My server said he liked my necklace....
- Twitter for iPhone
yowza.
@lmHardlyA1
Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
swae swae
29 sep 2020
My server said he liked my necklace.... - Twitter for iPhone yowza. @lmHardlyA1 Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
"My sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because first impressions matter."
GET
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
7 jan 2021
"My sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because first impressions matter." GET
Brian Blickenstaff
My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it.
AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
PsiloDragon PsiloDragon
28 sep 2020
Brian Blickenstaff My wife got this thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws temper tantrums and the only way to make her stop is to break out the cat bag and let her ride in it. AM 25 Sep 20 - TweetDeck
When you change your job title from "Cashier" to
"Currency Exchange Engineer"
Aesthetic_Pico Aesthetic_Pico
25 mar
When you change your job title from "Cashier" to "Currency Exchange Engineer"
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The boys - The boys
AnalWizard AnalWizard
24 sep 2020
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TheRougeCowboy TheRougeCowboy
23 sep 2020
Dirty jokes with my mom
NOT QUITE SURE THIS A COPY CAT
OR A CAT SEAN?
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
NOT QUITE SURE THIS A COPY CAT OR A CAT SEAN?
My Dad and Me: [giggling]
My Mom: What are you two up to?
My Dad and Me: ...nothing.
Also My Dad and Me:
ah Funny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
15 jan 2021
My Dad and Me: [giggling] My Mom: What are you two up to? My Dad and Me: ...nothing. Also My Dad and Me: ah Funny
my butt
that first sip of coffee
noonhansa noonhansa
20 nov 2020
my butt that first sip of coffee
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
probable_machine probable_machine
12 jan 2021
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
I DROPPED MY DOG OFF TO BE GROOMED
ENDED UP BRINGING HOME JOE DIRT
bitchpudden49 bitchpudden49
27 sep 2020
I DROPPED MY DOG OFF TO BE GROOMED ENDED UP BRINGING HOME JOE DIRT
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours.
ig: @memepime @memepime2
Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
Gummbo Gummbo
20 nov 2020
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours. ig: @memepime @memepime2 Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
I haven't been able to sleep since I saw this
idfcawyt idfcawyt
1 may
I haven't been able to sleep since I saw this
We forgot to tell our cat that we had a baby...
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
24 sep 2020
We forgot to tell our cat that we had a baby...
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
Me: "Dad can I use get the remote?"
Dad: "Hold on I'm still watching this"
SS
Ge
Dad five minutes later:
Eragon_Shadeslayer Eragon_Shadeslayer
25 jan 2021
Me: "Dad can I use get the remote?" Dad: "Hold on I'm still watching this" SS Ge Dad five minutes later:
WHEN YOU SEE A MEME SO STUPID
IT MAKES YOUR FACE HURT
KingPeasant KingPeasant
21 sep 2020
WHEN YOU SEE A MEME SO STUPID IT MAKES YOUR FACE HURT
to tastefullyoffensive
(3) Bug Chungus @lemurrama @ FC!!!
Upon opening up the treadmill his crimes were revealed
He's innocent!
ar-anise
UNJUSTLY IMPRISONED
No sympathy for this criminal
to tastefullyoffensive (3) Bug Chungus @lemurrama @ FC!!! Upon opening up the treadmill his crimes were revealed He's innocent! ar-anise UNJUSTLY IMPRISONED No sympathy for this criminal