• nah actually feel bad for babies imagine their leg is itchy and they cry and a mf says 'you wanna play peekabo?'
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    • As a former baby. I can confirm this was tough time.
      ohdang 4 sep
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    • Bro what’s the point of babies I mean fr grow up already
      Mr_Fancy 4 sep
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    • I feel sorry for them on planes. You know their little ears are in severe pain
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    • Babies are very puntable
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    • Babies are so weak and dumb. I could beat one in almost any contest any time.
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    • Abolish babies, they contribute nothing to society
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    • I think one of the most difficult parts of being a mom is when you can't figure out why your baby is crying. And when you do figure it out you beat yourself up for not figuring it out sooner, no matter how quickly you did. Not to even mention colic.
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    • * itchy buttholes but I hear ya
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    • Or if the parent is black they beat the kid. Speaking from experience
      Altrius 4 sep
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    • Bit then again sometimes dont u just wanna 👶🤛 or 🦵👶
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    • Foundry 4 sep
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    • Babies are stupid and useless. They don't even know to walk during the first year of their lives smh. Let's create a petition to put all babies down, they contribute nothing to society and don't know how to do anything unless it's crying on a 12 hour plane.
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    • I think about this all the time. Im a first time dad and my son is 7 months old tomorrow. I always wonder what he's thinking
      Naromasa 5 sep
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    • Y'all got a serious problem.
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    • Stupid fucking babies
      Moemu 4 sep
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    • I was born at a young age.
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    • Dumbass babies should just scratch their leg if it itches
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    • My baby nephew was crying and my brother decided to say "poor little dude. Might have an itchy butthole. We'll never know."
      Decklin 5 sep
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    • Son you have panty on yo head
      Luvlace 4 sep
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    • Imagine being the top of the food chain and you can’t even stand properly until you’re one year old, lmao. (This comment brought to you by the *monke gang*)
      Develix 4 sep
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    • There's some studies that some toddlers can understand and think in a language before they are able to speak it. So one solution is teaching them sign language to communicate what they are thinking
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    • Like being a dog
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    • Bop it
      Boat_Man 4 sep
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    • Babies know how to scratch themselves, it’s an instinct
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    • Omg lmao 🤣 I’ve never thought of that! I can’t stop laughing
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    • Usually when my baby cries I have a list of things to try first to solve the usual problems. Scratching her back is one of them.
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    • Babies need a buff
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    • I know and I cant keep going down to the basement everytime a kid wants to play peekaboo
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    • Deep
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    • According to my dad my brother & i were real quiet as lil kids & babies. We almost never cried. Make sense i guess bc we r still quiet unless we r with family or friends
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    • Stupid babies
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    • Babies are losing puppies are winning
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    • Fucking right
      cassiy 5 sep
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    • Babies can scratch themselves
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    • I understand this completely because we have a 6 month baby and fleas from our dog
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    • Shit I didn’t even think about babies getting itchy. Useless asses can’t even move
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    • I don’t think their brain can comprehend itchiness
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    • “I, a newborn human, am perfectly comfortable and in perfect health. Time to suffocate on nothing”
      Lilyee 5 sep
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    • You make me so hard baby im in my truck rubbing my eggs thinking about you my large eggs want to touch you big stinky eggs only for you come in my truck with me
      moth__ 5 sep
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    • "NO! I DON'T WANT TO PLAY FUCKING... Hey where'd you go???"
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    • Honestly can’t relate, was never born as a baby. Built different I guess
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    • I’m baby
      d_b_69 7 sep
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    • iFunny comments: BABIES ARE USELESS AND DUMB also iFunny comments: ABORTION IS CRUEL AND EVIL AND MURDER
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    • I feel sorry for their lives depending on whether their mom wants to eliminate them or not
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    • They should use their words the . Dumbass babies. SAY something.
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    • I’m a baby and this is the worst
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    • Just scratch your leg retard
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    • Stupid babies. Can't even drive or commit tax fraud.
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    • Itch it yourself, dumb bitch
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    • Babies don’t pay taxes
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    • Holding babies scare me. I worked in a gym kidsclub I was the only guy staff member and all these girls would love to hold the babies but when they made me hold them I was scared as shit cuz I am always afraid to hurt them and that I’m not gentle enough. They say I’m fine tho but I still scared
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    • Thought it said bad bitches so I was confused
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    • Or you nuts are itching. 👀
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    • I notice when babies are itchy. I assist immediately
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    • As a mother of four , when my babies cry and I can't figure out what's wrong.. It's literally the most frustrating thing.
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    • I genuinely hate babies. Like, actually. They're ugly, dirty, and loud. They don't do anything but leech, and when they're old enough to function as a human, they're fucking worthless 99% of the time
      Ozak 6 sep
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    • Learn how to talk then little baby!
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    • That’s what you get for being a fucking baby
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    • and then that shit works lmao
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    • I wanna get a sledge hammer and make a baby a pancake grr 🤬🤬 or I love baby 😍
      purllow 6 sep
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    • Why do ppl talk about kids or babies as if they never were one like theyre a different species or something?
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    • My mind. Drop the baby. 👶 the baby looking at me😐
      bg_ari 6 sep
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    • Imagine being a Baby and having those sharp ass baby nails that can scratch through steel
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    • Well maybe if babies didnt act like such women
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    • Bruh can’t the baby just say that ?duhhhhhhhh
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    • Fuck dem kids
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    • I've always felt sad for anyone who can't form full conscious sentences, yet or at all. (Take infants, or an animal, for example) When they're in pain, they can't tell you where or how much something hurts. Or if something else is wrong. I mean, context clues like body language helps, but even so.
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    • You can just call them "dads". Mfer is so extra
      Pindrax 5 sep
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    • i don’t feel bad for them. they need to learn how to communicate and stop being whiny, deflated, misshapen footballs that cost half of your salary if not more.
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    • "peakabo"? Ffs man
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    • Yo this meme just caused a big argument/ discussion in my car
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    • Need me a baby. Need me a wife first.
      Laconic 5 sep
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    • Human babies are like literally the most evolutionarily weak. If you dont stare at them 24/7 they'll probably eat rat poison then jump off a two story building I fucking hated dealing with my kids
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    • Dumb baby can't scratch?
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    • babies cry so much because any slight discomfort is literally the worst pain they’ve ever felt
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    • wildebEAST91 gotta scratch the baby now
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    • I'm a reformed baby, one like = one day I won't go back.
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    • Babies do be bein' babies
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    • Btw a tip is to give them gum
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    • Ya especially if their parents are dumb
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    • This is why it’s best to ignore your baby’s crying
      Othyus 5 sep
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    • I never even thought of a baby being itchy
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    • They can actually relieve those itches themselves for the most part? Like...have ya'll actually seen babies? I watched my niece scratch one leg with the other lol
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    • Apparently as a newborn this wasn't a problem for me. I kicked off blankets and bit off my gloves (scratch mittens) and threw them across the room.
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    • I could fuck up a baby. All I'm sayin
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    • This made my leg itchy
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    • Babies look fucking hideous...so do humans
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    • noon all babies like all they do is shit and cry
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    • Wow
      elarine 5 sep
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    • My son just scratches himself, he’s been doing it since 4 months he doesn’t do it intentionally it’s literally him just on auto pilot and I think that so freakin cute.
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    • I never assumed babies also have itches and that could indeed cause confusing crying that seems to be for no reason
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    • Imagine your leg is itchy and you don't just instinctually scratch that shit, dumb ass baby
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    • Nigga so specific with the itchy leg like did he make the observation that they arms too short to reach their legs and made a joke abt it?
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    • Don’t feel bad they won’t remember it
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