My server said he liked my necklace....
- Twitter for iPhone
yowza.
@lmHardlyA1
Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
swae swae
29 sep 2020
My server said he liked my necklace.... - Twitter for iPhone yowza. @lmHardlyA1 Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
fresh
2 smiles earned yesterday
whynot104 whynot104
8 dec 2020
fresh 2 smiles earned yesterday
Wholesome_Bert Wholesome_Bert
27 sep 2020
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Firefighter dad returns home to his family after 18 days of fighting wildfires Alte: 18 days OS, GL retuied fame,
Anyone been to the new tyre place in town I've had 8 punctures in 2 days
ReDnEcK689 ReDnEcK689
21 sep 2020
Anyone been to the new tyre place in town I've had 8 punctures in 2 days
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK
AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
follow me for more employment advancement tips
1blondie 1blondie
7 apr
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU. follow me for more employment advancement tips
"Lunch tastes so good today"
"What do you mean? I can't taste anything"
"Lunch tastes so good today" "What do you mean? I can't taste anything"
When you're putting charge on a wall and hear some drug addict start hooking up a car battery on the other side.
XXXextensioncord XXXextensioncord
3 mar
When you're putting charge on a wall and hear some drug addict start hooking up a car battery on the other side.
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
ArealgamerC ArealgamerC
24 sep 2020
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
Goats are like mushrooms
If you sI ot a duck,
I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
h8thejews h8thejews
17 mar
Goats are like mushrooms If you sI ot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket"
Me in 2020:
So that was a fucking fie~
gezin gezin
5 oct 2020
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket" Me in 2020: So that was a fucking fie~
New York Post 17 hrs
ARIZONA
Atta boy! Arizona police dog sniffs out stash of meth in car
shares
queenfox18 queenfox18
23 sep 2020
New York Post 17 hrs ARIZONA Atta boy! Arizona police dog sniffs out stash of meth in car shares
Nobody:
Bartenders for no reason:
HighBalls HighBalls
22 apr
Nobody: Bartenders for no reason:
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever
Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33
ape
at the same time
SkulKnight SkulKnight
21 nov 2020
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33 ape at the same time
MY FACE WHEN MY FAMILY SAYS "JUS TRY IT" AND THEY KNOW IM A PICKY EATER
Benji46X_ Benji46X_
28 jan 2021
MY FACE WHEN MY FAMILY SAYS "JUS TRY IT" AND THEY KNOW IM A PICKY EATER
Struggling to defend myself from these huge milkers bossman
Struggling to defend myself from these huge milkers bossman