my
waifu d
Wednesday
get to choose the best girl
lade with.
my waifu d Wednesday get to choose the best girl lade with.
aparticularlygoodfinder brokensilence1 37:
lynaroo:
iv
think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
TINY SKY CHICKEN
=Chicken
frogclit frogclit
23 sep 2020
aparticularlygoodfinder brokensilence1 37: lynaroo: iv think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky. He decided to be the sky instead. TINY SKY CHICKEN =Chicken
He no like the beach
SS
saucyvirgin saucyvirgin
28 may
He no like the beach SS
No one:
Cats when they love someone:
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
No one: Cats when they love someone:
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?"
Me:
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?" Me:
When the new star wars squadrons game come out
Her: He's probably cheating on me
Me and the boys at
All
5 Kin!
be Tale lale by
Standi
SimplygRed
standing by
Red/ Buttons
Rad
standingIiby
GMFacts GMFacts
27 sep 2020
When the new star wars squadrons game come out Her: He's probably cheating on me Me and the boys at All 5 Kin! be Tale lale by Standi SimplygRed standing by Red/ Buttons Rad standingIiby
Replying to @elonmusk
You are my hero, Elon.
Magoth Magoth
13 mar
Replying to @elonmusk You are my hero, Elon.
What do you think is better, dark or light beer?
frothyArgonian frothyArgonian
6 jan 2021
What do you think is better, dark or light beer?
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
If a Southern woman says
"What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it
She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
yaddayadda
23 oct 2020
If a Southern woman says "What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps
choking on ur dick
All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps choking on ur dick All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were
The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and
Dumb and Dumber.
Texas_Tough Texas_Tough
19 mar
TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and Dumb and Dumber.
Mark Imhof, also known as "The Dog
Guy," is a dog groomer who gives free haircuts to shelter dogs in order to increase their chances at being adopted.
He's donated his time and services to nearly 1,000 dogs in the last three years.
The results are fantastic, like this very stunned pup.
DonQuixoteOfLaMancha DonQuixoteOfLaMancha
25 sep 2020
Mark Imhof, also known as "The Dog Guy," is a dog groomer who gives free haircuts to shelter dogs in order to increase their chances at being adopted. He's donated his time and services to nearly 1,000 dogs in the last three years. The results are fantastic, like this very stunned pup.
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
depressed_internet depressed_internet
10 jul 2020
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard
DO
eyes eyes
27 sep 2020
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard DO
was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy."
at
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
24 feb
was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy." at
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
Ricksace_xo Ricksace_xo
14 jan 2021
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
Puppy born with a mustache
little olier now, still rocking the stache
Piiper Piiper
27 sep 2020
Puppy born with a mustache little olier now, still rocking the stache