• Ninja's could tell time time by
how dilated a cat's pupils were
as they dilate in a regular pattern
throughout the day, regardless
of ambient light.
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    • I’m calling bullshit. The pupils definitely Dialate with ambient light source, such as the sun.
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    • “What time is it?” *pulls small cat out of pouch and stares into his eyes* “No fucking clue” he reply’s
      AjaxSoap 26 jun
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    • “Ay, bruh what time is it?” “Shit, man I left my mf’n cat at home.”
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    • "Let's just make up some random ass bullshit the idiots will believe it"
      Decidueye 26 jun
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    • Just like that whack ass Nioh cutscene I think where a dude pulls a cat out like a pocket watch.
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    • Wtf fun facts are the most wrong things I've ever read. As a rule of thumb I usually don't trust fun facts, and definitely not WTFfunfacts
      DefB 26 jun
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    • Anyone who owns a cat knows this isnt true, a number of different variables could change a cats eyes, such as light, amount of energy and amount of focus
      whybother 26 jun
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    • Throughout history, cats have been associated with all kinds of strange superstitions. For centuries, many sailors claimed to raise winds at sea by placing the ship's cat under a pot. Germans have long believed that cats can help see ghosts—just look between a cat's ears. In the United States, (1/2)
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    • Hm . Japanese people noticed the dilation of cat eyes? Nope. Not interesting enough. Time to exaggerate the everloving shit out of it until it’s barely even fact anymore! Japanese people? No, fucking NINJAS! And they didn’t just notice the dilation, they used the cats like fucked up meat clocks!
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    • Time time
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    • Wrong
      connaho 26 jun
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    • So you tell me that Ninjas had cats with them everywhere they went? Like shit I really need to know the time *pulls cat out* Ah yes its 9 hours 30 minutes and 4 seconds into the day.
      LOSD 26 jun
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    • Someday I will find wtf fun fact #1
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    • I can tell time by looking at my fucking watch
      Mickle1 27 jun
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    • Actually cats eyes dilate when they are in an environment they find safe
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    • How can this be a fact when everything you think you know about ninjas is wrong? Ninjas didn't even remotely exist as Hollywood and pop culture depicts them
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    • "Hey, toshi, what time is it?". Toshi: IDK *pulls cat outta pocket and looks in it's eyes.* About 7:15.
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    • No they cant, that literally makes no fucking sense
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    • That is why I duct tape a cat onto my wrist everyday before I leave the house
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    • They had cats glued to there left arm and had to use a flash light to see what the time is by the eyes. I'm a historian.
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    • This is incorrect. Cats eyes dilate based off of what they are looking at how far away it is and whether or not they are tracking it.
      Heron 26 jun
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    • Just feed cats bunch of drugs and watch ninjas be hella confused!
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    • I've learned to skip over any "fact" memes because most of them are very misleading or outright false.
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    • Guess it’s always 7 am or 5pm
      Sir_0 26 jun
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    • Or they could just check tgeir phone like everyone else lmao
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    • Might as well look at the sky at that point..
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    • 23 is a cats jackass zoomy mode
      Tremble 26 jun
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    • Ninja's what?
      Quaike 26 jun
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    • For those calling it bullshit you gotta think back in them times they didn't have light fixtures all over the house that could effect the cats eyes it was just sunlight unlike modern times
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    • This is false. I have seen my cat’s eyes dilated or contract if I turn the lights on or off.
      lwpack 28 jun
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    • Ninja’s. Amazing
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    • So they carried a cat as a watch?
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    • Nah man
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    • This post is obviously for dog people lol
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    • Reported for sheer stupidity
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    • Ok fellow ninjas, synchronize your kitties on 3, we attack at 5. Meooowwss!
      Dabbler 26 jun
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    • *Pulls out giant fucking sundial that crushes your foot* hmm... Its cloudy
      Scramasax 26 jun
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    • Autauga 26 jun
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    • Time time
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    • Oh that’s why my cats pupils are huge at night
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    • Regardless if a cats eyes does that, why would a ninja tell time by looking at a fucking cat rather than literally any other conventional method
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    • Ok but how can the ninja tell if its 5 or 23?
      KentJames 26 jun
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    • Why don’t they just use watches?
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    • dizzer 26 jun
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    • Anyone else notice the second "time"
      Radjeck 27 jun
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    • Ah yes, pocket sand and backpack cat
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    • That would be a cool item for a game or show the guy just has a cat eye to tell time
      Risky79 27 jun
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    • Ah yes, let me just check the time by pulling out my portable cat
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    • "wheres that fuckin cat I gotta kiII someone by noon"
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    • How about the fact that eyes focus based on distance looking and concentration
      jimbonius 26 jun
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    • Dont cat's pupils dilate when they're excited too?
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    • Na that’s bull shit
      tanjesus 26 jun
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    • Noon
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    • Guess I’m a ninja now
      kingjamz 26 jun
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    • Furry clock furry clock
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    • “Hey dude what time is it” “I dunno let me GO FIND A CAT”
      jessiep82 26 jun
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    • Bet it was hard keeping cats strapped to their wrists though.
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    • Ninja's?
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    • Weird flex
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    • Dude, they change with the amount of light out so its completely pointless if its say.. overcast?
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    • Ninja's never actually existed.
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    • Damn that’s kinda wack but it sounds cool so I’m going to believe it
      ZephyrKun 26 jun
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    • This actually has some truth to it. It was more a way for them to detect a coming sunrise however.
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    • People saying this is bs didn't read the post correctly. You have to be a ninja for this to work ffs!
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    • The trick here is you stare into your cats eyes wondering if it's working, then ninja sneaks in and gets you
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    • i just lost the game
      butwhytho 29 jun
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    • What About Cat In Dumbshit Mode
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    • It was 10 when the pic of the cat was tacken
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    • Nioh
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    • I’m cooler than ninjas then bc I’ve successfully called the time down to the minute by looking at the position of the sun, how dark it is and the drop in temperature.
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    • "Ayo, what time is it?" "hold on, lemme check the cat" *wrangles cat and finally pins it, whilst bleeding profusely* "bout 9 o'clock"
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    • If you believe this you don’t own a cat
      t_k_k 29 jun
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    • Unless it goes dumbass mode mid day
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    • “ what is it?” “Hold on let me check my puss” *pulls out a cat “noon”
      Ricter 29 jun
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    • My brain got a stroke when I read the first line quickly
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    • *my cat’s pupil changing very frequently after taking catnip* “Aw shit, gotta replace another one”
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    • So did they just strap cats to their wrists or hunt one down to look at its eyes?
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    • Hey bro, wanna meet up at quarter-pupil for drinks?
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    • No
      DayWalker 29 jun
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    • Time time
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    • They could tell if it was day day or night night?
      Naromasa 29 jun
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    • So Ninjas just be sneaking around with cats on em to tell time?
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    • Pulls out pocket pussy
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    • Anyone else bothered that "time" was written twice in a row?
      Lala611 29 jun
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    • I’m about 72% sure they kept cats in their wallets for emergencies.
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    • Sorry we can’t say that word anymore
      Clout9 29 jun
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    • Or they could look and see oh hey the sun is up
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    • So instead of carrying clocks they carried cats around?
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    • This is crap
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    • “What time is it” *pulls out a fucking cat*
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    • Makes me think of that cat clock in PowerPuff Girls
      Nicolio 29 jun
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    • Cats can dilate their pupils at will dipshit
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    • "What time is it?!?!" "I don't know! The sun is at it's zenith so all the cats are asleep basking in the sun! There's no way to know!!!!!!"
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    • I guess time travel is as easy as shining a flashlight in a cats face
      istnet1 29 jun
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    • Hate to be that guy but... I feel like humans understood the height and angle of the sun and shadows way before we learned about cat pupils...
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    • Holy fucking shit so that meme where the guy zones into the cats eyes for a second to zone back out and spit out the time was fucking real
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