Never tuck your shirt in again
daytonablu daytonablu
26 apr
Never tuck your shirt in again
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
BuggyBob BuggyBob
22 jan 2021
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
A warrior who defeated cancer
yeetcannonmk8 yeetcannonmk8
21 sep 2020
A warrior who defeated cancer
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely.
Me 2 days later:
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
17 mar
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely. Me 2 days later:
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today."
Me 10 minutes later:
the
I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today." Me 10 minutes later: the I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
Brain: Do it
Me: Why
Brain: You gotta
Forte
Room
barko_the_grea barko_the_grea
25 sep 2020
Brain: Do it Me: Why Brain: You gotta Forte Room
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
Everyone: "YouTube has so many ads nowadays.
It's really annoying and frustrating"
YouTube: "Well you could just buy YouTube
Premium to get rid of all the ads"
Everyone:
LeavLoMein LeavLoMein
10 mar
Everyone: "YouTube has so many ads nowadays. It's really annoying and frustrating" YouTube: "Well you could just buy YouTube Premium to get rid of all the ads" Everyone:
NEXT ADDITION TO THE KILL COUNT:
NEXT ADDITION TO THE KILL COUNT:
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
10 feb
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
11pm: Just one more video and I'll sleep
Me at
(ASMR Roleplay) Todd Howard Seduces You in the
Bathroom at a Fleetwood Mac Concert
icewitch007 icewitch007
17 feb
11pm: Just one more video and I'll sleep Me at (ASMR Roleplay) Todd Howard Seduces You in the Bathroom at a Fleetwood Mac Concert
Friends: wyd
Me: working
Friends: wyd after work
Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
sejnus sejnus
28 jan 2021
Friends: wyd Me: working Friends: wyd after work Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no"
PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
hostilewaffle008 hostilewaffle008
23 oct 2020
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no" PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
When someone who never comments on your post only pops up to disagree.
its_me2 its_me2
5 mar
When someone who never comments on your post only pops up to disagree.
"The dog ate my homework"
The
The dog: homework:
Clairebear199715 Clairebear199715
23 sep 2020
"The dog ate my homework" The The dog: homework:
james
there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam
DrPepperOffical DrPepperOffical
20 sep 2020
james there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya iam