• My roommate came with his girlfriend, they are just in bed chatting, it's 2hours now. I suspect they want to sin, am not going anywhere.
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    • If your roommate doesn’t ask you to leave, you are under no obligation to leave.
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    • The man was there first. They came strolling in expecting him to leave. Fuck that. Do it on the toilet like everyone else.
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    • Doing the Lord's work I see
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    • A lot of idiots saying he’s cockblocking. It’s still his room to if y’all forgot. That dude needs to go somewhere else to do that shit. I once had a roommate who was a straight up player with a new girl In his bed like every month. Crap gets annoying real fast.
      THAToGUYo 11 aug
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    • God bless this man
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    • Same situation brother, stay strong
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    • Good one soldier
      M_B8er 10 aug
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    • Tryna make sure she treats homie with love and respect before she even thinks about asking for the precious seed
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    • he will thank you for protecting his life later
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    • He lives there too, why should he have to leave so the other guy can get laid, go to her place or some shit if it's that important to you donate him love his home
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    • I did the same thing and I dont care and will do it again
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    • Virgin Chad
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    • If they have blankets I’m sure they already started
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    • I use to not move so they started fucking in front of me
      OGLucky 11 aug
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    • Hate this shit, but when it comes down to it just ask your roommate to leave
      Ethacopia 11 aug
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    • Cock block and twat swat
      The_Spins 11 aug
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    • The anti-homie
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    • People say living in dorms is part of the college experience. I say its fucking hell. This one fucking imbecile threw his shit covered toilet paper in the trash can. We have toilets here in America with plumbing you God damn cave dweller.
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    • Here's the thing. Guy with the girl should give a heads up as that's at least common courtesy. Never just randomly expect your roommate to pick up and leave on a whim because that's how fights happen. Communication is key. Same time dude should then give some space for a bit.
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    • Fucking degenerate. Unless your roommate is a dick I don’t see why you couldn’t be a little kind. I really just don’t understand why people are selfish like this it doesn’t benefit anyone
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    • Good, premarital sex is dangerous
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    • Me and my brother shared a room with me and he’d always do this shit one time that really pissed me off I was chilling watching YouTube he came in and asked me to put in headphones so they could watch a movie which I wouldn’t mind but I said no because he watches stuff all night long during school
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    • He’ll thank him later
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    • You’re an asshole
      BSArtist 11 aug
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    • My buddy would just bang his girl on the couch behind me and my other buddy playing cod lol.
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    • this is just a dick move, clearly against bro code. You wanna act like that then get ready for a front row seat bc your presence isnt stopping me so either take a hint and leave or enjoy the show
      becker101 12 aug
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    • Remember when feature creatures got mad at this guy
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    • Can't really be mad at him. He lives there too. Find somewhere else to fool around
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    • The way I see it is, if it’s his long time girlfriend then yeah you don’t really need to leave. If he finally got to chill with that chick he likes for the first time then you better get your ass out of that room you dick wipe.
      kamsayn 11 aug
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    • Virgin OP 👏🏽
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    • blue_too 11 aug
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    • I know for facts you being there won’t stop shit
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    • S*x before marriage is a sin. Good work!
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    • Just make a rule to ask in advance 24 hrs, my roommate and I did that and it worked well. Don’t be an ass and try to kick someone out at a moment’s notice
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    • Tf is going on with your leg?
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    • God bless
      gigan_369 11 aug
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    • kanep0e 12 aug
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    • Cock blocker its people like you
      Mr_Iro 11 aug
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    • Virginity is cool, remain pure
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    • The virginity is strong here
      Offworldr 11 aug
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    • Cockblocker
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    • Roommate should uno reverse the big dick energy by fucking the girl anyways
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    • Sex isn't wrong
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    • No one likes a damn cock-blocker
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    • Dude, I've had a roommate flat out say either you leaving to the living room or you getting a show. Guy streaked before at a party. The girl was a college hoe, like 26 guys on the first week of school. So no shame.
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    • a real homie would ask him to leave & you stay w his gf lmao
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    • That's when your say, "are you Sarah or Karen? I'm sorry I can't keep track"
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    • Is this even a meme wtf is this
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    • You can’t make me leave a dorm I’m spending literally thousands of dollars on. Go get a hotel room.
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    • I had a roommate in college that absolutely would not give a fuck. I'd be trying to sleep at 3am and he'd have is TV on, volume all the way up, and fucking his girl that he had over every night. Room was tiny and cramped.
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    • A friend mine in freshman year had a roommate who would have sex with his girlfriend while my friend was still in the room. Told me it was super awkward a lot
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    • Join the sex force
      eljossu 11 aug
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    • Gay
      sleazy 11 aug
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    • Poor choice of words
      Lburbs 10 aug
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    • When you're tired of being the third wheel
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    • Doing the lords work thank you brother
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    • You know, it’s possible they could have just gone to the girl’s dorm to fuck instead. But nah chill at my dorm and I ain’t moving. I was here first I got exams
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    • Lol if my roommate ASKED me to leave nicely in private I’d totally do him a solid! But if he just EXPECTS me to leave for him to get laid I’m ganna be petty enough for him to be as dry as the dessert! How pathetic do you have to be to plug your own band In the comments!? New Management on Spotify yo
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    • Username checks out.
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    • Do it in front of him
      HoboPanda 11 aug
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    • What a lonely guy
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    • I got 3 roommates in my house, when one of us has our girl over we be a homie and go chill in the yard and smoke, yall just mad cuz your friends getting pussy and yall cant
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    • And for that pussy move homie you goin one on one wit da undertaker
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    • If you dont leave so your boy can smash youre a bad roomate
      KingSped 11 aug
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    • virgin loser lol
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    • Ok officer cock block
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    • Dang y’all don’t know common decency huh? Virgin OP
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    • I mean either way it's still nest they're talking for 2 hours because sometimes the personal just leaves after 1 or less
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    • Lol what a dick honestly fuck that roomate. If he doesnt give me the respect of giving some alone time with my girl fine just dont fall asleep mother fucker cause ill hog tie your ass and throw you in the back of my truck n you can sleep there for the night with ductape over your mouth. P.O.S
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    • Jesus you people are nerds
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    • I’d leave so they could fuck
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    • I hope this is satire
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    • Pretend to leave then come right back
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    • Keeping the homies outta horny jail
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    • You may be hearing sex or smelling it atleast soon
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    • The holy cock block.
      SunPraise 11 aug
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    • I remember when my roommate and I had a party back in college. Someone was on my bed feeling up this girl and he just popped her titty out. She had dark nips.
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    • Fuck yea
      _Doge_ 11 aug
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    • Yo why are y’all cockblocking? Me and my roommate had an agreement
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    • No cool dude
      GodlessX 11 aug
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    • Would it kiIl the guy to leave the room for 3 minutes? Go take a shit or something smh
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    • Ahhh the cuckening
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    • My roommate told me to leave cause she was having a guy over. I told her I was doing school work and if she wanted to bone she could go to his room. She had stolen a bunch of my food, laundry supplies, etc and had said the fact that I listened to classical music made me seem like a serial k1ller
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    • Actual asshole move, you're supposed to be the wingman not the cock block.
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    • Yeah fuck my roommates enjoyment, I'm gonna sit down and do nothing in this room instead of doing nothing in another room because fuck you
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    • Ew I bet those fuckers h*ld h*nds!
      Joshkashi 14 aug
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    • Lol whats this new school shit? Just fuck in front of roommate. I'm sure they'll get uncomfortable and leave. Or maybe theyll enjoy it and watch quietly
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    • If you don’t tell me you comin home with a bitch I ain’t leaving. Gave me no time to prepare a back up plan. You can fuck but you’ll be listening to me call PhuzzyBonBon a cunt on Warzone after he train stomps me with a FAL.
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    • Just screams "get the fuck out I'm horny and going to have sex so get out"
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    • Im just gonna fuck my girlfriend in front of you then
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    • "they want to sin". What a child
      Zakybear 14 aug
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    • Im so glad those days are over for me. Dorms suck.
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    • Go ahead, id sin anyways.
      Volgarr 14 aug
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    • Worst typa roommate (edit) the guy who posted
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    • Lol I deadass did this to my roommate. He later got friend zoned. He was a dick and a fuck boy, I've never been prouder.
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    • Roomates shouldn't share bedrooms lol (unless college or something)
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    • That’s why ur still a Virgin
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