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    • The look the doctor gave him
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    • Haha jokes on him, they’re not gonna have the time or energy for sex for the next few years
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    • SunsetBAE 14 apr
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    • *looks at doctor* not what I meant but sure.
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    • Gay porn directors: 💡
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    • Nothing like watching ur wife push a baby out of her puss to get u in the mood
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    • Marked as "wholesome"
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    • Three ways that could have gone down
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    • If anyone is actually curious, it's suggested you wait 6 weeks
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    • I would usually wait about 2 months. That’s when they’re in the ripe age.
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    • "18 years"
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    • 18 years til it’s legal sir
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    • Fun fact!! There is a high risk for complications after giving birth and the recommended cool down before having sex is 4 to 6 weeks to allow any healing to be done because many women tear their vaginal wall during child birth
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    • I’d say give her at least a month to recover, if you were to try, it would be like putting a hot dog in a bucket
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    • How the turntables
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    • Bout a month and a half for anyone wondering. Women get fucked up down there after birth.
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    • Yeh yeh it’s a joke but some fathers do wonder when they can resume having sex with their wife. Y’all gotta wait her body was just ripped apart.
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    • Nahian 12 apr
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    • I'd say it's safe after two, three months. Realistically, your wife/gf probably won't be comfortable with the idea of sex for up to a year. Heavy petting, cuddles, and maybe a bit of dry humping (if permitted) could make that approx. year's wait more bearable.
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    • My sides fucking exploded this was so funny
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    • Who calls the parking lot a car park?!?
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    • Plot twist: he was asking about the baby
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    • Holly shit I'm reading this at 2 am and trying to contain my laughter so I don't wake my family so I started crying for about 10 mins
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    • If anyone’s curious, it’s generally like four or five weeks tops
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    • There’s a park for cars???!!!
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    • Ummm...doctor, i was asking about the baby
      boomba019 11 apr
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    • One of my family friends has 2 kids exactly 9 months apart, kid 1 popped out, her husband didnt give her any healing time, immediately pregnant again. Both kids were full term healthy babies.
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    • Plenty of "straight" men fuck men while their wives/girlfriends are pregnant
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    • The baby can't fuck that soon.
      r4fi74 11 apr
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    • "You should probably wait till shes at least 16"
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    • Uhhh, you mean fucking parking lot???
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    • Imagine you just watched your wife’s coochie pop out a baby and you’re already itching to get in there
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    • Who the fuck is “off duty” 10 mins after delivering a baby
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    • They had us in the second half not gonna lie
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    • I thought he was talking about the baby
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    • Doctor jokes are right there with the dad jokes
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    • It's not poorly worded you're just illiterate
      iFunni 11 apr
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    • Almost thought this was gonna be a pedo joke. Thank god it wasn't
      dev1369 11 apr
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    • Who the fuck calls ot a "car park"? Are we just going to let that slide?
      Tsuds12 11 apr
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    • Can’t you have sex as soon as she gives birth? Just clean it out first if you want
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    • they had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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    • Bruh ur baby was just born and u already thinkin bout hittin again lmao geeze
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    • "You're gonna have to wait until they're 18"
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    • I bet he's waited his entire career to say that
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    • About 16 years
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    • Wouldn’t the kid have to be 18 atleast?
      Sdvbtd 11 apr
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    • (S)he gave him what he asked for
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    • The doctor has his priorities on point.
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    • dogetec 11 apr
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    • hehe kinda quirky doe 🤪🥴
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    • r/suddenlygay
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    • The word "wife" assumes it's a guy. And "him" assumes the doctor is a guy. So, if he pulled the doctor aside and asked to have sex, then we have some gay shit going on here!
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    • Car park... never heard that one before
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    • You know he’s gay cause he says “car park”
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    • The answer is usually 2-3 months?
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    • Do you mean PARKING LOT?
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    • Warning: Do NOT have a baby on 11/01/19! You will not be able to FAP until 12/01/19.
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    • I get that it was stolen but this actually made me laugh
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    • That dad joke was do strong he may be the father
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    • They British cause they said car park instead of parking lot
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