• Next time someone says, youre JUST a nurse." Remember, there isn't a doctor alive that can set this shit up. Thank you for what you do.
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    • Nurses need to check their god complexes and realize they aren't doctors
      BeowuIf 5 aug
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    • I promise there isn't a nurse that can diagnose my testicular cancer
      _x__2 5 aug
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    • Some folks are slamming on doctors, some slam on nurses, but everyone is forgetting that it takes the two to tango. <3
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    • No I am 1000% certain a doctor could also set that up
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    • I have cancer. I spent all of five seconds with this shit the first time before I knew how it worked. A fucking retarded monkey with palsy could set this shit up. I constantly do it myself because my nurses fuck it up. God bless em tho, no one else will clean up my shit when the chemo hits
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    • I’m a male nursing student and most nurses don’t think like this. We just have a handful of divorced Karen’s who need constant validation
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    • Any nurse who acts like this needs to go back to Nursing Fundamentals. First thing I learned in school was how to be apart of a healthcare team. Everyone has a job and the patient only gets better if we all do it right.
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    • I’m not saying nurses aren’t important, cause they are, but if they keep up their god complexes and pretend they’re on the same level as doctors then no one will respect them
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    • The nurses don't appreciate the biomeds that maintain those devices and repair them when the nurses fucking break them all the time. Gambro Prismaflex on the left, Alaris IV pumps and channels on the poles, Covidian Kangaroo E-pump feeding pump, and a GE Solar 8000 patient monitor
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    • I promise the is at least one
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    • Nurses are necessary and do great work, but I think most healthcare professionals could set that stuff up, the machines have presets. Also docs 8 years of school minimum, nurses 2 years min
      Ironny 6 aug
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    • Why do nurses have bigger god complexes than doctors? Youre awesome, stop saying shit like this it makes us think you're an asshole.
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    • Doctors also can’t make any sandwich at Jimmy Johns, but you don’t see me saying I’m smarter than a doctor do you?
      boboy741 6 aug
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    • There are like two nurses in the medical field: the type that can only check your blood pressure, weight etc.. and the type that actually does shit for the patient and knows how to do it.
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    • We need our doctors just as much as we need nurses. I’m a nurse and I’m really tired of this god complex a lot of nurses seem to have. Why can’t we all have mutual respect for everyone on healthcare team? We all play an important part in helping our patients.
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    • I showed this to my Fiance whos about a week away from starting rotations as a PA and she said “yeah, I don’t fucking know how any of that works.” Lmfao
      T_cHef 6 aug
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    • So nurses are the A.V. club of the medical profession?
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    • Nurses have an extremely important job. That being said, they are the cashiers of the medical professions. They do stuff that alot of people with an md could do, but is a waste of time for them to do it.
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    • Im planning on being a surgeon and it still surprises me every time i visit a hospital to see just how much the nurses do. Thanks in advance (in case i do actually make it), yall rock
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    • I promise you a 16 years of college doctor is gonna be much smarter than a 4 year ass rn
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    • Everyone saying that doctors dont know anything about the equipment thats because they are literally learning everything about the human body which is like a damn mine field and since not everybody has the exact same body that makes things even harder
      pompers 6 aug
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    • True but without the patients there would be no need for nurses or doctors, thank you patients for all you
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    • Nurses aren’t doctors by definition. This doesn’t mean that they aren’t as important. My nurses work restless shifts to take care of me and other children with cancers, blood disorders, and bone diseases. Nurses are blessings
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    • I'm quite sure doctors know how that shit works
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    • Ah yes, the machine that goes "Bing"
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    • I went to the ER. I was admitted. Dude came in and did my IV, vitals, info, ect. He leaves. 5 mins later, he comes back after SETTING ALL THAT SHIT UP, and then draws blood. Found out after my gallbaldder ultrasound, that he was my Dr. They can do it all, trust me.
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    • They’re both important. Y’all will fight over anything.
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    • KOmedic 6 aug
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    • I have worked under nurses for 6 years now, most aren't like this, but the new ones ALWAYS are and its annoying AF. They got stupid ass sayings like "Be NIcE tO mE I coUlD be Your NuRse sOmEDay"
      garbl 6 aug
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    • Dated a girl and helped her study for the nclex, pretty much sold my social life to make sure she was going to pass and she did. A few weeks later she cheated on me, left me, and I've kicked her out of my life and she's tried getting back in my life and when I told her I was done she tried (1/2)
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    • I’m pregnant and I’ve been in the hospital twice recently for HG (extreme morning sickness). The last time I was admitted I ended up getting worse before I got better because the nurse didn’t want to give me my meds on the schedule the doctor ordered because she disagreed. I couldn’t even get 1/2
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    • We used to run trains on RNs. They are not the brightest bulbs. They just want to say they work in the medical field.
      Heron 6 aug
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    • Uh, yea there is jack ass. Nurses are just the dumb thots who aren’t smart enough to be doctors. I can weigh myself Taylor, I don’t need your pawg ass to do it
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    • Specialist did. An RN only fetched the equipment. A Dr. hooked ya up.
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    • I’m sorry but there’s a reason why it’s so much easier to be a nurse than a doctor. Nurses are important, but to compare them to an actual doctor or even say they’re better is just wrong.
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    • I'm still friends with some of my icu nurses that kept me alive when the doctor fucked up.
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    • Bruh imagine saying this shit to a trauma anesthesiologist lmfao
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    • In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild, healthcare is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.
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    • Nurses are just the female equivalent of guys going to trade school lmao
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    • Nurse karens are the worst karens
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    • I respect what nurses do it's just that I'm tired of them acting like they are superior to everyone else.
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    • you want to stay alive? that'll be $86,926.38 please
      swifty_ 7 aug
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    • Nurses don't do that us freaking CNAs set that shit up, make the beds, clean the bed pans. Get extra blankets... ect. Fully able to pass medication, wound care, cpr and first aid. But we don't even make it on the food chain
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    • Who tf says ur just a nurse lmao what
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    • They can .. but ok. Nurses are important tho respect ya nurses
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    • Nope pretty sure a doctor could set that up quite easily
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    • A lot of billionaires don’t know how to operate the forklifts they use to transport their absurd amounts of money but you don’t say they’re equal to the people that do. Know your place
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    • Nurses r useless without doctors. Most of them dont even know what theyre doing, they just hook things up and do them cuz of repeated actions, not actual knowledge
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    • Doctors can absolutely set those machines up. They need to know and be able to to qualify for their MD.
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    • I think they could but they generally aren’t wasting their time on that sort of thing. Who knows though.
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    • I hate how nurses think they’re better than everyone. The whole culture is annoying.
      koroleva 6 aug
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    • The reason doctors don’t set up equipment everyone in danger gets is because the need to focus on things that are more difficult and specialized
      sdd2001 6 aug
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    • Doctor who was a nurse before moving up. Am I a joke to you?
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    • I just graduated with my LPN. The biggest misunderstanding outside people make about healthcare workers is thinking its a hierarchy. Its not. The CNA is not beneath the nurse. The nurse is not beneath the doctor. All these roles are made to fill out specifics needs of the patient.
      Raht 6 aug
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    • Medical worker circle jerk
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    • A doctor picked the settings and what drugs would be used at what rate and what route of administration, so that’s a bit more necessary that turning the knob
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    • kanep0e 6 aug
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    • I’m a paramedic, less time for school, same amount of knowledge and I can do it at 80mph in a 7x9 box. Nursing can be hard, but they have a stable environment with extra help if needed. Try being a paramedic and find a lifeless kid, you work your ass off trying to save them, but they die anyway.
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    • Those IV pumps are really easy the doctor prescribes the right amount of medication and then they go get it from the dispenser. This equipment is a little bit different from what I'm used to but if I'm correct that's a vitals monitors behind the IVs easy. And I think the machine to the left is set
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    • Nurses go for 4-6 years doctors go for 8
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    • Can we all simply agree that healthcare is a team effort and from the surgeons down to the room cleaners. Everyone is crucial in maintaining health standards and healing for the benefit of the patient in need.
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    • Nurses aren’t the issue. Wanna be desk interns and med students pretending to be a nurse let alone a doctor is a joke
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    • If you can use a microwave i think you can figure out how to set those up
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    • What the actual fuck I’d rather cable manage a quadruple monitor set up with three Printers and separate old school red yellow white video cables than this
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    • As a doctor thank you so much nurses for what you do
      heckagay 6 aug
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    • Back in nursing school I had this nursing instructor who honestly should have been a doctor. During a clinical, my peers and I watched as these male doctors basically were assholes to her when she simply suggested what was wrong with a patient after checking his files and assessing him. The doctors-
      Koworebi 7 aug
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    • Want to bet it’s actually not that difficult to setup, and probably 75% of those buttons never get touched?
      PoThePo 6 aug
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    • They set up the ATM machine next to your bed so they can charge you before you die and skip out on the bill.
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    • Would bet money the nurse who said this is a single mom
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    • I’m willing to bet that there is a doctor that could do that
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    • Bro my doctor can easily set this up lmao
      xProDo 6 aug
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    • Nurses act like they fucking run the world.
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    • From what I've learned the most useless nurses seek the most attention for their profession, my friends mom has been literally dealing with covid patients and doesn't even bother to take a break from being a mother and making food while my other friend's mother who works as an elderly rehabilitation
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    • I got my STNA and my MA, this ain't true chief. Most workers on a medical staff could set this up but the nurse will be the one doing it. The way I describe it as with the exception of surgery, doctors do the diagnostic and technical work, which is why they go to school for so long, you need to (1/2
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    • I was trying to place an IV catheter in a cat the other day and the new doctor offered to hold for me because he said he's not good at catheter placement. The cat ended up twisting upside down because the doctor wasn't holding him properly but I still got the catheter in lol. He's definitely a good
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    • Some nurses feel they need recognition outside of work because it’s not given to them at work. Patients can be hateful and really burn nurses out. It helps to be appreciated for it. Makes it easier to help people who degrade you.
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    • Real shit tho nurses don't get enough credit. Thank you to all medical service workers!
      swimnich 6 aug
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    • But everyone on here already gives respect to nurses around the world by always typing RN in their comments.
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    • I’ll never forget the time I went to a camp for kids that are interested in a career in medicine and this one lady talked about how radiology technicians do all the work and how radiologists do nothing. I asked her where she worked (same place my dad did). I told her my dad worked there, and she ask
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    • Some folks slam on doctors. Some slam on nurses. But we can all agree that congressman are using the two party system for an easy excuse to do jack shit but just benefit themselves.
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    • You think setting this up is hard? Imagine making it, me a mechanical engineer 😒
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    • I just spent 8 days in the hospital.. they are important members of any hospital
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    • False
      Heron 6 aug
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    • yeah okay cool whatever just quit making dumbass dancing tiktoks and acting like you’re the worlds saviors cause i promise you nobody gives a shit but yourselves
      BroCum 6 aug
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    • I'm sure if they wanted to they could just incorporate this shit into the doctorate program.
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    • Bro my ex girlfriend was in the hospital for 2 months with something that the hospital had never seen before and they gave her a 40% survival rate. We laughed and joked with the nurses and in the end they said we were the best patients they ever had. I was like are you kidding? You guys are amazing.
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    • Hey nurses, quick question: How's life as a single mother? Your son Aiden still your world?
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    • And no thanks to the RT that set up the vent? Lol
      Mackyo8 6 aug
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    • idc what yall say, theres nothing a nurse can do that a doctor cant
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    • Hey that’s what I do, I’m an icu nurse in a cvicu and I titrate vasoactive and analgesia/sedation drips and run the Prismaflex CRRT machine while managing ventilators everything else with these critically ill patients. Pretty cool to see my day to day featured on here.
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    • I’m pretty sure a doctor or two can set it up chief. They go to college for a minute to learn what all of that shit does. Certainly much longer than a nurse. Yeah they have a hard job also, but shit.
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    • I could be a registered nurse with a 4 year degree in 1.5 years. To be a doctor it would take me 13.5 years. Which one seems like they put in more work.
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    • Both nurses and doctors are equally important. Without either of them we wouldn’t be able to diagnose and treat illness. Both should be appreciated
      _Drive 6 aug
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    • Why are 90% of nurses chubby Mexicans?
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    • You forgot to add *and knows what everything is for*
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    • I don’t know how to set up IV piggyback :(
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    • When a nurse has to do 4 years University 4 years medical school and then a 3 year residency I'll give in to their god complex. Until then they can go do their two year nursing program
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