And God said unto Abraham,
And Abraham replied, ”What."
God said to John, "Come forth
and receive eternal life," Bu! John
came ﬁfth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis
and Pharisees saying, "The one
whom I kiss is the one you seek,"
To which they responded, "Gay,"
And thus, god made Eve. And she was
bammin' slammin' bootylicious,
see you all in hell