• Necromancer that doesn't know they're a necromancer and thinks they're just a really good emt
That is the funniest thing i have ever read
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    • Necromancers are just really late medics
      Ctricke 10 aug
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    • Does anybody have that meme of the guy running in to a funeral and telling I OBJECT, reviving them?
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    • Necromancers are just people who know second aid
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    • *whole arm is rotting off* "oh dear, looks like we have a wee infection here"
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    • Then he tries to heal a broken bone and starts chanting Eldritch
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    • Bro I'm literally crying and dying and pissing and cumming and shitting from laughing right now hahahahahaha
      Somdlomd 10 aug
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    • Hands down. Funniest thing I’ve ever read in the entire universe
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    • iFappy 10 aug
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    • HAHAHAHA thats so fucking funny
      Bo_Buzz 10 aug
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    • Isnt there a chick in bsd that can only heal people when they’re dead or severely hurt so she beats the fuck outta people with minor injuries so she can heal them?
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    • Necromancers arent always evil
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    • So yea he has a hole in his chest an lost his heart. Me: CLEAR
      epic_wind 10 aug
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    • Ya but 90% of the time they don't help at all? Make them a team of super religulous emt and we don't know who the necromancer is
      cottonmag 11 aug
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    • Wait what’s an emt please my intelligence is low
      ADUB330 11 aug
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    • Dude this post is so funny this post is so funny i laughed so hard i laughed so hard i threw my phone my stomach hurt my nose started bleeding and i fell off of my bed. And then i laughed so hard that the vibrations from my laughter made my slide across the floor like some kind of fucked up
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    • KyKy 10 aug
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    • Someone who randomly demension doors themselves and gets scared about it happening all the time so they never leave their room
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      Krystal 10 aug
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    • “hey doc, i broke a bone, could i get a splint?” *necromancer cocks gun* “i’ll do you one better”
      setoman5 11 aug
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    • * aggressively performs mouth to mouth*live dammit live!
      Mabus 10 aug
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    • Not funny
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    • ThAt iS tHe FuNnIeSt ThInG I haVe eVer rEaD
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    • Can i get some help republishing the top meme on my profile, its about the child trafficking scandal and it needs to be shown
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    • Femboy pics of me are on my acc
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    • Hahaha funniest thing IVE EVERY HEARD HAHAHAH. That was a shit meme
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    • What’s emt?
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    • Chaotic good
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    • This is almost as funny as the guy who turned himself into a pickle.
      Clirkus 13 aug
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    • This is not the funniest thing I’ve ever read
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    • Wait, I don't get it!??!! Help
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    • "Don't you die on me you fuck!" *slaps body* [skeleton gets up] (bruh this is the 3rd time today, thanks)
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    • Someone did this in d&d
      EpicSOB 12 aug
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    • I dig it
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    • Mercy from Overwatch
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    • Necromancer youtubers when they do unboxings they dig up graves
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    • “Idk why but everyone I heal says they want to work for me. Anyways I heard your town was just attacked?”
      UncleGael 12 aug
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    • Tumblr moment
      Zeros 12 aug
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    • I had a necromancer character that wanted to be a healer. For any minor injury, he'd try to ki|| & raise them. At one point our party had a mission at an orphanage & my character saw a sick child. He approached her & said, "It's okay. I can make you feel all better." *Pulls out dagger* Party: NOOO!!
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    • Guy *thinks he is immortal* his friend "hey dude how do you keep surviving these wounds?" Guy "oh I have this Op healing spell" *hands spellbook* his friend "uh. This is a necromancy spell."
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    • Bring forth the wheel
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    • I dont even know what say here
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    • Wow, that is the funniest thing I have ever read.
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    • You should read more then
      MIClark96 11 aug
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    • You really thought that was funny?
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    • You... get a pass THIS time, Tumblr
      JTet 11 aug
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    • 049 is the cure
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    • Literally nothing I’ve ever read in my life was more funny then that sentence right there.
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    • Nice
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    • Necromancer? More like Corpse Recycler.
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    • That sounds like the premise of a good sitcom.
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    • This is the funniest thing I’ve read in the last 10 seconds
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    • "If they're alive, don't let him touch them. He's a horrible emt. Unless they're dead. In which case, don't let anyone but him touch them. I don't know how someone manages to restart a heart by telling his dead patient breathing exercises, or by putting a tourniquet on a healthy limb but he does"
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    • I swear memes like this... That second comment has to be the same guy. No one laughed hella hard from tgis
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    • What a boring life you must lead
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    • Dude the rest of this post gets so much better there’s like a whole story tagged on at the end!
      Taakobell 11 aug
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    • What does emt mean?
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    • A paladin who has Alzheimer's and constantly forgets the rest of the party is evil.
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    • I don’t get ot
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    • They lose their powers for a week and then lose their job soon after
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    • Anybody know what happens if you manage to just block everyone
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    • speaking of necromancers
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    • Wait im stupid whats an emt
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    • Scp 49
      Cameezi 11 aug
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    • Now that's a healer I would tank for.
      Mycaruba 11 aug
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    • "Sir he has a hole where his heart and lungs should be." Emt "CLEAR"
      horseduck 11 aug
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    • Read anything with Anita Blake in it... (Laurel K. Hamilton, author)
      SFCRet05 11 aug
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    • I heard EMTs pride themselves on their ambulance driving abilities
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    • Who the fuck is Nec? And why do people like romancing him so much?
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    • What’s an EMT
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    • Literally throwing up while pissing, shitting, cumming and farting at the same time
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    • emt = electro man titties
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    • Time travellers who go back in time because the world's ending but doesn't wanna save it, they just wanna live periodically through the past till they die
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    • Y’all ever look at the letter m and see an r eating out an n?
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    • I helped with CPR for the first time ever today, it was terrifying
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    • Wow, I didn’t even smile
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    • “Don’t worry guys, I know this really good healing spell. Too bad it’s expensive as shit, like goddamn.”
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    • Really good paramedic*
      FBMI 11 aug
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    • Interesting
      Joe175 11 aug
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    • HOOLD ME CLOSER NECROMANCERRRR
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    • I once played a gnome that got kicked out of med school for accidental necromancy because he bought a former student's study notes... It was the necronomicon.
      Tousg 11 aug
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    • Heroes Peter petrelli
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    • A lot of people don't understand that once a necromancer raises the dead, that undead isn't alive; it's undead. Soulless. A vessel filled with power given it by the necromancer. It may remember it's vessel's past memory, IF the necromancer allows it. More often than not, they're slaves
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    • Is it actually the funniest thing you've ever seen? I feel bad
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    • Found my next DND character.
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    • Someone reccomend me stories of necromancer mcs, it can be a litrpg or something
      ilunachan 11 aug
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    • The complete opposite.
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    • That was kinda an xfiles episode
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    • Is it though?
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    • My brother played a wizard that didn't believe in magic, but was a cooking enthusiast, and thought that his mom's spellbook was a cookbook. His favorite recipe was scrambled eggs, which became magic missiles when he flung them at people
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    • Reverse necromancer that kiIIs people
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    • A post with some one saying that’s funny IFunny comment section:oH HAHAHA thAtS HiLAriOuS I FuCKing sHitted anD CuMMeD mySelf ahahahHaAhAhAhAh”
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    • wow man that sure is so fucking funny bro i can’t stop shidding and cumming 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    • Movie movie movie movie
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