• My wife crashed my mustang!!!
Today AM
Oh no!!! Is she hurt?
Not yet!!! She locked her self in the bathroom!
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    • Like this comment and I'll eat a sandwich
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    • Not even that much damage. New hood bumper both fenders and a grill you'll be fine and dandy. Old stangs don't have crumple zones so the frame should be untouched
      bungaboi 14 sep
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    • I mean it’s a mustang, it would crash eventually
      Nfruits 15 sep
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    • Don't touch my mustang
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    • Bruh i had an ex decide she deserved to drive my drag car while I was away for work she totaled it and didn't tell me I get home a month later and she is packing her shit saying its my fault she's leaving and that she took my car and crashed it the worst part is it wasnt worth anything because it
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    • Both are property, but one can make you feel truly happy. The other is a w*man
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    • Imagine loving a car more than your wife
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    • Haha, spousal abuse
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    • Don't marry her if you value your car more than her
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    • Haha yeah hit your wife for crashing your car haha that'll teach her a lesson 🤣 😄 😂 😉 😆 fuck that toxic ass joke
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    • Haha i too think a car is more important than a significant other getting hurt. So shallow
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    • Haha domestic abuse because of damage to material possessions! Quirky!
      Kale_ 15 sep
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    • Facebook boomer meme. Get out
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    • I wish I had a wife to abuse😔
      Yatsuto 15 sep
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    • I have seen this same post but it was a BMW
      RedWolf21 15 sep
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    • Ah yes, marital abuse. Y’all wonder why there’s a stereotype about both genders abusing each other
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    • I'm not even a fan of mustangs but I am a fan of muscle cars. She would be unalive after this
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    • If I had a 68 and someone crashed it I’d never see it again because I’d have life in prison for murder
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    • Haha domestic abuse is hilarious, good work
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    • I have 66 mustang. If my gf crashed it... idk bro I might be needing to hide a body
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    • Oh god ive been smartphOWNED.com
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    • Free BJ for a month
      Froboy 15 sep
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    • Hahahaha domestic violence is so funny isn’t it guys?!
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    • Yep. I would unalive her.
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    • Well it could be worse. At least you get go spend a few weeks in the garage by yourself
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    • Oh if y’all guys didn’t know welcome to the cum zone 3 was released
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    • Car guys are cringey af
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    • kanep0e 15 sep
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    • I just bought a mustang, not my dream one yet but its a step forward
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    • Not the boss 302 😭
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    • Ah yes, the good old domestic violence
      theabbie 16 sep
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    • Rule #1 don’t let anyone drive your car. Especially if it’s a muscle car. People don’t know how much power those things have.
      JinKazama 15 sep
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    • Boomer husband moment
      Chris_547 16 sep
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    • Cringe
      bwaggz 15 sep
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    • Don’t let a woman touch the Stang
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    • Real men don’t hit women.
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    • I thought it was gonna be a joke like “yeah the mechanic said it would cost ‘x amount’” but instead it was a joke about domestic abuse.
      JaKnife 16 sep
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    • Boomer alert!!
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    • At least it wasn’t into a crowd...
      Neon_SRT4 15 sep
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    • Boomer humor, get the fuck outta here
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    • Haha, I hit my wife when she accidentally does damage to materialistic items
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    • hit women 😎
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    • Yeah, mustang owners seem most likely to be wife beaters
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    • Like this comment and i’ll drink another yuengling
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    • Military husbands be like
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    • "Haha, oh yes, a gentle applause for spousal abuse. Very hilarious."
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    • 60s mustangs are worth 3-4x new mustangs in mint condition, she wouldn’t be able to wreck it again after I rip her legs off
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    • "Haha woman BAD, abuse GOOD"
      Wardre 15 sep
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    • Well now she has to help me fix it... bad experience to bonding experience ...the threat to hurt her is un called for
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    • Don't you mean, your ex wife?
      eda83 15 sep
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    • Why would he let her drive it
      justLogan 15 sep
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    • Oh no someone crashed a material object time to go to prison over it
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    • My car is a lovely 1970 Ford F-150 and my ex crashed so I kicked her out I’m not joking at all I had to rebuild it her dog stayed with me tho it wouldn’t p ave with on account she didn’t take care of it
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    • Boomer humour
      Celosia 16 sep
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    • Boomer humor
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    • Rookie move, I would run into the bedroom and go out the window in case he has a key, if he has a key to the bathroom she’s fucked
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    • Smartphoned by a goddamn boomer....new low.
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    • I just bought a 2005 Subaru Legacy GT. So far im loving the car. There's many mods i want to add to the car yet. Sadly my check is already "reserved" for the next 3 years. From bills to a trip to Japan. After that ill get lots of work done on the car.
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    • Is ifunny trolling us with Facebook memes
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    • Not fucking funny
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    • This picture hurts my soul. Please tell me that beautiful car wasn’t totaled.
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    • Wow 😬
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    • A bunch of five year olds cant take a joke
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    • Ah spousal abuse so funny
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    • Oh ha ha another wife abuse meme. Can't wait to see anothe 50 today.
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    • Haha domestic abuse
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    • Don't worry, the classic beasts will shrug this off with ease. The car, not the wife.
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    • That’s what you get for having a mustang
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    • You can tell it's the same person on each end because of the excessive use of explanation points.
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    • Listen I'm glad iFunny isnt being misogynistic for once but like fuck take a joke.
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    • Domestic Violence... get you some
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    • That femoid deserves to be thrown off a building Middle East style
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    • Funny story. My sister broke up with her violent boyfriend who beats her. Wanted me to keep an eye on her as she did. He got angry and accused me of being “the other man” and he beat my sister and me. Police arrived and he lied and claimed it was self defense because he got scratched (1/2)
      Fyanakos 16 sep
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    • You guys have no idea how funny it gets after seeing this meme 17391849 times
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    • Beat her black and blue
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    • Smart girl
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    • Don’t abuse your wife, especially over some gay fucking car
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    • I literally just bought my mustang and I love it to death. It’s a white 2015 v6 6 speed manual and it was the Best Buy I’ve ever made.
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    • This was funny! The number of butt hurt comments is astounding. Obviously the same people who would have arrested Lenny Bruce or George Carlin as well. I’ve lived to see the right become the counter culture.
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    • Boomer
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    • That poor car!!! 😭 So beautiful. Oh and I hope the wife is ok
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    • Hit my mans beamer w/ my expedition once. The only permanent damage was shattering his side mirror. I also took awhile to leave the safety of my big car. Now I drive a civic.
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    • His response 10/10 would write again.
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    • Wow. She probably did you a favor.
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    • I love i funny, its the only platform where you can joke a bout abuse as if it where good
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    • Oof
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    • I’m not racist, my wife has a black eye!
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    • Fakest shit
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    • I’m a car guy and I’d be furious, but I’d never lay my hands on my woman. I’m there to protect her, not make her life a living hell.
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    • Meh, it's just a thing
      zerosober 15 sep
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    • I love how instead of taking the joke and moving on, we all have to point out “reee abuse reee toxic” instead lmao
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    • Tf. never let your second wife drive your first wife
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    • That's why I wont let my wife drive the nice cars. Get back in the minivan, you cant handle the mustang!
      Gyro_Robo 15 sep
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    • SmartPHOWNED
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    • Yea she tried to go around a corner
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    • Oh she would be fucked a car like that those are worth a fortune 69 mach 1
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