 easy steps
      TuziTonji 19 sep
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    • Better to conceal a gun on each side then
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    • Or open carry, if your state isnt commmie
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    • this is just gonna get someone shot because some schizo is out there like "theyre fucking out for me i know it"
      Sightless 19 sep
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    • Why do I need to worry about that? My state has concealed carry. If someone wants to carry a gun that’s their business.
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    • the drop... classic rookie move
      groverr 19 sep
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    • How to tell if someone has a concealed weapon: they drop it
      Vinyl____ 19 sep
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    • I'll show YOU a waistline bulge
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    • Appendix carry with a loose shirt is the best way to go.
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    • That’s why it should be in your hands at all times
      Tantor1 19 sep
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    • Very last one is right out of The Joker
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    • This is why I keep my gun in my ass
      YawnMon 19 sep
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    • I keep my gun in my ass
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    • imagine dropping your fucking gun
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    • “How to spot a concealed gun: they drop it in front of you” yeah no shit lmao
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    • How to tell if someone has a gun: Scenario 1. If they drop a gun from either their hands or clothing, they had a gun.
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    • If you see someone carrying a gun mind your own business
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    • Conclusion: Wear two guns in symmetry and make sure they don’t move
      _Drive 19 sep
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    • Great? I’m not doing anything wrong so your whiny ass can just get over it
      COoutdoor 19 sep
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    • This isn’t a problem. Who cares if someone carries concealed good for them
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    • It’s impossible to know without direct sight. Do you have a clue how small they can come now? How narrow?
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    • God I love guns.
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    • Lucky for me I can open carry so you’ll be able to see it
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    • I’m taking a concealed carry license class in October, I’m so excited
      GrumpLump 19 sep
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    • This is stupid. I can CC my Walther PPQ with just a loose fitting button up no problem.
      husky501 19 sep
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    • Thanks I never would’ve been able to identify someone dropping their fucking gun in front of me before
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    • Someone is totally going to see this and try to harass/get a reaction out of someone for carrying
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    • If you drop your gun, don’t carry one... you’re an embarrassment
      Joe__Cool 19 sep
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    • This works if the person carrying 1) doesn’t care or 2) is ass at carrying. If someone competent doesn’t want you to see it, you won’t see it.
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    • naw. i did police training and this dude walked in with 30 guns on him. game was to find them all. whole class of 20 missed 5 guns. including a sawed off
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    • I carry a double stack 45 in my waistband with cargo shorts and it is extremely obvious if you're looking for it but most people don't look and I don't care if they notice
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    • Appendix carry. That way you know the person staring at you is either a homosexual or a commie terrorist. Either way, both deserve the same treatment....
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    • If you do the last item in the bottom right column you shouldn't own or carry a gun
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    • That's why I always have 2 ankle guns.
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    • itsfelix 21 sep
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    • If you have a license to conceal and carry it really doesn't matter.
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    • Was taking pictures at church and I was armed. Guy asked me to take off my coat, so I did. My gun was in my waist band. He had me put my coat back on.
      Gallowing 21 sep
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    • Simple, carry the gun on your crotch. If anything it just looks like you got a bigger dong
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    • Proudly display your gun on your hip as a crime deterrent
      Mizar 21 sep
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    • Who tf drops their gun?
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    • Nice
      420GetLit 21 sep
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    • Nice
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    • Always assume a gun is loaded and always assume a person is carrying and your life will just plain be easier
      LeviQ_OW 21 sep
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    • Drop
      xXwickyXx 21 sep
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    • Bro just walk up and say "bro deadass, you carrying?
      Stowner 21 sep
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    • Nice
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    • Used to work at a gas station and would practice spotting guns everyday
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    • Most of these only counts for hip not appendix or small of back
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    • Am I the only one that doesn’t care if I print?
      MrMushi 20 sep
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    • Apendix carry ftw
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    • Hip shift is probably to stop their balls from sticking to their leg.
      lwpack 20 sep
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    • What about up the ass?
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    • Jokes on you I wear a Hoodie can't tell if I'm fat or not until I take it of so 🤪 🤷 🙃 😅 🙂 😏
      DRUM 20 sep
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    • This is kinda of useless tbh guns very in shape and size and it could be any number of things other than a gun
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    • The asymmetry just taught to conceal two guns at the same time, but of opposite sides.
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    • Prevent asymmetry by carrying two guns
      CatBoi 20 sep
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    • I mean I don’t care if people can tell.
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    • I just open carry then theres no question.
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    • Guess everybody thinks I’ve got a huge fucking gun every time I’m trying to unstick my balls from my legs.
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    • Nice
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    • Nice
      Moojon 20 sep
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    • Asymmetry doesn’t matter when I’m strapped on both sides bitch
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    • Lmao so what
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    • When I appendix carry you can’t see shit
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    • "No. 069"
      AlThePal 20 sep
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    • That’s why I put mine is my a- I mean good advice
      maxine6 20 sep
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    • Who cares? Nobody actually knows. They can speculate but if I'm concealing properly then they won't know for sure.. and if they are that keen eyed to notice, they're probably carrying too
      rhenry 20 sep
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