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name something better than Logan and Jake Paul, i bet you can't @finah death
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
Futurist
23 sep 2020
Athiests when they Realize there listening to Rap God And Not Rap Science
Morgan
24 sep 2020
If it pleases you kind Sir may I ask for just one more treat?
kaylaliv15
18 jan 2021
not show it i've elf. completely im given up on im elt. im tired of acting to like im cry or even thoug h i want fo cry or
deletusfetus1
25 sep 2020
"Your mom called me a good boy last night"
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When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
Tabby
25 sep 2020
I took my dog to the vet today and met this guy. The sign underneath is the best part Qe Doug How may help you?
Dangerous Distractions
OsamaBinHarden
30 dec 2020
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
Duck_II Duck II Goose
Cats
27 sep 2020
girls with bangs >
The gun store fudd: Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket Me just trying to get her a gun:
Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note:
Next time to I off my meme, do more tha justa litthe ole" virus
FACTS if KNOW DID YOU KNOW Eminem's friend since childhood,' Proof", once battled freestyle with 30 people ina row and won every single battle. He is the one who taught Eminem how to freestyle. Photo: by shutterstock
when you just paid $75 for$20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty