• Sent a text to my Polish neighbour
asking if it was ok to cut the grass as I
didn't want to wake his baby and he
send back "the child must not be an
obstacle"
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    • Yeah so us poles basically sound like russians when we use English
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    • That is so nice of the neighbor to ask though. My neighbor is a dick. I can't tell you how many times he's kept my kid up revving his fucking car at all hours of the night.
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    • I did not promise to fuck Zelda's tits
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    • A child in a polish household is a second class citizen. Source? Myself
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    • Theyre both great neighbors!
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    • Who the fuck has time to check with their neighbors To mow the grass?
      Cacaonut 2 aug
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    • Anakin would know
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    • A Polish feature? Feels weird but nice
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    • My girlfriend’s family are all first generation immigrants from Poland and she was the first in her family born here. Let me tell you. Polaks can DRINK
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    • if anyone needs another reason to hate the polish, i’m polish. i hate the poles
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    • Polish parents are fucked
      Motivate 2 aug
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    • This new feature thing is kinda wack all the pics only have a few comments on them
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    • Murzyn
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    • Im Polish. This is correct.
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    • All you Americanized self claimed "Polaks" lost sight of what truly makes you Polak. Hard work.
      Piotr 5 aug
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    • Anyone else notice his profile pic
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    • Kurwa
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    • Very wise is he
      Necro1 2 aug
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    • Cut the child
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    • So we take the child out right?
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    • His profile picture dafuq
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    • The Poles hated the Jews during WW2.
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    • We just gonna ignore their pfp
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    • Unless it was in the grass as you mowed it
      ainoc 2 aug
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    • Practicality above everything. That is the polish way. Thats the work ethic my grandma put into me.
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    • Fuck them kids
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    • I drank way too much last night and am now queezy wheezy lemon squeezy (nauseous)
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    • KATCHOW-SKI
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    • If you worry about making noise for your kid you’ve failed. Children who are raised in noisy environments handle sound better, play music, bang pots and pans. Your child will sleep. Don’t coddle crying. Your child will be fine. This is how to raise a decent kid
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    • racist post
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    • The poles learned and are now more protective of their land...
      DrBruh 2 aug
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    • Polish people are great
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    • Thanks for sharing that useless information
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    • Am i the only one who thinks polish people look like how wet dogs smell?
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    • Why the fuck is there polish people here? Get ur own app
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    • Bru
      sorryb 20 aug
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    • At first I thought the child was on the grass and he had to mow around them 😂😂
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    • can someone tell me what the fuck his profile picture is
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    • They child has been ground up and is now fertilizer for the soil. So as his father such decreed
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    • This makes it sound like Polish people just mow over misbehaved children
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    • Noise training for babies exists.
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    • Any Timesuckers out there that knew what they thought after reading polish? Haha damn it dan!
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    • My girl is Polish, still learning our language (Dutch)
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    • That pfp tho
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    • Sooooo hit the baby with the mower?
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    • Welp. Now you gotta kiIl the kid.
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    • I imagined Kratos voice
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    • Oh shit, I'm Polish. Never expected this feature
      monia25 5 aug
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    • Good fucking christ
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    • Is the child laying in the yard?
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    • Based 1/3 of Poland
      NiggaBee 4 aug
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    • The poles are worthy
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    • Thats really nice. I wish people were so considerate of my triplets. Nap time is hell
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    • Seems like the dude that would apologize to me for something I did
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    • Yo Poland is a based country, them and Hungary are honouring the Europe of old and looking after their people.
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    • So nobody is gonna talk about the profile picture, huh
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    • Good parenting.
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    • Why do you have your neighbors number
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    • Poland, Sweden, Russia, ect are all so to-the-point and blunt and I love it. None of the sugar coating or beat around the bush bullshit Americans do.
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    • Poles and Russians are great people, love em to death
      Joshyago 3 aug
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    • Well you heard him
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    • And then they stoned a gay person
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    • Basically, don't let other people's kids stop you from taking care of your yard work.
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    • That’s considerate as fuck. I want neighbors like that
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    • No for real, if you treat them like they will wakeup at any little sound then they will become a light sleeper but if you get them used to sounds of the TV ormusic or whatever then they will sleep through anything
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    • So is dat a yes??
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    • "The child must not be an obstacle" -Voldemort before he un-alived James and Lily
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    • Mmm pickle soup.
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    • Hey donnie brugie
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    • I used to talk to a girl from Poland and her parents did not treat her well at all. I hope you’re well Ola.
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    • Simply remove the child from the grass.
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    • Octchode 3 aug
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    • Do it regardless. You don't need his permission
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    • Text woke child up while house is insulated against outside noise.
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    • I would hate to live that close to people
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    • I had a polish instructor for AIT in the army, everything he said came out exactly like that 😂 it either sounded like a threat or extremely authoritative.
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    • The polish are based af.
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    • Why does it matter they are polish?
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    • You heard em, run the babay over with the lawn mower.
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    • I mean they are used to being a European nations speed bump
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    • It’s cause from polish to English it comes out more... literal? Direct? Idk. Anyway yeah, good shit. Yee yee!
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    • Everybody talks about big tiddy goth gf but what about big tiddy nerd gf?
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    • Im supposed to wake up in 2 hours amd be awake enough to keep anyone who is driving on the road trip im about to go on awake
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    • You must complete your quest and should the child interfere, do what you must
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    • Bro.. That's sweet. Asking your neighbor cause they have a baby. 12/10 from Mr Roger. He's be proud to have you as his neighbor!
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    • I think learning English as a second language is perhaps one of the more respectable things out there in my opinion
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    • Mike wazoskis ass
      YoKiwi 3 aug
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    • Oh? Okay! Flips “Kindergarten” sign around to reveal the other side reading “Brothel”
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    • What a nice guy to ask first though!
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    • I believe Kronos said the same thing
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    • Drone operators when they’re informed that civilians are in the AO.
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    • I live in a townhouse community (shitty, ik) and the people who do the yards always choose to do it at 6 am! Like they couldn’t do it mid-day when a majority of us is at work!?!?
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    • Dont let an obstacle stop you turn it into a weapon for your success
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    • what does that even mean
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    • Ok, but is no one gonna bring up Darth Katchowski's pfp?
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    • Sounds about right
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    • I got family in Poland, polish people are some of the best people you’ll meet.
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