Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter:
EdDboi5 EdDboi5
18 may
Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
When all those shrugs from not knowing what to eat are starting to pay off.
PandaKaticorn20 PandaKaticorn20
6 apr
When all those shrugs from not knowing what to eat are starting to pay off.
"I kinda look like Joker from
Persona 5"
Choccy_Milk Choccy_Milk
8 feb
"I kinda look like Joker from Persona 5"
Texan bees in the spring
GE
Texan bees in the spring GE
MODERNA PFIZER
MODERNA PFIZER
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
25 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2
bite
Were even now,
Dastan Dastan
9 feb
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2 bite Were even now,
es rlaww
Posted by " " i.redd.it
"My friend lives above a punk bar and sent us this pic of her dog and the regulars"
lordmeowdmort lordmeowdmort
26 sep 2020
es rlaww Posted by " " i.redd.it "My friend lives above a punk bar and sent us this pic of her dog and the regulars"
When set an alarm for and it says
1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
When set an alarm for and it says 1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS ROOM
CANT TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT GAVE YOU
windingBeatsaber windingBeatsaber
20 apr
STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS ROOM CANT TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT GAVE YOU
A poem about my cat she a kitty
she itty-bitty
she very pretty
she step on titty
AFloridian AFloridian
23 sep 2020
A poem about my cat she a kitty she itty-bitty she very pretty she step on titty
When you were ready for
but they end up resolving it di di
King_Of_Potatoes King_Of_Potatoes
5 oct 2020
When you were ready for but they end up resolving it di di
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
This is Ted. He went on his first boat ride today. Hopes you like his giraffe vest. He picked it out himself.
mrgreenbin mrgreenbin
16 mar
This is Ted. He went on his first boat ride today. Hopes you like his giraffe vest. He picked it out himself.
When your homie is singing the lyrics loud and wrong
Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you - Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you
peruzzib peruzzib
26 sep 2020
When your homie is singing the lyrics loud and wrong Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you - Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir
Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
basementbaby basementbaby
20 sep 2020
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him