• My soon to be Father's Day shirt.
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    • Dad jokes aren’t funny!!!
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    • Holy shit y’all are fucking puritans. Don’t drink if you don’t want, nobody’s forcing you but it’s a joke and drinking alcohol doesnt make you an alcoholic lol
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    • All these fuckers constantly talk about doing drugs and shit, but as soon as something alcohol related is featured, they have a total meltdown
      Jardarn 23 jun
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    • Someone likes to drink, does that make them an alcoholic? No. Shut the fuck up.
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    • haha alcoholism funny
      maIteser 23 jun
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    • Cheers
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    • I bought this for my son's dad when I told him I was pregnant.
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    • “AlCoHoLiC hEhE...” shut the fuck up. Drinking alcohol does not equal alcoholism... funny thing is some of the retarded kids saying this are legitimately addicted to nicotine or masturbation...or both.
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    • People here thinking you do one shot and your a alcoholic damn
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    • I swear y’all turn into the whiniest neckbeard redditards when they feature anything ab alcohol
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    • Omg someone enjoys alcohol better comment about how much of an alcoholic they are because they MUST drink it nonstop like my abusive dad did.
      Afranco23 24 jun
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    • Why is alcohol and cigarettes ok but not stuff like weed or Psychedelics that do have positive effects? Like mushrooms can help with depression or lsd can help with quitting addiction. MDMA makes you love and express feelings you might not know you had.
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    • So, because there are so many people being dickheads here, IT'S A FUCKING JOKE, NOT A DICK. STOP TAKING IT SO HARD YOU SNOWFLAKE FUCKS.
      hakisage 23 jun
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    • This comment section has a 8.6/10 autism level
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    • Meme isn’t funny I can’t even see it where’s the red circle
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    • I’m gonna be honest, I would never stop my guy from drinking or smoking weed, but it will suck when I’m pregnant and can’t do anything and know that he can, even though neither of us do it that much.
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    • Try she’s eating for herself and 6 kids while my dad is drinking for 8. Or is he an alcoholic?
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    • Why tf did my brain read it as “she’s farting for two”
      JimmyHD 23 jun
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    • I'm dying for everyone cuz this shit gave me AIDS
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    • Xanaithan 23 jun
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    • Damn y'all really can't take jokes, can you?
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    • Y’all soft as fuck.
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    • Why r u wearing it then
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    • I love being early and seeing all the "devotes" that can't take a joke
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    • $10 to whoever knows what my pfp is
      Copper 25 jun
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    • People smoke every day and say they aint addicted but u drink a beer or take a shot and ur an alcoholic, okie
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    • Seems like a terrible shirt, either you can only wear it for a few months or you have to keep getting pregnant
      CDay007 23 jun
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    • I had a tapeworm once too and you didn't hear me bragging about eating for two
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    • Haha alcohol cool me like alcohol look at me guys
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    • Just cause it's a joke doesn't mean he's an alcoholic. Holy shit you guys are dense as fuck I wish I had that syndrome meme "you dense mother fucker"
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    • Cum
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    • And I’m smoking buds for all
      MILE5 23 jun
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    • 95% of ifunny is comprised of alcoholics and pot heads.
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    • Alkie Gang
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    • Abort it and everything will be alright
      AlBundy 23 jun
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    • He'll be gone soon
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    • Ha funny. 😒
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    • He's gonna beat his kid ain't he
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    • If alcohol is your defining personality trait, you need to get help.
      Meh231 23 jun
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    • no
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    • Damn all the people complaining about a joke on a shirt sound like fucking karens. Stop nagging people with your agendas. Yes people like to drink sometimes, get over it
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    • "Haha my alcoholism is so quirky"
      ricwi 23 jun
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    • I've never consumed alchohol
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      Krystal 23 jun
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    • Good way to let everybody know you're a piece of shit alcoholic that won't help with the baby.
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    • Smells like someone who didnt go to college
      OrtuIgnis 26 jun
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    • Being a Alcoholic and being a person who enjoys to drink are completely different things. Speaking from personal experience.
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    • People so cynical fuck y’all let yourselves have fun, there’s no need to get all righteous about a joke.
      fonky 26 jun
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    • Alcoholic or not, isn’t it kinda rude to drink while your wife is pregnant and unable to?
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    • Me, and my two giant nuts
      youthful 25 jun
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    • Thats a cool necklace, anyone knows where i can get one of these?
      Frye 25 jun
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    • I see a divorce
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    • Gonna need this shirt. Found out yesterday that my wife is pregnant. So stoked. Wish me luck boys
      prtraceur 25 jun
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    • and I’m shitting for five
      shitteeth 25 jun
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    • My cousin was due yesterday... There hasn’t been a birth in my family in 14 years! It’s any day now
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    • I dont get it
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    • Bruh always on these it’s people talking about “HoW mAnY pEoPlE aRe CaLlInG hIm A aLcOhOlIc” but I see more complaining of that than that itself
      N3m0 25 jun
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    • Every like is a day I go without fapping
      hiimaaron 25 jun
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    • I though my it was a fat and alcoholic shirt
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    • And this is why women think men are lazy
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    • Seriously, who gives a fuck what someone on IFunny has to say
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    • Wow some of you are pretty lonely lol. Literally upset at a tshirt. My dad has one of these and doesn't even like to drink much. People saying it's not a 'joke'. Ok. Joke police I guess says no.
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    • Who says he’s an alcoholi!???
      ASSCOC 24 jun
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    • Alcoholism isn't a personality
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    • I too am an alcoholic
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    • I got my dad a T-shirt that said "Proud father of a few dumbass kids"
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    • How charming
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    • Ahh yes, obese and alcoholic. Perfect for having a child..
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    • Omg who the hell cares
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    • Ayyy I work for the company that prints these along with thousands more fo designs
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    • Me and my wife actually just had our son a few days ago on father's day. He is in the nicu but showing good signs of recovery. Hope everyone has an amazing week.
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    • Bro wife
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    • I've only had 1...in dog beers.
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    • Are we just going to ignore the fact that she’s eating for 2
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    • Wait if it's still in her stomach, does that mean ur a father?.
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    • Tbh nothing wrong with drinking responsibly but I'm not against shaming those that drink because some people can't handle their alcohol
      sl00t 24 jun
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    • Y'all really mad about a dad joke? Dads : 69, Triggered Ifunny Kids in the comments : 0. Epic 😎
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    • I literally wore this shirt today.
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    • My boyfriend makes dad jokes constantly because he knows they make me snort so he’ll do it just to hear me snort
      FUCKYE 24 jun
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    • dj_408 24 jun
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    • I dont get it
      Ekotaol 24 jun
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    • Yay alcoholism! So funny
      ThePikle 23 jun
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    • Please link me the sigh to get this shirt, I will wear it everyday
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    • I be eating for two when I’m not pregnant
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    • Nah I’m gonna make all the same sacrifices that my wife has to do when she’s pregnant so she’s not alone
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    • I dont get it
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    • Mfw nigga dads
      consmith 23 jun
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    • Cheers brother
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    • The drugs someone takes has nothing to do with other people. He could smoke crack for all I care. Y’all the reason society progresses so god damn slow.
      itsurrboi 23 jun
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    • My wife and I used this shirt to make our baby announcement
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    • Just found out im havin twins
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    • Skinny ass letter “i”
      KingCirce 23 jun
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    • People do shit that you dont. Expect it you close minded idiot's
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