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Bend thine ear and harken: If thou or thy king
hast been exposed to salamander fur, thou
mightest be entitled to monies in recompense.
Send thy fleetest paige for a free consultation
overmorrow. Wait not!
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    • Doest thou haveth ye old mesothelioma
      Y3S__Man 31 jul
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    • Yeah people definitely died long before they had a chance to get cancer back then
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    • Fire Salamanders specifically like to hide out in wood. Damp, mossy, dead trees and logs. When their house gets thrown on a fire they come running out. If you're a peasant watching a bunch of salamanders coming out your fireplace you'd think the same
      Sssavag69 31 jul
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    • Yon gold tis mine and I REQUIRE IT POSTHASTE!
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    • TIL there used to be a dagger people strongly believe to be cursed saying it has ended every target but also ends the user the next day to trade a alife for a life turned out it was made to poison whoever used it with a needle that pops out when you jab something it had over 26 fatalities
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    • baker570 31 jul
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    • They'd burn those clothes to clean them. Just straight up thrown into flames to burn off any residue
      Glowing 31 jul
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    • If my ancestor was a king does that count as a loved one? Am I entitled to compensation?
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    • ATTENTION: IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION. MESOTHELIOMA IS A RARE CANCER LINKED TO ASBESTOS EXPOSURE. EXPOSURE TO ASBESTOS IN THE NAVY, SHIPYARDS, MILLS, HEATING, CONSTRUCTION OR AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRIES MAY PUT YOU AT RISK. PLEA
      The_Lime 31 jul
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    • If you or a loved one have compensation, you are entitled to mesothelioma
      Rdforzer 31 jul
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    • Jongin 31 jul
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    • Aheth yeseth. Theeth medievaleth timeeth
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    • *tarry not
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    • Asbestos is a naturally occurring mineral that is toxic if ingested. It causes cancer, scarring, and generally fucks your shit up
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    • Fire protection IV
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    • Wait fire proof, really?
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    • Fuck i love asbestos
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    • Man I wish I could build with asbestos
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    • Does anyone else have an issue with when your typing a comment your comment bar just reverts back to the bottom of the screen, like right in the middle of typing still ? Anyone ??
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    • That’s incredibly cool, I’m an Orthodox Jew so in my free time I will learn and go over many old books written literally 2000-4000 years old and one book written by a scholar in the Babylonian era went into detailed description of ancient mystic animals and a fireproof salamander is there, it then -
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    • More asbestos
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    • ASBESTOS CLOTHES ASBESTOS CLOTHES
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    • Alright. Fuck even is asbestos?
      Diablokin 31 jul
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    • Bunch of peasants running around after salamanders trying to skin them...
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    • Call upon thine offices of Duke Sokolov and riches be ever yours
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    • This might be one of the best things I've ever read
      mr_sir 2 aug
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    • It sucks that asbestos causes cancer because it is extremely useful
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    • It's ok, they didn't live long enough to get cancer back then
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    • ‘Overmorrow’ is the word for the ‘day after tomorrow’
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    • Part thy lips and past the gums watch out liver here it comes
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    • Have thou or thine dearest been afflicted with ye old blight of the lung?
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    • PLEASE SOMEONE WHAT DOES TIL MEAN LMFAO
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    • Doest thou or loved one haveth ye olde mesothelioma, then thou minet be tited to AND THE CHEESE, To die for
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    • Whole lotta text memes as if that isn't insensitive to me, you know, a 20 year old man with the reading level of the chip from SpongeBob
      s_13xv 1 aug
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    • Just to clear things up. Asbestos inhalation only ONCE in your entire life puts you at risk of developing mesothelioma. Plus it can occur within 20-40 years from exposure. Even today you won't usually live more than a couple years after diagnosis. There were definitely people dying from it back then
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    • What does TIL mean
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    • DYYYYYYING
      bad_benz 1 aug
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    • Attention
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    • They might have been fire proof, but I bought they got Mesothelioma, and back then they couldn't sue for asbestos exposure
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    • Medieval times are a wild barely lawful land
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    • Yet another layer to Faranheit 451 that I didn’t get before
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    • Mesothelioma
      The_Tank 1 aug
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    • When a salamander is in a fire it produces a milky white liquid that keeps it alive and protected from the fire for 10-30 seconds. That's why alchemists use depictions of salamanders to represent fire and why the fire spirit in Frozen 2 is a salamander
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    • Salamanders have fur? Tf.
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    • And they all died of lung cancer. I hear there are lawyers for that now.
      yurmom71 31 jul
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    • If thou or thy loved one hath been bloodletted for methosolimona thou mayhaps be entitled to gold
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    • Fire spirit feom frozen making a lot more sense
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    • Is that why charmander is supposed to be a salamander? I always wondered why they made a salamander fire type
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    • I don’t get it but it sounds cool so it’s cool
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    • TIL the kids aren’t mine. she fucking cheated on me. idk what to do. jenn, you fucking whore..
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    • It's fine, they didn't live long enough to get cancer. The next king would have assassinated them well before they'd ever develop it.
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    • I want a fireproof cape
      Lumacosy 31 jul
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    • Last sentence reminds me of cave Johnson
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    • I guess that's why the fire in Frozen two was a salamander
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    • Y'ever heard a salamander yell? They all go "VULKAN LIVES"
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    • Fun fact, the y in ye is called a thorn and is pronounced as "th". A bunch of larpers just started saying it as ye when they stopped using the thorn
      LOW_key 31 jul
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    • Btw, the way they cleaned it was chucking it into the fire
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    • Nine outeth of tene of the lands finest physicians reccomende ye olde cresteth
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    • Lol yeseth
      DNJONX 31 jul
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    • When are asbestos removal memes coming back
      RT9x 31 jul
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    • Hear ye hear ye, William Shakespeare doth be a fuckin hack
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    • I remember being told about a guy that had one and every time it got dirty hed throw it in a fire, take it out and wear it again, much to his guests suprise. He likely died of asbestos in his lungs
      Dilonr97 31 jul
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    • If thou or a beloved one hath contracted mesothelioma
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    • I thought asbestos was a gas? Someone educate me please
      mjbenti 31 jul
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    • Greetings, I am medieval spokesperson Peter Francis Geraci.
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    • Ye olde class action lawsuit
      Crustle 31 jul
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    • I want the asbestos coat
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    • 40k reference
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    • What the fuck is this comment section
      SCRONCHED 31 jul
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    • Besides the cancer, asbestos is actually really good stuff
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    • Hath thee or thy beloved been stricken with mesothelioma?
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    • Ye olde hazmat
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    • Call me Alabama! -Alexander Shunnerah
      crazydav 31 jul
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    • Sittin here bitin my damn pillow because I'm laughin to hard
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    • OH I FUCKING HATE THAT-
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    • Why are the top three comments just porn
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    • People just love kiIIing themselves
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