My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask so I got her this. She's mad.
_NOprofilePIC_ _NOprofilePIC_
22 feb
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask so I got her this. She's mad.
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating.
Belcalis
Almanzar
Bacardi Bacardi
14 dec 2020
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating. Belcalis Almanzar
trashyqueen_
@ Gordon Ramsay @ @GordonRa...
After 3 baftas and one Emmy... finally we have won an Oscar, please welcome Oscar James
Ramsay, who touched down at today for some lunch ! Xxx
nova
raw isnt so bad now is it mr ramsay
trashyqueen_ @ Gordon Ramsay @ @GordonRa... After 3 baftas and one Emmy... finally we have won an Oscar, please welcome Oscar James Ramsay, who touched down at today for some lunch ! Xxx nova raw isnt so bad now is it mr ramsay
- Everyone wi armed during maki ithis video
- Everyone wi armed during maki ithis video
Note to self: do not look at the floor trying to look cute when you have
silver eye shadow on...
CaptainCrunch423 CaptainCrunch423
19 may
Note to self: do not look at the floor trying to look cute when you have silver eye shadow on...
My Brain: Don't Do Nothing Stupid With Your Taxes
Me:
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
11 mar
My Brain: Don't Do Nothing Stupid With Your Taxes Me:
Me- gets naked
Her- glares
Mes
He'll grow
SweetTooth585 SweetTooth585
25 may
Me- gets naked Her- glares Mes He'll grow
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing
Please don't do this
cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 oct 2020
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing Please don't do this
photos from twilight and shrek that radiate the same energy: a thread
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
18 may
photos from twilight and shrek that radiate the same energy: a thread
He: What that mouth do?
Her:
Argue)
He: What that mouth do? Her: Argue)
"You're an American Harry!"
sooner84 sooner84
15 apr
"You're an American Harry!"
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath
aa oe
-eel
They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
NerdNight NerdNight
5 oct 2020
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath aa oe -eel They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
4 Exercises That'll Make Your
Vagina So Tight It Becomes a
Dick Guillotine
Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
4 Exercises That'll Make Your Vagina So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
I'm @ joker
I'm smoker
[ma
STROKE
usucknutz usucknutz
9 feb
I'm @ joker I'm smoker [ma STROKE
Leonardo DiCaprio is one lucky man
= ad
Camila Morrone has a great smile!
Leonardo DiCaprio is one lucky man = ad Camila Morrone has a great smile!