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    • So, the fridge is a save point when you're sober, but the toilet is a save point when you're plastered. Good to know.
      Bushie 22d
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    • I was really drunk once and I was walking out of a bathroom and looked in the mirror and then just stayed in the bathroom and puked the rest of the night. All because I drank like a cup (probably more) of straight vodka in one shot 😷
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    • Yall ever get like 10 seconds of clarity while shitfaced then slide right back into slurring oblivion
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    • HOW DO I LOAD A SAVE?!
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    • The trick is not seeing yourself in reflection, then shit goes downhill really quick
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    • Because you're no longer overwhelmed by your environment. You get a minute to assess yourself.
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    • I think it’s because you’re alone for a minute and nobody is grabbing your attention, so you focus on how drunk you are
      JinGrl 21d
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    • It’s probably because you’re away from everyone and just alone with your thoughts. Nothing to distract you from how tipsy you are
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    • till you git hit with the can't save while enemies are around
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    • The bathroom is for telling yourself that you're not drunk
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    • Theres just something about getting up, isolating yourself from everyone else for that walk, being alone in the bathroom and trying to aim your piss that just makes u realize how fucked u are
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    • Change of lighting and the mirrors throw the equilibrium for a loop..
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    • Bathrooms are a quicksave before you pass out.
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    • The mirror let's you see your stats
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    • EarthIs 22d
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    • Because your brain finally stops focusing on everything going on around you and has time to address the crazed hobo in the mirror
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    • You look at yourself in the mirror and you’re like damn. I’m drunk
      Zonkey 21d
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    • Or you realize just how hard you’re tripping
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    • When your on drunk auto pilot killing shit getting lit with the boys. Then hit the restroom and take a piss while looking at yourself like yeah boy you high af
      yokimo 22d
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    • “It’s because usually when drinking you will have something else to occupy you parties, other people, music, etc. but when you go to the bathroom or something similar it’s quiet and isolated which usually gives you time to think and realize that you’re messed up”
      Nosyt 22d
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    • I swear EVERY time I take psychedelics, as soon as I go into the bathroom the effects are amplified tenfold. I actually spend a lot of time in there just checkin shit out
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    • Walking into a bathroom when you’re high is like a warm hug from the Universe.
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    • Bathroom lights are usually a lot brighter. Also mirrors
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    • I was drunk and talking to myself in the mirror people asked who I was talking to and I pointed at myself in the mirror and said "that asshole right there"
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    • Because you have solitude to fully study the effects of the substance
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    • Because you are staring at yourself in the mirror. You sit still but eyes go *FWOMP*
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    • Cause you can look in the mirror and see how much of a drunken fuck you look like
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    • Life is just a giant multiplayer game
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    • As a dude, you gotta stand still and aim your stream into the toilet bowl, and it just requires increasingly more focus.
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    • going to the public school bathroom when you dont even have to go is a true save point because you come back feeling slightly refreshed
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    • Cause you think y9ur pissing in the toilet then next thing you no your socks are wet
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    • I feel like if you leave the party and like go outside for a sec you start to sober up but once you go back in you just get even more shit faced
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    • Holy shit I was drunk yesterday and got hugged by a girl, it felt good man
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    • And the basement is the save point when you kill someone
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    • You look at yourself in the mirror and you're just like "lets try not to die tonight fam" and then stumble out of the restroom.
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    • Mirrors.
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    • Unrelated but this one time I got absolutely shitfaced and sat outside in the -20° weather playing in the snow by myself
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    • Im aware when I stand up
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    • Whenever i throw up from drinking its like a new life and i just get freakin pumped, like its more room for liquids
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    • I once laid down in a bathroom (at a house party) and took a 5 min power nap before rallying
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    • I always used to fall down a lot while standing up like somebody was pushing me over and it would sound like a fight going on in the bathroom stall
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    • In a house full of family, the front door is your save point when you're stoned out of your mind
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    • It’s like the calm makes you realize how fucked up you are
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    • Deadrising anyone?
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    • You know you're fucked up when you gotta have both hands on the wall behind the toilet
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    • Because have you ever tried to aim your dick while drunk? You notice something’s up
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    • Bruh imma need that save point rn I’m high as shit
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    • Yeah its just like dead rising
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    • Fuck off tumblr
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    • And taking a piss adds 50HP
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    • Because you see yourself
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    • That's where girls are the nicest to one another and the only time girls are nice to one another, sadly
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    • I find out I’m drunk af when I’m in the bathroom pinching a loaf and praying it’s not blood
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    • You're in my effing head!
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    • It's always the looking into my eyes that makes me realize it
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    • Anybody else really impressed with how well RDR2 made the drunk scene?
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    • anytime im tripping balls bathrooms always seem like another dimension to me. so fake
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    • Because you are separated from the action and there's mirrors.
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    • It really is the real world equivalent.
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    • Dead ass feels that way on acid
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    • I'm in the bathroom rn, as I read it I fucking fell backwards for no reason
      AL1L 22d
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    • Oh shit what up taco
      smess 22d
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    • Serotnin
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    • Until you fall over and bash you head on the toilet and hope you didn't get a concussion before you passed out.
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    • Fridge is autosave. Bathroom is quick save. Sleep is hard save
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    • Anyone else just look in the mirror and shake their head
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    • Probably when you go and sit and realize you don't really have to piss or shit your body just trying to get alone with you to slap ya up side the head and show ya some reality.
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    • Walk into the bathroom. Look at mirror. Fuck I can barely even see myself. Yup I'm wasted
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    • Its a safe house. Also, fast travel area: typically a man or woman will offer you a ride to your next destination. DEFINITELY dont want to pass that up.
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    • What happened to Carl?
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    • dadmark 22d
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    • Moan 22d
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    • Nooe
      Lord 22d
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    • You don’t have to worry about other people’s expectations
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    • This happened to me 2 nights ago!!! I was drinkin straight from a bottle of 94 proof, got through 1/3 of it, got up to go to the restroom after a couple matches of CSGO, and REALIZED I WAS MUCH FURTHER THAN I THOUGHT
    • Because you walk
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    • I hate the word tipsy
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    • Ayyy featured again
      Phallus 22d
    • Kkk
      Bruhu 22d
    • Its the mirror
      PolySci 22d
    • nuggets 22d
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    • I can lose a drink if I go to the bathroom
    • Same when you’re high
    • It's the mirror
    • Like this comment to have biigggg pp
    • Gotta quicksave before hittin that final boss
    • Features were late
    • So is fridge
    • Pissing is quick saving
      Kwuazi 22d
    • This made me want vodka
    • while drinking regardless of how drunk i am if i see myself in a mirror i become completely sober
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    • That’s how it is for me on LSD. I never realize how hard I’m tripping till I take that first pee and I’m alone in the bathroom with my thoughts.
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