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shot in the head, and released the reptile back t.
discovered "Pocho" had followed him hon
ocho became part of the mans
al fisherman in Costa Rica nursed a
crocodile back to health after it had be
home, The next
day, the man
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Lizard brain was
shot. Dog brain activated.
ifyou guys look it up
there's pictures of them like wrestling and hanging out and just generally
being good ol boys who love each other and its really cute
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    • Poncho died back in 2011, but he died calmly from natural causes. He was given a human funeral and put into a museum.
      Slark 27 jul
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    • Imagine being lucky enough to find a man that was so kind that he nursed a crocodile back to health. And you left him? Sis he was a PRIZE.
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    • Wife is temporary, pocho is forever
      blyat_ 27 jul
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    • “Kelly, what happened to you and Shedden?” “He left me for a crocodile.”
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    • Reject modernity, embrace Poncho
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    • Imagine breaking into this guys home just to find a big ass croc sitting in the living room
      Pulsenoon 27 jul
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    • Imagine your boyfriend leaving you for a crocodile
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    • That bitch drives a Chevrolet movie theater
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    • Where does loyalty like that come from? It cant be natural
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    • The Chad croc and the virgin wife
      noonblm 28 jul
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    • Proof that men will bond with anything but a wife
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    • WE FIRED OUR CANNON TILL THE BARREL MELTED DOWN, SO WE GRABBED AN ALLIGATOR AND PREPARED ANOTHER ROUND, WE FILLED HIS HEAD WITH CANNONBALLS AND POWDERED HIS BEHIND AND WHEN WE TOUCHED THE POWDER OFF THE GATOR LOST HIS MIND
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    • If that had been my husband, I would then have a trained crocodile and a ba husband. Why leave???
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    • So this is where those crocodile fucking videos came from
      kazkade 27 jul
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    • Divorce is cringe but crocs are based.
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    • Crocs before thots. Gators before haters. Crocodylus before jealous bitches. Don’t let some female come between you and your giant ass lizard. Hoes are temporary, PONCHO IS FOREVER!
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    • Better photos as a couple than most of the people and their significant other can take
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    • Again, we see this yet a fucking gain. A reptile, whos deaigned by nature to run entirely on instinct loses its instincts and becomes mammal like? It may have been brain damage that caused the crocodile to become like this but even so I believe reptiles dont have a frontal lobe which just 1/2
      godlypoop 28 jul
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    • We dont really realize it but crocodilians are smarter then dogs and have a language on par with whales
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    • Guys....That's an Alligator.
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    • Imagine another crocodile tries to attack him and Poncho just shows up and absolutely wrecks their shit.
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    • Crocs over Hoes
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    • I fully believe any animal can be basically turned into a loving companion and this makes me overjoyed
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    • Look how happy the swamp puppy is in the second photo
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    • PorkSword 27 jul
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    • People do this shit then get mutilated
      ODogX 27 jul
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    • I thought the you tube documentary was awesome and wholesome they had a village sized funeral.
      5arrow 27 jul
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    • Bro if yo girl makes you choose between her and your best bud, leave that bitch
      leldood 27 jul
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    • It’s nice to know even besides humans, animals have good
      SergeyT 29 jul
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    • Santo_NotASaint he's not a gator, but...
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    • It's Pocho not Poncho you dweebs
      Minn 27 jul
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    • I only see a scaly dog
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    • That thing is an absolute dinosaur.
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    • I expected it to eat him...
      Natemo 30 jul
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    • He turned white?
      moldydog 27 jul
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    • Is that one of those crocodile alligator hybrids?
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    • Big buddy
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    • That's a really big boi!
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    • The amount of zooming I did is astronomical
      DrippyHit 28 jul
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    • GatorArchive Stallord Chonker croc
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    • ...HE IS DEAD NOW
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    • I don’t want a wife I just want a poncho
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    • Cussy 😳🥴
      ToxicRice 28 jul
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    • That Crussy must be magical
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    • Did he fuck the crocodile instead?
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    • So what you’re saying is that with a little perseverance we can bring back dinosaurs and make them our pets..
      Xiddah 27 jul
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    • Finally another crocodilian feature
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    • "Another wife I could get"
      NotePadM 27 jul
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    • RIP Poncho
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    • Women are temporary. Crocodile bro is forever.
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    • Reject thots, embrace lizard bros
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    • You definitely aren’t sobbing stfu
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    • 🎶gator pussy is my favorite treat🎶
      Justin042 27 jul
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    • I wish alligators would eat more ducks
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    • Crussy
      MemePapp 27 jul
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    • He is now romantically with that croc and I fucking ship it boyos
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    • The funniest part is how she acted like she could win in a "It's me or the crocodile" ultimatum she made.
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    • He learned the taming ability is assassin's creed origins
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    • I'd hate to break into his house and just hear him call pocho
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    • Costa Rican Steve Irwin
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    • Colsifer 30 jul
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    • It makes me wonder if reptiles really can't feel some sort of appreciation or love
      Xarxes 30 jul
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    • We you think a man will stay with you just cause you think you're special 🤡
      Valkreath 30 jul
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    • What kind of insecure, pathetic, human can not see and recognize just how incredible of a relationship this man has with a wild creature of that capacity to want to stand in the way of it flourishing. That bitch could learn a thing or two from Steve Irwin’s wife
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    • No offense but I'm sobbing, wtf does that even mean
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    • And so the Croc who had cheated death in the bayou outside Costa Rica...
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    • “Thots come and go, but Pocho is forever” -Shedden
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    • Yea girls are cool but have you ever had a crocodile?
      ChibRock 30 jul
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    • River puppy river puppy
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    • Crocodile Dundee has returned
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    • Hope he was able to get another wife after Poncho :(
      MeLiChaN 30 jul
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    • She thought he was spending to much time with him? Well heck spend time with both! Drink lemonade on the porch with them
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    • That his home boy!!!
      JaKnife 30 jul
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    • My own pet dinosaur.....yayyy!!
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    • Australia be like
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    • Florida man
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    • Yeah, hell no.
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    • If your gonna make me choose between you and the croc then you are even more cold blooded than i thought
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    • Why do I think of Mike Tyson when I see this
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    • His logic is solid
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    • And then they fucked
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    • He is the true Florida man
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    • Why the fuck are some bitches like that? I understand that they deserve attention and respect from you but they shouldn’t be the ONLY thing in the guys life, everyone has multiple things they focus on, work, family, friends, personal health
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    • What a beautiful smile on that big boi
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    • Woman: Its either me or the croc
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    • Well that ex wife lost a huge prize....what a foolish woman...should have been hanging with the hubby AND croc
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    • Imagine being chosen over a crocodile, get fucked loser
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    • Never try to seperate a man from his cock. er um i mean croc
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    • "Another wife I could get" lmao
      RobQ1978 29 jul
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    • Just a man and his dinosaur, very common
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    • Steve Irwin approves
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    • It’s a gator. No way that thing would be that friendly if it was a croc
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    • Never come between a man and his Crocodile.
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    • That second pic makes me think that I could have accidentally stepped on him bc he looks like a glob of mud from up top, but also this story is too cute.
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    • That is incredible! How freaking cool!
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    • Why even live if you aint gunna rescue, rehabilitate, and domesticate your own crocodile?
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    • “nO oFfenSe BuT iM sObBiNG”
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