Never thought my spirit animal might be a cat
SadLemonGrab SadLemonGrab
25 sep 2020
Never thought my spirit animal might be a cat
Bro there's nothing to worry about, I took the covid-19 vaccine and I feel fine
evilchavis
13 dec 2020
Bro there's nothing to worry about, I took the covid-19 vaccine and I feel fine
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in
the bathroom
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in the bathroom
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR
YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
15 jan 2021
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
My friend: How can you like music without liking a certain genre?
Me:
Good music is
Ne
GOod music>-
Mimikyu1 Mimikyu1
16 mar
My friend: How can you like music without liking a certain genre? Me: Good music is Ne GOod music>-
Me leaving my water alone for a nanosecond
My Cat:
GinjaNinja1201 GinjaNinja1201
25 sep 2020
Me leaving my water alone for a nanosecond My Cat:
SS
They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris
Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
DoctorPines DoctorPines
25 sep 2020
SS They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement.
"In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
ladefuckingda ladefuckingda
24 sep 2020
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement. "In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
he greatest title one can hold
he
I BRIAN MAY
Tent
ROCK LEGEND AND ASTROPHYSICIST
he greatest title one can hold he I BRIAN MAY Tent ROCK LEGEND AND ASTROPHYSICIST
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much?
Me: I dont know.
Also me:
____i____ ____i____
25 sep 2020
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much? Me: I dont know. Also me:
LikeZoinkers LikeZoinkers
23 sep 2020
TikTok weetinnegan Idk what the sound made at the end was
If your rice is too wet,
you fucked up
- Uncle Roger
2DrunkToTasteThisChicken 2DrunkToTasteThisChicken
24 sep 2020
If your rice is too wet, you fucked up - Uncle Roger
If you want to understand the Universe
Ale
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Ft>
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Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
If you want to understand the Universe Ale Rr Ft> aA re Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off @DEATHBYDIAPERS
Does anyone else see...?
Or am too far gone...
Does anyone else see...? Or am too far gone...
Cougars be like...that young man is
SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
BoUndNGaGeD BoUndNGaGeD
5 jan 2021
Cougars be like...that young man is SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
sooner84 sooner84
28 dec 2020
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting a divorce: 'She's done'
Not shocked and don't care - Not shocked and don’t care
AnalR4peDaily AnalR4peDaily
6 jan 2021
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting a divorce: 'She's done' Not shocked and don't care - Not shocked and don’t care