• My wife is a kindergarten teacher
and I think she is using her
teaching techniques on me.
Because I really enjoy getting a
Skittle for putting the toilet seat
down.
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    • Wait...you guys are getting skittles?
      KenHart3 29 jun
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    • Tfw no gentle dom milf teacher gf
      Boat_Man 29 jun
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    • People are gonna call the guy a cuck or something because they just have to ruin a joke I guess
      slick121 29 jun
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    • Does she give you starbursts sometimes too? If so that would be awesome
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    • iFappy 29 jun
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    • I put the toilet lid down every single time cause I think a bathroom looks nicer if you can’t see in the toilet. I just made it a habit it wasn’t hard at all. I don’t get why women are so bothered when men don’t do it but also it’s really so easy if it bothers someone you care about just do it
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    • What’s wrong with leaving the seat up, put it down yourself or if you want I’ll leave it down and get piss all over it
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    • Bro if you don’t completely close the seat before flushing then you have a doo doo bathroom
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    • Close both lids, then everyone has to do work. (Also there is less particulate water spray all across the bathroom)
      Awesium 29 jun
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    • need a wife like this
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    • Anyone who cares which way someone left the seat is an idiot what are you gonna do fall in
      Karthull 29 jun
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    • Does she let you suck it out of her....nvm....unless???
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    • I bet there be a lot of foreplay going on in that relationship
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    • Someone say skittle?
      SpryGuy 29 jun
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    • If we have to lift the toilet seat to pee, why is it unfair that they have to drop it?
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    • Bruh you lift it up she puts it down. Equality.
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    • They want me to put it down for them but they never leave it up for me, everybody should close it all the way anyway
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    • Just watch what you get when you stop shitting on the toilet seat ;)
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    • You sleep with your teacher?
      kanep0e 1 jul
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    • I think thats called conditioning u get a reward for everything u do right and a punishment for things u do wrong
      Redwood1 29 jun
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    • I do it no matter what because I have the fear of dropping something into the bowl
      Garrett78 29 jun
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    • Sharena 29 jun
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    • Bro I don’t see why this is even an issue. If we lift it every time, you can put it down every time, easy fix. NASA, Call me.
      MissAuffy 29 jun
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    • How can yall not piss through the giant hole in the seat?
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    • Does he dip it in the toilet water first for flavoring
      jexxie 1 jul
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    • bruh it shouldnt be hard to just leave it down, lift lid pee put lid down (so toilet germs dont get everywhere) and flush then walk away
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    • I honestly don't know what y'all are talking about it's the woman in my house I have to constantly tell to put down the lid I don't wanna see the pool of water when I walk in.
      scott9118 29 jun
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    • And y’all say guys who watch cartoons are childish smh
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    • I piss in the sink like a real man
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    • I really don’t care either way but you can’t bitch about the toilet seat if you also leave all your shit around the sink
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    • We skitltes
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    • West
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    • Hey if it works it works
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    • The thing is some men are actually like this
      schnuff 29 jun
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    • My man out here simping for a skittle , mans out here skimping
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    • Really you're supposed to put the lid down. But the argument that men should always put the seat down never made sense to me. Do women just combust if they have to put it down themselves?
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    • Woman really get mad that the toilet seat is up like they can’t put it down.
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    • TransHateReturns
      Why cant bitches put it down themselves?
      TransHateReturns 29 jun
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    • Piss with the seat down. Boom, problem solved.
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    • One skittle for you
      MILE5 29 jun
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    • Bribe me with Skittles? Not likely
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    • I live in a house of all girls. I instinctively do this
      juke119 29 jun
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    • A skittle. Just ONE. 😉
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    • Women can put the seat down too, they just forgot their place in the house hold.
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    • I don’t care when my bf leaves the seat up. I just put it down it’s not that difficult
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    • Did yall not grow up with a mom ? I was always taught to put it down
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    • Hahahaha it’s so funny that he needs chimp level encouragement to do what he’s told because he’s that little of an adult
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    • MidnightInParis
      Check out my profile if u want sexy pictures 😛
      MidnightInParis 29 jun
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    • Mrs. Knole always gave me skiddles when i was in 2nd grade.
      LegoC3PO 2 jul
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    • That’s not kindergarten that’s dog training
      AUdg79 1 jul
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    • I don't get why people don't put the seat down. It just seems odd. It's kinda like leaving a cabinet door, or an actual door open when you leave somewhere. Just unnatural to leave open. I am a guy btw
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    • I put the toilet seat down automatically anyway but, it’s just as fair for the women to put the seat up everytime instead of the men putting it down. Yknow?
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    • A little positive reinforcement goes a long way
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    • Don’t get why ppl pee while standing... when I‘m not at home I stand too but at home? Sitting down, just relaxing and letting go is a lot more comfortable than standing and aiming
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    • I laughed way to hard at this
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    • I’m a guy, and ever since i was a little kid, i HATE people who leave the toilet LID up. Like, yes, the seat is down, good for you, but I don’t wanna see inside of your toilet bowl
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    • Theres never a nad time to enjoy a skittle or snack earned. I give myself a snack depending how many rooms i can clean and how many subjects me and the kids can get through in a day ENJOY THAT SKITTLE BRO
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    • “I’ve seen those finger paintings you bring home and they SUCK”
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    • But why is the teacher the one teaching kids how to put the seat down? Especially a female teacher??
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    • Your parents didn't teach you that?
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    • And then he diddled her Skittle
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    • My gf the of me im the only guy she knows that she's never had to ask to put the seat down and she finds it sexy... So guys... Just saying... But freal I smack the lid straight down
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    • Neat
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    • I just pee all over the floor
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    • classical conditioning... or was it operant? I can't never get them straight lol
      Double_AT 30 jun
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    • If we have to pick the seat up after them...why can’t they put it down?
      TurboTime 30 jun
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    • Women dont put the seat up after theyre done. They can put the seat down their damn self. Equality n shit
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    • I always have to put the seat up. Women need to have common courtesy. See how stupid that sounds?
      I1G6L7o0 30 jun
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    • Everyone shut it all the way and open it to what you need it for then shut when done
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    • She also probably made him do it over and over again until he got it right
      KeenTribe 30 jun
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    • I close both lids because it reduces toilet water splashing when you flush. It's also an equal amount of work for both men and women.
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    • Being a preschool teacher I know this will happen to my husband when I get married
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    • That’s gross
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    • That’s kinda humiliating
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    • What you are getting is Pavloved
      VADR_ 30 jun
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    • Act like a child, get treated like a child. Put the seat down like an adult. It's not sanitary to leave it up.
      keiome 30 jun
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    • My husband sometimes has to remind me that telling adults, "That's a good word!" when they use good vocabulary is not appropriate.
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    • I like to sit when I pee
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    • You’re a grown man you should get at least 5
      jepal357 30 jun
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    • there is an upside to bringing your work home
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    • Classical conditioning and positive reinforcement don't just stop working when you grow up
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    • Why the fuck is it such a crime against humanity to leave the seat up?
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    • Dude who wouldn't
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    • Training these kids like pets
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    • Wish I had a gf with positive reinforcement skittles.
      Bepps 29 jun
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    • Am salivating rn
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    • I’ve always closed the toilet after I used it. I’ve never understood the problem other guys have
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    • Put the toilet lid down so other stuff doesn't fall in
      TBNRDale 29 jun
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    • I wish my gf did that lmaooo
      BMW528 29 jun
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    • Yeah... I totally use teaching techniques on my roommates and now my husband
      Oshbaaya 29 jun
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    • Fuck Skittles,mm are better.
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    • My wife teaches special education. Sometimes she calls me by her students names.
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    • Being enslaved for skittle not bad deal
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    • Fck_it 29 jun
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    • It's a toilet seat. It should be in the position that would allow you sit on it. Not complicated
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    • My bother in law INSISTS that it isn't his job to put the seat down after peeing. He said raising it is all he has to do, and that its a woman's responsibility to put it down again. I can't fathom that level of entitlement.
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    • For
      Sagic 29 jun
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    • I know its not phrased that way, but the way I read it in my head made me think the skittles were on the seat when he put it down and then I realized how dumb I am
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    • Na. That's just some basic dog training
      evyevy 29 jun
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    • I grew up in a house with a single mom and older sisters so it’s natural for me to put the seat down. Don’t know why it’s not that they leave the seat up for us anyway smh
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