My server said he liked my necklace....
- Twitter for iPhone
yowza.
@lmHardlyA1
Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
swae swae
29 sep 2020
My server said he liked my necklace.... - Twitter for iPhone yowza. @lmHardlyA1 Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
How i sleep knowing
didn't skip part 1 of jojo
Giorno_Brando Giorno_Brando
19 sep 2020
How i sleep knowing didn't skip part 1 of jojo
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
probable_machine probable_machine
12 jan 2021
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
Hello Kim
Why do I have to be weirdo
Sup
If you weren't a weirdo Kim
would've given you her real phone number.
derpykittie derpykittie
25 sep 2020
Hello Kim Why do I have to be weirdo Sup If you weren't a weirdo Kim would've given you her real phone number.
How often do you blink?
Fairly often
Never 20%
*20%
\\Js
tares
erfucker
Meth Meth
2 mar
How often do you blink? Fairly often Never 20% *20% \\Js tares erfucker
if earth aren't is we crushed' round, winy aren't we crushed' when it rolls?
down
TheAwkward1 TheAwkward1
16 dec 2020
if earth aren't is we crushed' round, winy aren't we crushed' when it rolls? down
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family"
Me:
bi
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family" Me: bi
ARE YOU A RACCOON?
Dark circles under eyes
Eats junk
Small and chubby
Stays up all night
Cute but will fight
Maybe-lam
Official_D Official_D
24 sep 2020
ARE YOU A RACCOON? Dark circles under eyes Eats junk Small and chubby Stays up all night Cute but will fight Maybe-lam
When you're out exploring and you hear a bandit shout "never should
have come here!"
ad a"
You'll be the first to die but I like your enthusiasm.
AgentTex98 AgentTex98
16 dec 2020
When you're out exploring and you hear a bandit shout "never should have come here!" ad a" You'll be the first to die but I like your enthusiasm.
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
"So tell me more about yourself"
Me, trying to remember who I am:
"So tell me more about yourself" Me, trying to remember who I am:
Darwinian Airbags. Who's most likely to survive?
vagueLeagueOfMemes vagueLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
Darwinian Airbags. Who's most likely to survive?
Day 351 of 15 days to flatten the curve but now I'm hiding from aerial Chinese Anal
Drone Bot. (MAR 2021)
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
2 mar
Day 351 of 15 days to flatten the curve but now I'm hiding from aerial Chinese Anal Drone Bot. (MAR 2021)
Anything: *Happens*
Gordon Ramsay:
faxdax faxdax
13 may
Anything: *Happens* Gordon Ramsay:
DOGS
2020*
@ECAUSE HUMANS
ismellwaffles ismellwaffles
24 sep 2020
DOGS 2020* @ECAUSE HUMANS
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US
WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
melkor106 melkor106
23 sep 2020
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
Dear
"Mrs.lmTlooGood ToAnswerMyDms"
This will be the last pic I ever send your ass. It's been 6 months and still no nudes, I don't deserve it. I know you got my last pic, I put the filter on it perfect.
Dear "Mrs.lmTlooGood ToAnswerMyDms" This will be the last pic I ever send your ass. It's been 6 months and still no nudes, I don't deserve it. I know you got my last pic, I put the filter on it perfect.
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!
Maybelater Maybelater
17 mar
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!
*Thanos snaps his fingers*
people who were giving blowjobs:
Spiders Spiders
25 dec 2020
*Thanos snaps his fingers* people who were giving blowjobs:
My dog watching my mom yell at my dad - My dog watching my mom yell at my dad
Puppernoon Puppernoon
24 sep 2020
My dog watching my mom yell at my dad - My dog watching my mom yell at my dad
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me
her titties and I'm okay
It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
THE1LLUMINATI THE1LLUMINATI
4 nov 2020
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me her titties and I'm okay It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.