• me, to plumber: I'm so sorry about
the cat, he thinks everyone is
his best friend
plumber: it's okay, I'm used to
people's cats.
"two minutes later, from the
other room::
plumber: mister smitten, you are
a born plumber; after this we will
get a nice sandwich.
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    • I wish I could have a pet cat but I’ve got asthma and allergies to them anyone know a way I can have a pet cat?
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    • Ight, all these "it's true I was [x]" people would usually have a point, but a lot of tradesmen are actually like this with people's pets. Honestly, metting so many friendly animals is one of the best parts of doing house calls.
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    • Mister Smitten is the best plumber in the world
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    • Ik yall dont care but ive had the most amazing day so far!! My girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time (we’ve been dating for a month), i had 2 tests and i got A’s on both, and i feel like ive found the love of my lifee😍😍
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    • I had a maintenance guy work on my tub drain today and my cat kept trying to jump on his back and lay in his shoulders. I apologized and he was like "nah this is pretty cool, my cat just bites me"
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    • Grim eats plumbers, and furnace repair men.
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    • can we all just appreciate the fact that our inner organs dont itch
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    • Is it pronounced plumber, or plumber?
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    • It's true, I was the other room
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    • It’s true—I was the minutes.
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    • It's true, I was the plunger
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    • There were some really fucking wierd porn things in this comment section
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    • As a plumber I can say this is accurate
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    • Can confirm that most plumbers like to see your pets
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    • Where’s the damn shuffle button?
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    • It's true, i was the Sandwich.
      BoKotan 20 jan
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    • Hey I bought a retired ambulance and working on turning it into a camper. What do y'all think, good or bad idea
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    • I work for dish and I 100% do this when alone with the pup. I mostly say I would love to give them a treat if I had some cause they’re a good boy or cute
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    • As a house painter, my favorite part of the job is playing with the animals
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    • Hey he’s my cat:(
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    • True story
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    • What is a plumber
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    • CEO of plumb
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    • ...and that’s when she decided to fuck the plumber.
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    • Crush sandos
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    • And after that well go back to the warp pipe and save the princess again...
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    • Why does the profile pic look like Thomas sanders
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    • the unwritten rule that you are to talk to dogs like babies and talk to cats like humans is what gets me through life
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    • Mister smitten is a great name lol
      papawolf1 19 jan
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    • I befriended a cat during my house cleaning days. His name was cuddles and he followed me everywhere while I cleaned. I was highkey upset when I quit because I'll probably never see him again. I still miss him.
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    • I have seen enough porn in my lifetime to know this chick fucked him after
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    • I’m a plumber and that’s the best part of my day getting to meet and pet all the animals that I meet on day to day we tell the animals we came there just to see them
      hulk44 19 jan
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    • I want a pet cat but nah we got 2 asshole dogs that hate people, but loves us. I mean they're cute as fuck but man I can barely have a gecko cuz they think they own the fuckin house lmao
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    • God bless guys like this who like animals!! One of our champion Cocker Spaniels jumped in a UPS truck once while I was talking to the driver, and about 5 minutes after he left, he came ripping down our road into our driveway to find us looking all over for her. He got out with her in his arms, tail
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    • It's true, I was the toilet
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    • I do maintenance for an apartment complex and my favorite part is getting to pet peoples cats and dogs
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    • It’s a true story; I was the plumber’s visible asscrack
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    • It's true I was the plum
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    • What a good guy.
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    • I wish I could have a cat. My dog wants to chomp basically every other animal she sees that isn't a dog. Cats are really nice
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    • Can a mans get some love and support for getting his appendix removed?
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    • Sounds like he was... Smitten with your cat.
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    • I had an electrician come over and he was black. My sister has a black cat who rubbed up on his leg constantly and he said "he's probably excited he's not the only black guy in the house". That electrician was the fucking best
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    • And the floor clapped
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    • Give him a little salami as a treat
      Diloon123 18 jan
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    • “Thinks”
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    • As a person who used to do plumbing work and also loves cats I can confirm this is 100% how it goes
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    • The shit I do when I work on other peoples house
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    • Mister Smitten is the Leak protector we need
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    • My family owns a construction company and my mom will check customers social media to see if they have pets and bring them treats. We get to play with and pet all sorts of dogs and cats and barn animals lol
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    • Why do you keep getting featured?
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    • The character of a man who knows that negativity does no good
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      shonoa 18 jan
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    • I’m a plumber and I love when ppls animals interact with me and my work
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    • So y’all become off-brand VSCO girls to summon your cats
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    • I read this as porn plumber
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    • I read the last part in Heavy’s voice I hope the fact enjoys his Sandvich
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    • Marry him!
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    • I read the plumbers line in a Russian / Ukrainian accent
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    • Y’all ever notice how plumber and lumber sound different but are more or less the same word? Just me? Ok
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    • Why she look like that one vine dude
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    • My cat hisses at everyone he doesn't know. Like the fat douche he is.... but he loves me and my wife. He's ok with the kids.
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    • My cat is at my brothers right now, they just got their oven fixed. My fucking cat kept crawling inside the oven to watch the guy, not only getting himself dirty but wherever he walked. We locked him in the bedroom and everyone thought he was dying from his ungodly screaming.
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    • Aww
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    • Idk if plumbers accept tips, give him one tho.
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    • We had a plumber come to our house and he asked if we had any dogs and my mom said no but we do have a cat. My cat pounced him as soon as he got the chance. My mom apologized and they guy said well you did warn me lol
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    • As a cable guy, please let your cat stay out while I'm installing your cable box, and if you know your dog is friendly with strangers please leave them free to roam too!
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    • We had a plumber that offered to buy our cat
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    • It's true, I was the sandwhich
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    • I wanted to be a plumber but I'm happy with what Ive become.
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    • what! no bulshit tc yet? thats new
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    • It’s true I was the toilet
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