• Pornstars: I think 9 inches are fine.
Regular girls: I'm okay with 6.
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    • She said give me 12 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and hit her on the head with a frying pan
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    • The average bee stinger is around 1.62 mm and thats plenty for me
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    • Imagine dating a girl that only cares about size
      Somdlomd 23 jun
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    • Real women accept all sizes
      gmin0611 23 jun
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    • 3? There's hope for me yet!!
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    • I love everyone talking about their sizes looking for validation. Guys chill you’re NOT defined by ur size so stop worrying! It’s all gonna be fine and once u find ur mate they won’t care as much as u think they will :)
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    • Just a reminder, 5.16" Is the National Average, not 6, not 7 either, but 5.16". Don't let porn convince you otherwise.
      Rethos 23 jun
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    • I've seen so many dicks in my life and I can dearly say, PENIS IS PENIS
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    • You know what else in 9 inches *grabs crotch* 9 of these
      bossandro 23 jun
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    • 5.5" that is it and thicker than your average banana
      nate223 23 jun
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    • But how do you measure? Full thing? Or just from the balls forward? Asking for a friend...
      NeverStop 23 jun
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    • I’ve said it before, I’m 3 inches long and 9 inches wide; bitches call me the hubcap
      _Hans 24 jun
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    • Porn really fucks with your head. Most guys are 7-8 but are said to be 10-12 just for more clicks. For example Chris strokes a guy frequently called 10” was verified only being 7. They use angles and lenses along with small girls to make them look bigger than they are
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    • 3 inches is more than enough for me as long as a guy knows how to use it it doesn’t really matter. Honestly, guys who think they have a big dick usually are terrible at sex because they have no technique 😂 dick game > dick size
      monkey713 23 jun
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    • Mine is a grower not a shower
      mwwq1 23 jun
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    • Just some FYI. Stay healthy because the fatter you get, the shorter your lil' man gets
      Neno1313 24 jun
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    • Actually regular girls have a false sense in dick size and expect all males they have sex with to have a 15inch dick
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    • * laughs in 12 inches *
      Skrunky 23 jun
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    • Bruh is 6 actually an okay size? (For a teen) I’ve always been a little insecure...
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    • Man I'm 18 almost 19 and I'm scared shitless when talking to girls. I lowkey feel like imma be virgin forever. Someone help
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    • My husband’s is about 4.7 inches and the sex is still incredible. Idk what all these other girls are complaining about.
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    • 6 is perfect, 9 is way too big, feels like being impaled and leaves you with gut wrenching pain
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    • My girlfriend said “size doesn’t matter” is what girls say to insecure boys with small dicks
      jk10296 23 jun
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    • Is 6 really fine it just seems so small still and I’m afraid of disappointing my gf if I ever get one cause I don’t want to be like most relationships where only the man climaxes I want my girl to reach her peak every time also
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    • Girls have no idea what they are asking for until they get the 12incher and they regret cuz it hurt them and go back to the 3incher and just deal with it.
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    • I’m 5 inches 🥺😞
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    • 6 inch gang rise up
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    • My dick is a solid 4.7 inches.
      ImCarpet 23 jun
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    • Does size of the balls matter
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    • 6.5 inch gang
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    • I hate that thats the only thing i can't improve on myself. Like i want to be stronger: go to the gym, learn mma... U want to be smarter: research go to uni... u want to get better at x: go practice x. But improving dick size ur just stuck with what u have. I m average but i want to be the best.
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    • I’m just an average 5 and I’ve heard no complaints
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    • Is this gonna be one of those posts where everyone starts commenting they're dick sizes
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    • I don't care about size and none my friends care either.
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    • Y’all are getting 3 inches?
      Oshawatt 23 jun
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    • Oh... you guys were talking inches 😳
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    • Coming from a guy with 7 inch length and 5.7 inch girth, girls think it is massive, when its barely above avg. so my guys with 5-6 inches, you will be fine, trust me.
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    • Quarter foot of furry.
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    • Dawg I took someone just over 7 and I damn near got my shit wrecked. Size isn't everything, and small isn't that big of a deal- but if you're too big, it stops being sexy and becomes a challenge that I won't win.
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    • Find a woman who can laugh at your dick with you!! ... Wait
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    • Hey it’s not the size of the ship it’s the motion of the ocean
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    • It doesnt matter as long as it fits
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    • If you can judge guys based on what they’re packing then we can judge women on their tits, because you can’t control either of those sizes, prove me wrong
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    • Smallest functional penis is a 1/12 of an inch
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    • Okay I’m not sure of the exact terminology so bear with me, I have an extremely short vaginal canal(?) therefore I physically cannot take more than 6 inches and 6 inches is pushing it
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    • Ah boy, here we go. "It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the wave." How many times does that actually work out though?
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    • Generic comment for attention
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    • grower gang, pp tiny when I'm bored, pp larger when I'm hord
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    • Isn't the average like 5? (America)
      DaceGamer 23 jun
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    • Not to be that girl, but size isn’t everything, sure it really is better to have a 5 incher than a 2 incher, but there are other things besides length
      nattaurk 23 jun
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    • Any size dick can be dissasstisfying if they don't know alternate ways to make someone cum. You dick size doesn't matter, it's you ability to figure out what your partner really likes and then working every single time to get them to cum. Don't be selfish and you'll get people coming back for more
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    • Kibly 23 jun
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    • Some girls vagina’s only stretch to about 4 inches. Anything over about 8 is a waste of dick unless your girl has an inhumanly long vagina.
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    • I don’t even want dick, I just want to be with someone who’s genuinely comfortable with me even at my worst. I scare my friends, my peers just want sex usually, and I don’t think I can truly love a person anymore
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    • It’s all about how to use it!! As long as the guy can please me with it I’m ok
      tenten123 24 jun
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    • But how do you measure? Asking for me.......
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    • Here's my piece on it. The less dicks you've experienced, the less you got to compare it too. So if you've only had an Average 5 incher, well that feels plenty until you upgrade, then go back. We adapt to what we experience, and no one likes a downgrade in life.
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    • I’m proud to have 6 and a half inches
      Mirio 23 jun
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    • Average peepee gang where ye at
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    • Ash is hot
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    • My dick is around 7 inches, but it curves downwards, and kinda resembles an upside down banana...
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    • As tits are tits peen is peen
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    • Who cares about secks its superficial temporary pleasure that can be replaces by literally objects
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    • are fine
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    • The boys told me that I have a small penis, they were joking and I laughed and told them to fuck off, my girl told me I had a small penis as a joke and it hurt so much more. I looked unphased but y’all gotta be careful with that.
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    • Yo i can work with a girthy 4 inches.
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    • Girls, how do you ever deal with virgin dudes? Do you just sort of bear with it? Do you try and teach him how you like it and hope he isn't hurt? Or do you just fake it?
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    • The size of my dick is like 2 feet long
      NotRushed 23 jun
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    • I’m hung as fuck.
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    • Honestly I think I’d prefer someone smaller than not. Even 6 seems like a lot in my mind.
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    • As long as you eat pussy like a champ, it don’t matter how big you are
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    • How did the get the average? Was it like by measuring a large group of men, or did they do it by like survey/census because I can assure you that the surveys would be flawed...
      Asken 25 jun
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    • As long as it's bigger than your longest finger you're probably in the clear
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    • It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean 🌊
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    • Carnez 23 jun
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    • “Size doesn’t matter!” Stop lying to these losers and giving them false hope
      Trix 23 jun
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    • I can get a porn star?
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    • I’m 6 inches around. No pussy too loose for your boy.
      MGyaboy 23 jun
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    • If he can love me with a flat chest then I can love him if he’s a short down there lmao the law of equivalent exchange
      Edab 25 jun
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    • Honestly if you’re considerate about my needs, I don’t care what size you are
      cuntcake 24 jun
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    • Why would I want 6" when I can just go to Subway and get a footlong? It's just a better deal. But on the real boys, we're fine. Even if you feel self conscious, you're fine.
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    • If you know how to use it size doesn’t matter.
      crispytoe 24 jun
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    • Why do girls never wanna see da magnum dong? All these dudes commenting and no girl is like lemme see.
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    • i really could not give a fuck about size
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    • One bitch said she only takes long socks and I told her she was to skinny for one to fit in her and she started crying
      lemon_dog 23 jun
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    • My bf is the kinda guy to look like he has an average dick. Boyo boi was I surprised to find out he had 7 inches. We still haven't had sex yet. I'm kinda scared because I've never seen anything like it. Anyone have any tips as to how I should go about this?
      JennST 23 jun
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    • I’m around 6 inch and I think that’s a decent size. Not too small and not too big
      _Yammers_ 23 jun
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    • It's not about length, it's girth that is best at satisfying. Different angles can stimulate with less girth, like doggy, but all genitals are different, so communicate with your partner for the best experiences
      Zakybear 23 jun
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    • If a woman says they don’t care about pp size, they are lying
      mrglenn 23 jun
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    • 6 is actually way better than i previously thought
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    • Always heard of so many dudes around my area having like 8 or 9 inch dicks so I thought my 7 was lackluster. Took me way too long to be told by a girl I'm blessed. But I also heard it doesn't matter, it's if you know what you're doing
      Tart 23 jun
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    • 6.3 ??
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    • that pawn stars meets porn Stars
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    • Hung like a light switch
      OscarWyld 26 jun
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    • 7 and girth gang
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