• NBA players will wear a 'smart ring' at
Disney world, per CNBC.com
The Oura smart ring is capable of
predicting COVID-19 symptoms up to
3 days in advance with 90% accuracy.
The ring can measure body
temperature, respiratory functions and
heart rate.
Angry
@Fayemous__
Doctors? Teachers? Essential
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    • Its probably overpriced to where the essential workers can't afford it. Only the rich can get it
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    • Seems like another tracking device
      kngryvn 19 jun
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    • This is almost definitely a huge scam and someone is making a lot of money off them if true. It’s probably a glorified smart watch lmao
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    • 90% accurate is mathematically not nearly as good as it sounds. Matt Parker has a good video on YouTube that explains it better than I can.
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    • I was hoping that Covid would show people how unimportant the NBA, NFL, and every other sports outlet actually are. Seriously, who gives a fuck about what NBA players do at Disney?
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    • This just proves the notion that rich people have medical technology that let them live far longer than regular peasants. It was already known but just not spoken about.
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    • Dystopia moment
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    • Expensive? Fake? Could be tracking?
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    • Wow! So it's just a fancy pulse oximeter that you can buy on Amazon for 30 bucks?
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    • Yeah but can essential workers land a 3 pointer?
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    • Naughty boys get the shock cock ring
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    • Put in on your penis
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    • Before anyone starts complaining, Oura Ring is a company that a mentor of mine did business with. Those will be accessible but of course they’re not cheap. The model they’re referring to here is simply being tested
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    • They will track every time the players jerk off too
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    • I hate our society. Athletes are worthless to society yet treated like gods.
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    • Even if that was true, why the fuck would you give it to NBA players, who gives a shit about them compared to the multitude of more important and helpful people
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    • covid has been blown out of proportion by liberal politicians so they could push mail in voting that could be sabatoged much easier than regular voting. thats why when a bigger distraction arrose (george floyd), they pushed for people to go out and protest. liberal politicians are trying to (1/2)
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    • Bitch it's a bloody Fitbit
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    • You mean expendable workers.
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    • Oh no! Something with a 99.8% survival rate and up to 80% of cases are asymptomatic which cannot transmit the virus as we are just finding out.
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    • Yup people got bored about George Floyd already and just remembered covid was a thing again
      Kraer 21 jun
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    • Yes, because they are going to hand out those VERY expensive rings to EVERY essential worker, doctor, and teacher
      okbro 20 jun
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    • Let everyone realize that this company probably is doing this to NBA players because it gives them necessary coverage to sell more and eventually produce more for essential workers. Realize that not all business are multimillion dollar corporations that can afford to be fucking philanthropist
      HinDystre 20 jun
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    • naaaa were just gonna give it to some basketball players see what happens when they go to fucking disney world shit like this really makes you consider jumping off a bridge
      xXSpadeXx 20 jun
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    • Nah it’s kinda better to allow the non-essential Guinea pigs test it out first to see if that 90% accuracy is accurate itself
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    • Literal mark of the beast
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    • See the thing is that all NBA players are going to be station at Disney world so that probably means the ring has a radius to a system. Also if every one of those workers were given a ring that’d mean making millions as opposed to hundreds
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    • I like how doctors are too busy saving lives to be able to take a knee but some motherfuckers dribbling a ball taking a knee are somehow getting more attention than actual heroes.
      Heron 20 jun
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    • I'm just so fucking depressed that the world is legit going to shit, the rich get richer, Korea are going fucking ballistic. Riots. I just wanna go back when I was in the somber quiet countryside and record cringey star wars "movies" what I would give to go back there. As a wise man once said
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    • First, 90% accuracy sucks. Second, not sure this is real. Third, if it is, how expensive is it to manufacture?
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    • They're trying to showcase the technology and it makes sense to do so on a athletic event. It's like testing new car parts like suspension or radiators in a motorsport.
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    • Ah I love how something like this isn’t possible till many rich people are willing to buy it at any cost.
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    • When the last time a doctor got sponsored? Its all about money
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    • Wish has it for sale for 3.50
      wtfskip 20 jun
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    • The only season where every team gets a ring and the Knicks still won't get a ring
      Crustle 20 jun
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    • Bruh. I caught covid and lemme tell you something, I took every fucking precaution. People don’t understand how quickly this thing spreads from one person to the other from surface contact. This ring isn’t gonna save you, it’s just gonna make you feel more secure while this company takes your money.
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    • Oura ring has not made any claim on their website about Covid symptoms. It is used to track sleep and while claimed to be accurate the ring would detect an increase in heart rate, heart variability and temperature simply by walking around in Disneyland, that could indicate a possible covid (1/2)
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    • This isn’t real if if it is then wow how bout you just make a god damn vaccine
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    • "Dystopia moment" bitch your smart phone is a tracking device
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    • Yeah ok just nba players awesome
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    • It's not that advanced, its just expensive. It also appears to be a prototype. A COVID test kit would be far more acurate than this and they will likely take it afterwards.
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    • Coronavirus is fucking overrated it’s literally not even that big of a deal but the media has got to make it seem like a whole entire big issue, I just had my family vacation ruined because apparently the cabin we are staying at needs 3 days for coronavirus cleaning and they took those 3 days fromUs
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    • They’re not important enough i guess
      Darther 22 jun
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    • My little brewery can’t afford those for the 20 person staff. Also would get ruined dish washing. Also we don’t care enough to wear it. Should be common knowledge to not work when sick. Smoking dick if you think this will work
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    • Essential workers < NBA Players
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    • Way to agree to a tracker my dudes
      Kojecon 20 jun
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    • way to compact, and a finger isn't an accurate body temp reading. seems fake
      JJBASIC 20 jun
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    • Next level Theranos shit
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    • I guess they are tall enough to ride the rides
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    • It's probably so expensive you need to be the NBA to afford any large number of them
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    • This is clearly bulshit. Not only because we are giving this shit to athletes instead of doctors but because it clearly wouldn’t work
      idk____ 23 jun
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    • Man, fuck "professional" sports. All these people getting payed obscene amounts of money to handle balls and shit.
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    • I wish I can be brain washed like TC and believe it’s “for the rich” when in reality it’s what the rich want everyone to have, and for sinister reasons.
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    • Sorry limited supply never know when we are going to have another space jam
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    • gubby UH OH!
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    • Ok, when those people can pay for it, give it to them
      IsLum 20 jun
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    • (((Oura)))
      Upex 20 jun
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    • Where can I buy one of these?!
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    • I don’t see any of them doing a windmill dunk on a fast break
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    • no only big sports man
      asstree 20 jun
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    • This is scary as fuck. I don’t want this super tracking technology to exist no matter the use lol
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    • God damn imagine how expensive that must be
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    • Fr
      adbbhj 19 jun
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    • 1.3 precent smh, you have a better chance of dying in your car.
      Doctor_O 22 jun
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    • Yeah, fuck that. If youre gonna give it to people like that that do sports give it to people that have to be closer like wrestling and boxing
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    • Doctors? Pointless as they don’t even need these to tell if they have the virus or not, they’re doctors, they know the symptoms and are likely required to take their temps. Teachers? School isn’t in session. Essential workers? Too expensive for everyone to have one, they’re $300-400 a pop.
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    • Sports are overrated... well the ones that are popular
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    • Phones already have this
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    • Its 300$ for it not bad
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    • But they can't find a fucking cure 😒
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    • Everyone is so afraid of this let it be what ends us, I'm not trying to be some nihilistic humorist, the world and its priorities is irrevocably fucked and needs change people can't bring
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    • Hotel? Trivago
      An0nX 20 jun
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    • Joggers >
      iFappy 20 jun
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    • Mark of the beast, blah blah blah, Illuminati, blah blah blah, I’ve given up really. We are about to go into 1984 and we can’t stop it without serious repercussions. Game over man.
      FrankDad 20 jun
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    • Yet I still get coughed on by boomers at my cashier job and get paid less than people on unemployment sitting safely at home.
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    • This is true."NBA players will have the option of wearing a smart-tech ring that could provide early detection of COVID-19 symptoms when the season resumes in late July. The rings, made by Oura Health, were the focus of a study that found they could help track coronavirus symptoms up to three days."
      Lor4x 20 jun
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    • Angry Black Woman, you think niddas working at McDonald’s can afford these shits
      Cum_man1 20 jun
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    • Yeah give it to the teachers whose jobs ended 2 weeks ago. Dumbass
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    • Fake
      xeriox 20 jun
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    • Don't need a ring I have ears to listen to my lungs and a thermometer for my temp. Not that hard
      Zabway 20 jun
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    • Fuck NBA PLAYER WE NEED THIS FOR POLICE MILITARY DOCTORS AND PEOPLE THAT DO REAL JOBS
      rossok 21 jun
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    • “Hey we spent like 100 million to protect our players.” Angry Liberals: “Why arent you spending every cent you have so everyone can have something?! I deserve free stuff!”
      hoey2546 20 jun
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    • You people act like sports don’t entertain tens, if not hundreds of millions of people a year.
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    • Military? Nah jk jk we don't care too much about that garbage we just quarantine them bastards for 2 weeks
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    • Can’t use doctors to control droves of people or make money sadly
      XimwavyX 20 jun
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    • My wife and I already had it, and my respiratory system is fucked from Afghanistan, hers from growing up in the jungle, not sure how concerned we should be.
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    • Fuck them essential workers
      Luz1zo 20 jun
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    • Haha! You say that as if they are litterally the lifeblood of our economy, and some of the only people keeping this absolute shiethole from teetering into the abyss!!! Hahahahahaha, youre soooooooo funny!
      Pavarotti 23 jun
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    • Hope they are all rigged to a detonator
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    • Ora Ora Ring
      Juan_cen 23 jun
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    • This whole pandemic, something isn't right about it, someone knows alot more than they let on
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    • Yea cause fuck the people that still worked in the climax of the pandemic. That's this country for you only worried about thier sports players
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    • Why is this going to fucking basketball players. Oh yes. They're the ones saving the world right now
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    • We can always take them by force
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    • So the actual PCR test that's anywhere from 50-80 % false results this Bluetooth ring can predict CV19 I call bullshit and the fact they use athletes is a huge red flag
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    • The only reason athletes are treated like gods is because WE the people, enjoy sports, thus giving them a role in society. They are our entertainment, you can’t hate on them they are just playing a game that humans created. And we fund them ridiculous amounts so they can afford stupid shit like this
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    • I'm sick of humanity
      cromz 23 jun
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    • This just makes me depressed, man. The 1 percent really got us by the balls, bruh.
      Eyevan 23 jun
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    • I’m still wearing mine from Christmas
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    • cost you dummy
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