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    • this dude
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    • Go back and bu more eggs
      SmolClod 30 jul
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    • My man's upset
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    • No fuck the joke what mad man doesn't get a carton of eggs. You can have a full stack of eggs. And what store only sells 1 egg at a time
      SmolClod 30 jul
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    • Who the fuck only buys two eggs
      SmolClod 30 jul
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    • Devin_V 30 jul
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    • I don't give a shit if he is ugly but man need more egg
      SmolClod 30 jul
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    • this guy is pissed that he only got two eggs
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    • Can I just have someone who likes me for who I am
      Boat_Man 30 jul
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    • Oh I get it. It was named Friday
      DJ_QAKEEM 31 jul
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    • if yoy have a high sex drive, then be with someone that has a high sex drive, because it's not just lust the idea of wanting it, it's because you can get very very sexually frustrated and it can actually harm you mentally, it isn't good, and it's a big thing nowadays, so find someone you care about
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    • Born 30 jul
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    • I’d just steal the groceries if this happened.
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    • Quality
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    • How tf you buy two eggs 🤣
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    • Now imagine if the roles were reversed
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    • lll11ll this is why I stopped making eye contact with cashiers
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    • Sound like the kinda humor my grandmother would have laughed at. She always told her honest opinion if you asked. No beating around the bush even on her jokes. My aunt once asked her of she looked good in a dress. My grandmother replied "I think its the ugliest dress I've ever seen" and that was it.
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    • Ouch. F
      eda83 31 jul
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    • No
      john57396 30 jul
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    • Then the man beat her within an inch of her life
      Sanic2005 30 jul
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    • And you must be a whore
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    • How the fuck do you buy two eggs
      poorug 31 jul
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    • Had the poor sap on his knees and pulled the trigger
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    • can this inkstain sperg shut up for two seconds
      forsenGa 30 jul
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    • oof
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    • You mean 2 Dozen eggs?
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    • But you are not ugly and definitely not single
      Blondienc 31 jul
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    • Top tier
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    • Heeeeeeyy now,.... I resemble that remark
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    • Bruh that doesnt make sense its a stupid thing
      bearer73 31 jul
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    • How the hell do you buy two eggs? Smallest pack I’ve ever seen is a half dozen.
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    • Is it possible to buy just 2 eggs?
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    • I don't get it
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    • Women Moment.
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    • How in the living fuck do you buy just two individual eggs
      JewManG 30 jul
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    • How tf you only buy two eggs
      thobbs 3 aug
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    • Where do you buy individual eggs?
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    • Sounds like he’s making bread with that recipe
      Tseeds 2 aug
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    • Was there a funny part to this shit post??
      Skrucify 2 aug
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    • No Oxford comma? Cringe
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    • zulukutz 2 aug
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    • Harder to date when you’re attractive. Women’s standards don’t have middle ground. You’re either Chris Hemsworth or you’re ugly as fuck
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    • Pizza gate is a thing
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    • Guys I'm pretty sure it means two cases of eggs, not just two intividual eggs you dumb fucks
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    • I said fuck bitches about a year ago, best decision of my life. I got a good job now, buying a new car soon, got in shape, focus on yourself Kings, don’t need no girl.
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    • I can confirm this as accurate I to am ugly and single
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    • Oof
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    • Whats the apple for??
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    • Its reversed guys!
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    • Lmao damn
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    • man, u must love adult and blubby
      Wuety 1 aug
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    • How do you buy just 2 eggs & 1 of either of those fruits
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    • Man: “oh fuck I forgot to get some cake. Would you mind giving me some off of your face?”
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    • Plot twist
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    • But beauty is subjective. Surely she thinks so bit I doubt not to everyone
      jb536115 1 aug
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    • SmolClod scares me
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    • But as soon as you switch the pronouns to female you get doxxed
      DlTTO 1 aug
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    • “Ma’am I am a mirror”
      KazKahn 1 aug
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    • I worked at kohls and we have to unload trucks of merchandise and this joke was in there
      Mathora3 1 aug
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    • Oh I get it! The joke is Inkstain is retarded!
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    • Who the absolute fuck buys anything less than a dozen eggs? I know there are some gremlins who buy those discount half dozen packs but literally the only acceptable amount of eggs is a carton of 12, 18 or 5 dozen.
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    • I’m crying
      eeboi 1 aug
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    • How do you even buy two eggs? Is it one of those "make your own peanut butter" things where you gotta sucker punch a chicken?
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    • What the fuck? An actual funny feature? NICE.
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    • Ugly people like to have children while they're young just to prove they had sex when they're older
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    • Awesome
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    • Someone tell me where I can buy two eggs😂
      jonchvz3 31 jul
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    • Anti jokes are great
      MsGoddess 31 jul
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    • Just learned my dog has liver cancer and there's nothing I can do about it :( F
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    • lmao
      FRolfie 31 jul
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    • How can she tell? Aren’t we all wearing masks?
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    • I just want someone who shares a interest in my hobbies and is nice. Too much pointless cruelty nowadays
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    • Oof
      Jobry 31 jul
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    • Prolly because you bought 2 eggs my dude
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    • How the hell do you buy 2 eggs? Who has ever seen a 2 egg carton?
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    • you can’t buy single eggs
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    • Jesus. What did this man ever do to you? Lmao
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    • I don't get it.
      Dork_Soul 31 jul
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    • How tf you buy 2 eggs? Is this some joke I’m too American to understand?
      Z8GG 31 jul
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    • U, G, L, Y, you aint got no alibi...
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    • I'd be pissed if a cashier insulted me
      T3K_Memes 31 jul
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    • I posted this joke on Facebook and the next day my pastor yelled at me in front of my entire theology class.
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    • Bro you pull that shit at a customer service job and idc how ugly I am because I get to be the asshole customer now
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    • Guys a girl called me amazing unironically and with full sincerity for the first time in my entire life. Not gonna lie, I did cry a little.
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    • Is this a maths question I'm too dumb to understand
      Popps 31 jul
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    • I'd slap them so fucking hard they'd empty Bowels instantly
      Gorenoise 31 jul
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    • Fuck eggs
      Fukitall 31 jul
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    • A dozen eggs costs like 88 cents at Walmart. Where the fuck can you buy individually packaged eggs?
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    • I’ve seen plenty of ugly peoples in relationships
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    • Cashier gets a face full of fist
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    • content not available more
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    • Another dad joke: how can you tell a blind man is at a nudist beach?
      MC_Reaper 31 jul
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    • Same
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