• Templar guard: The assassin
has hidden himself among
the crowds. It's going to
be hard trying to find him.
The assassin:
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    • A blue lobster they have a gene mutation that makes them blue. The University of Maine Lobster Institute says you have about a 1 in 200 million chance of catching one.
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    • A Shiny Lobster
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    • Bruh that shit is so rare. But what are they gonna do to my blue boy
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    • Autauga 13 jul
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    • Alright, real question though. Who's excited for Valhalla? I am, honestly
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    • Shiny variant
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    • In real life the assasins got their ass beat and the order was disbanded quickly.
      Poptato 13 jul
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    • But you don't understand. You turn grey, so they can't see you.
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    • Shiny lobster
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    • *cough* Black Flag outfits *cough*
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    • The chance of a blue crab 🦀 is very rare
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    • For a one in 200 million chance of capture, blue lobsters are quiet common since millions of pounds of lobster are captured every year for consumption
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    • A shiny
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    • SELL THAT GUY! Blue lobsters are so rare that they are actually valuable.
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    • I noticed in the AC Valhalla gameplay trailer they brought back the sneaking past the guards at the city's front gate by blending in with a crowd. Something they haven't used since AC1
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    • Shiny
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    • I would make that pet. I would get a large fish tank just for that lobster
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    • Mr. Crips
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    • Shiny lobster
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    • If I was working on that boat id put the blue one back. Gotta be a rare genetic mutation, and I’m not gonna have that on my conscience.
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    • Except the first assassins creed. The outfit actually did blend in.
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    • A rock Lobster
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    • How hard was Ezio to spot in a crowd ? Everyone else wearing dresses and colorful outfits and this dude is standing in a white and red robe with a hood.
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    • Blue waffles are also rare they're worth a search.
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    • Assassin's creed shouldn't be called assassin's creed anymore. It's just new games about time periods.
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    • Which one is he?
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    • Anyone one remember the cape that would instantly make all guards notice you in assassin creed 2?
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    • Sooooooo... Which one is he?
      Anmundw 13 jul
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    • Meaty claws? I got something meaty as well
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    • See you think it's the blue one but it's really the red one to the left
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    • That is some rare lobster
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    • Which one is the assassin
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    • Bruh where tf is the assassin? Why is there just a bunch of lobsters
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    • Enemy stand user
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    • Valhalla looks rly cool but I feel like its the same as Odyssey as in its a rly cool stand alone game but doesn't fit in to the assassin's Creed title
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    • Obi-wan Kenobi's lobster has the high ground of all the lobsters.
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    • Dat abdomen!
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    • This lobster actually does exist. The coloring comes from an excessive amount of a particular protein produced by a genetic defect. Oceanographers estimate that just one lobster in 2 million is blue. Pretty cool stuff
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    • Valhalla looks like it's going to be another great addition to the series just like Odyssey and Origins.
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    • and you'd think it's the blue one, but it's the one right next to it without it's claw bound
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    • Assassin’s Creed, fam! Love it!
      MaxPowers 13 jul
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    • Starsector anyone?
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    • Odyssey is the best ac game
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    • I would keep it as a pet or something to show off my shiny lobster
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    • Blue! $100.00 for blue!you want me to pay $100.00 for blue?!?! Lol
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    • Blue lobster from Black Butler
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    • Excuse me heavily armored man in a white hood. Im looking for a heavily armored man in a white hood. He looks alot like you but he wasnt sitting on this bench
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    • What kind of dog is that?
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    • Let’s play spot the main character
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    • Lobsters are sea cockroaches...
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    • Turns out the lobster their talking about is the lobster directly to the right of the shiny
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    • Shiny lobster
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    • Hey Randy!! Here’s your blue food, ya fuckin feltface!!
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    • OMG ITS SHIY
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    • Could've gone the shiny pokemon route, but you went with some stupid assassin joke, yawn
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    • Bro is that Stanley the blue lobster!!!!
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    • Where is he?
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    • Shiny lobster 🦞
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    • Homard bleu! The legendary blue lobster said to exist only in the seas of Brittainy! Its beautiful blue shell wraps around it like a dress wraps around a woman. So perfect, so magnificent, and its flavor is simply exquisite! The sweetness of the blue lobster has been known to paralyze men before!
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    • “AC HASNT BEEN AC SINCE UNITY” people: casually forgets Syndicate and the fact that Origins and Odyssey we’re focusing on the biggest mystery of the whole franchise, being the first civilization and the formation of the assassin brotherhood and Templar order
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    • The stand user:
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    • I dont see no assasin but i see a cool blue lobster
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    • I was just thinking this, I beat odyssey just now and I was thinking about black flag and thought just imagine some guy wearing robes, armor or pirate clothing and not standing out or in odyssey like straight up spartan armor in athens
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    • That is an extremely rare lobster
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    • Masuda method or chained
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    • Anyone else think Black Butler?
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    • Can you buy blue lobsters? If so how much
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    • it's a clauncher!!
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    • Common folk, common folk, Guy in full white clothing, common foll
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    • lober
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    • I caught a blue crayfish before. Didn't taste any different.
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    • Malnourished is blue I believe
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    • A shiny corphish
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    • Shiny hunting be like
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    • Volturnian Lobster
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    • Dude blue lobster and blue crawfish are so fucking cool
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    • why did they post a bucket of lobster, I dont see anything wrong with this picture
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    • Its a shiny
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    • They ended up donating it to and aquarium.
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    • Usually by law they have to throw it back since its so rare. Plus if they are a certain length or size (kinda like crabs) they get thrown back.
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    • You this is so true the games are awesome but your the only one in the fucking crowd with some bigass coat with a hood and guns and knives
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    • Nuka cola quantum
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    • Where's the assassin? All I see is lobster
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    • Accurate
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    • Crip lobster steppin
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    • My man found a shiny
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    • In middle school my friends and I were playing a game (I can't remember which), but he was trying to find us. My other friend and I ran away from him, and I wanted to try out the Assassins Creed hide amongst crowd thing. So him and I sat down at a table with a couple of people at it, and put our...
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    • I’d keep it as a pet
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    • It’s a shiny
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    • This was very prevalent in fuckin AC1, apparently city and templar guards couldn't see the sword and other weapons in a crowd of worshippers or whatever those praying npcs were called
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    • I had a small blue lobster and we named him Louie. He k1lled our fish.
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    • Slurp lobster
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    • Would be a stand user
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