My cat when spill her food at pm:
A_Normal_Lapis A_Normal_Lapis
24 sep 2020
My cat when spill her food at pm:
What happened when my cat was reunited with the basket he was brought home in...
what have you to my basket
banned_aid banned_aid
25 sep 2020
What happened when my cat was reunited with the basket he was brought home in... what have you to my basket
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
atticuslodius atticuslodius
10 oct 2020
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
Me: *hits my elbow on desk*
My entire nervous system:
asmordusu asmordusu
8 dec 2020
Me: *hits my elbow on desk* My entire nervous system:
DP" RAWDOGITHATONVYGEND:
DP" RAWDOGITHATONVYGEND:
New Jersey: Let's Legalize
Recreational Marijuana.
Oregon:
Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
New Jersey: Let's Legalize Recreational Marijuana. Oregon: Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
Kanye after accidentally winning the elections
Go @le
Whet should the president do? soy
QueenAndromeda QueenAndromeda
4 nov 2020
Kanye after accidentally winning the elections Go @le Whet should the president do? soy
The look your gWves you splls the tea
The look your gWves you splls the tea
Anything: *Happens*
Gordon Ramsay:
faxdax faxdax
13 may
Anything: *Happens* Gordon Ramsay:
Be like the sloth. Take things slow & good things will come to you. Grab life by the heart.
lilepicmemeon lilepicmemeon
23 oct 2020
Be like the sloth. Take things slow & good things will come to you. Grab life by the heart.
Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
"OH MY!
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
Humans in 2020: "The worst year to date." Dogs in 2020: "OH MY! I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work. We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats. THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
Do you guys know how Brits say
"Bend over"?
Bottoms up.
lean_consumeshorts lean_consumeshorts
24 apr
Do you guys know how Brits say "Bend over"? Bottoms up.
minor inconvenience: *happens* me:
minor inconvenience: *happens* me:
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun*
Funny: How far can she squirt?
DarthBoner DarthBoner
11 jun
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun* Funny: How far can she squirt?
Ho,
Have seenthe
DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
xDoomSlayerx xDoomSlayerx
24 apr
Ho, Have seenthe DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
Can't stop thinkin bout the extinction of the
American Chestnut tree
Can't stop thinkin bout the extinction of the American Chestnut tree