• My parents: "Go to college so you don't
end up a dishwasher."
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    • Petri dish washer
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    • being an organic chemist is being a glorified dishwasher
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    • This actually made me laugh!
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    • Im a full time dishwasher at a local restaurant. Pay is good but you get literally no respect. You bend your back in every direction to help everyone. But no one even thinks bout making your life easier.
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    • In all my years of iFunny this is the most relatable thing I've ever seen and it makes me happy that chem/bio peeps are reppin haha
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    • Any other bio majors here?
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    • Your meme is funny
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    • I had to look twice to see that this wasnt actually my lab! Do all labs look like this? I just figured that we had run ours into the ground and that others had it much better.
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    • Those aren’t dishes, and you’re getting paid 38.50 to wash them an hour.
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    • Dishwashers actually get paid ok, at least at cracker barrel. When I worked there I got up to par 3 (3 stars) and make like 10.75 an hour. Not to bad for the most entry level job
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    • Well I'm a girl so I'm already a dishwasher
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    • Catch me cleaning up all the glassware for my group after doing a reaction cause I feel like it's the only thing I can contribute to in chem
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    • Oh...oh...as a lab tech that hurt.
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    • Advice for most undergrads: do undergraduate research
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    • Forensic technician noons be like
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    • There is a satisfaction after seeing it look so clean like that though
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    • But you get better money than a dishwasher at a restaurant. So what they meant was, go to college so you can be a well compensated dish washer.
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    • No matter where you work you're always washing something
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    • Lmao chem 1 to ochem 2 taught me to wash dishes I can do them so fast now
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    • That looks like the coolest dishwashing job ever!
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    • My mom is kinda old fashioned, “women in kitchen, men at work” kinda thing but the one thing she teaches us all is to clean. Dishes, living room, bathroom. So that no matter where we end up in life, we won’t be dirty slobs
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    • Choose a better major
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    • Chemist joke
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    • you can prevent becoming a woman by going to college
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    • I'm learning culinary. My class runs a small restaurant/coffee shop on campus. We all rotate what job we'll be doing on a weekly basis. So 2 people are always on dish station every week.
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    • Everyone has to clean their own equipment
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    • RIP to the lab techs
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    • Scientist the years ago wee genius, now all scientist are just dumb yuppie liberals. "let's to the science today"-🤡
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    • Hey does anyone who has made it or is well on there way have any advice for me.. I want to be a lab tech for NASA or somthing simular. But I have 0 clue how to get there and not end up being broke and poor for the rest of my life
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    • I'm honestly worried about my college education. After paramedic school I've decided I dont want to do fire and i want to go to either medical school or PA/AA school. I have about 3 years of college classes for premed but if I can do critical care I can do Anesthesia. The debt is what scares me.
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    • But those are for science vs some Karen that sent her order back because it was too salty
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    • Why would you turn into a dishwasher if you didn’t go to college?
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    • So a woman because women are subhuman scum made to serve men
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    • The only think worse then a cring meme is a scientific cringe meme
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    • Must be a woman
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    • Why would I change my gender if I don’t go to college?
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    • But moooom I'm not a woman...
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    • Shiiiiid
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    • How tf u gon end up being a dishwasher?
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    • Wash yer dildos
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    • Lmao. Same here. Biomedical engineering major working as an unpaid assistant in a nanomaterials lab. I would offer to do. most of the cleaning cause I would barely ever understand what was going on and couldn't properly help with the experiments. So I cleaned the equipment as my contribution
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    • I see that western transfer box 😉
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    • Just a reminder that all jobs have dignity
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    • I was a TA for a chemistry teacher. I cleaned so much freaking glass.
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    • P A I N
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    • The fuck are they talking to their daughter like that for
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    • You mean a glass, silver's and ceramics hygenist engineer?
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    • Thats a fucking mood right there
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    • I dropped out of high school to study game development. I’m happy with my decisions and I almost have my bachelors degree
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    • I used to be a dishwasher and i hated it i was rushed and told i wasn't doing my best how the hell can i do my best if they make it more of a mess for me to clean up
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    • Sophisticated dishwasher
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    • Its thr same feel for sterile processing
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    • Work in a lab as an adult. So many dishes.
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    • Bitch u are making like 18 an hr doing that dont complain
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    • SPEAK UP BIOTECH GANGGG
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    • Got hired as a dishwasher part time it pays $10 an hour and from what I've heard that's pretty good for what I do anyway
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    • I felt that in my soul
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    • I’m a dishwasher, I like my job, although nobody thanks the dishboy. My machine likes to spray me twice a minute randomly with 190 degree water. 11/h though, and the cooks sometimes feed you. Hard on your body, but mentally autopiloted
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    • I never understood why parents are saying starter jobs are bad, like do you expect me to just hop into a 6 figure job or...?
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    • i was a dishie for 3 months and i moved up to line a month ago
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    • Unpopular opinion: It doesn’t matter what kind of job you have as long as it pays your bills. If it makes you happy and it’s honest work, then it’s a valid job.
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    • I mean you act like it’s the most complicated thing cus you’re just washing those glasses and putting them on a drying rack. W/ put the rack it would look a lot less complicated
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    • Lmao im a dishwasher
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    • My uncle told me if I didn’t do well in school I would end up digging ditches. Well, I’m a master plumber and when I dig a ditch, you be paying
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    • Just wash the beakers rook.
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    • Or become a welder and make the same wage as a chemist with no debt.
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    • Dishwasher with a higher salary.
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    • No parent has ever once said that
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    • That is beautiful
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    • Well paid dish washer
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    • As someone who currently sterilizes medical instruments for a career this made me laugh
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    • This shit hits way too specfic for me
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    • Honestly
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    • I just applied for a chem lab restocking job lmao
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    • Dish washers actually make some good money tbh
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    • Send me pics of my username N AK ED
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    • I thought they were bongs at first. We had very different college experiences....
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    • BIO GANG RISE UP
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    • Nice post! Left a like 👍
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    • They be making 10 an hour mixing chemicals.
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    • I work in a plant oil extraction lab and can confirm that my first few weeks all I did was wash glassware
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    • Honestly, this is single handedly one of the most crucial parts of being in a lab. All kinds of experiments can go wrong if these are not cleaned properly.
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    • How does it feel making a job out of 7th grade science class lab equipment
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    • Use a dishwasher....
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    • Heh I'm not going to college at least this year but in the meantime I'm a dishwasher at a retirement home
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    • Dude same. 4 years a dishwasher for people who don't do it themselves
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    • .....A bear took mine
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    • Cleaning up after yourself is different than holding the position of a dishwasher. As a (I’m assuming) fully functional adult you should be cleaning up after yourself. Stop expecting people to do things for you that you are capable of doing on your own.
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    • If you major is science you are a fucking nerd and thats ok.
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    • Clean equipment is important
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    • You an intellectual
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    • I wanna join a DND group but fuck off the entire time. Anybody willing to send me discord invite?
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    • I'm a dishwasher and I make 15 an hour
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    • As far as jobs go, people bash the military, but it’s not that bad. The first couple will kinda suck, that’s a given. You can keep moving up though as long as you keep your nose clean. Don’t trust the army though, they can’t seem to keep track of their people. Look up Vanessa Guillen
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