NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable
Not with that attitudes
NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable Not with that attitudes
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they
witnessed it firsthand
VARDS
INDIANAPOLIS
phantom_g phantom_g
24 dec 2020
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they witnessed it firsthand VARDS INDIANAPOLIS
When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop
When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito
whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
Lowrider Lowrider
3 jan 2021
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?"
The guy who invented Coca Cola:
BobbyShmurda BobbyShmurda
2 oct 2020
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?" The guy who invented Coca Cola:
My of waking up: think this time you choked me a little too much, how long have I been passed out?"
My of waking up: think this time you choked me a little too much, how long have I been passed out?"
This dog's life is beyond better than mine
dankestmemetheme1 dankestmemetheme1
28 sep 2020
This dog's life is beyond better than mine
swift G
This how like to be treated when the homies arent around
men really be like this
swift G This how like to be treated when the homies arent around men really be like this
When you haven't seen an "Epstein didn't kill himself' meme in a while
atnez
24 sep 2020
When you haven't seen an "Epstein didn't kill himself' meme in a while
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested:
"If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
ChairManThe2nd_2021 ChairManThe2nd_2021
18 jan 2021
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
SillyCaveman SillyCaveman
23 sep 2020
What did the cat do to get body slammed
My 6 year-old cousin just told me nothing
happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989
Now there's a man who knows his history
IWannaFuckBobaFett IWannaFuckBobaFett
22 dec 2020
My 6 year-old cousin just told me nothing happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989 Now there's a man who knows his history
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
SaxophoneNerd SaxophoneNerd
22 jan 2021
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
Me when I see dogs
CHAIYTO CHAIYTO
29 sep 2020
Me when I see dogs
Me: I have to start eating healthier
Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
ry
Download the @memes app
itsham itsham
28 sep 2020
Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: ry Download the @memes app
When your job is to drop pin on
Google Maps
When your job is to drop pin on Google Maps
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound
just like your husband
DaddyCatfishSTL DaddyCatfishSTL
4 oct 2020
When your boyfriend is accusing you of cheating and you're standing there thinking he's starting to sound just like your husband
Thinking about how in 24 hours there will be inescapable civil unrest
WetMuffin WetMuffin
3 nov 2020
Thinking about how in 24 hours there will be inescapable civil unrest