NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
5 dec 2020
NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
The Dolphins
are worth
looking at as well!
trim_okthatsfunnyaf trim_okthatsfunnyaf
19 may
The Dolphins are worth looking at as well!
Who did it better?
She's got my seal of approval!
salad_memes_boi salad_memes_boi
3 jun
Who did it better? She's got my seal of approval!
wank to be a protlem
would turm out, Anakin would. in fact orablem...
You won't be, Ant.
wank to be a protlem would turm out, Anakin would. in fact orablem... You won't be, Ant.
When someone gets loud with you and you thinking about unleashing every single one of your inner demons
rbob1 rbob1
28 dec 2020
When someone gets loud with you and you thinking about unleashing every single one of your inner demons
God: Congratulations on making it this far into 2020. Your reward is
Steve in Smash and Minecraft Cave update.
The remaining 20% of the human population:
Whine Whine
5 oct 2020
God: Congratulations on making it this far into 2020. Your reward is Steve in Smash and Minecraft Cave update. The remaining 20% of the human population:
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM
6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD
BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE
whosuperlockedyou:
tumbiedore-:
the-wolfbats:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
whatthefvckjay whatthefvckjay
21 sep 2020
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM 6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE whosuperlockedyou: tumbiedore-: the-wolfbats: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
Bank Account: +$1400
Me at 5 Guys: Bring me the
Guy
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
16 mar
Bank Account: +$1400 Me at 5 Guys: Bring me the Guy
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @
people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
sully201 sully201
30 dec 2020
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @ people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
JusT AVOIDED THIS ATTACK 20 THAT OHAN TIMes COULD ve
Before eVen INSTEAD He JUST STOOD THERE SMOOTH AND LeT IT HAPPEN... SMOOTH.
SMOOTH GOHAN, REAL SMOOTH.
SCP_013 SCP_013
26 sep 2020
JusT AVOIDED THIS ATTACK 20 THAT OHAN TIMes COULD ve Before eVen INSTEAD He JUST STOOD THERE SMOOTH AND LeT IT HAPPEN... SMOOTH. SMOOTH GOHAN, REAL SMOOTH.
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask so I got her this. She's mad.
_NOprofilePIC_ _NOprofilePIC_
22 feb
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask so I got her this. She's mad.
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink
When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
K_otic1
24 sep 2020
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
My Dad and Me: [giggling]
My Mom: What are you two up to?
My Dad and Me: ...nothing.
Also My Dad and Me:
ah Funny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
15 jan 2021
My Dad and Me: [giggling] My Mom: What are you two up to? My Dad and Me: ...nothing. Also My Dad and Me: ah Funny
When it's time to wash the car
Expectation
Reality
of
simpleSneakyrico26 simpleSneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
When it's time to wash the car Expectation Reality of
Puppy born with a mustache
little olier now, still rocking the stache
Piiper Piiper
27 sep 2020
Puppy born with a mustache little olier now, still rocking the stache