"Can we listen to something besides
1700s Sea Shanties?"
lowgin_powerdrill lowgin_powerdrill
10 oct 2020
"Can we listen to something besides 1700s Sea Shanties?"
HIM: what ru coin
HER: just here in a tank top
HIM: send me pic
HER:
thelewdplaguedoctor thelewdplaguedoctor
4 dec 2020
HIM: what ru coin HER: just here in a tank top HIM: send me pic HER:
You are the only one that understands me!
understand you!
SA SS
SS
SSS=>
Like I said.
The only real one!
national_memevalt national_memevalt
18 feb
You are the only one that understands me! understand you! SA SS SS SSS=> Like I said. The only real one!
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE.
Al
DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
denisep denisep
28 dec 2020
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE. Al DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
Can't stop thinkin bout the extinction of the
American Chestnut tree
Can't stop thinkin bout the extinction of the American Chestnut tree
When your dumbest friend offers their opinion
When your dumbest friend offers their opinion
You have stumbled across a sleepin doggo.
Take a break, get a drink, make some food. - You have stumbled across a sleepin doggo. Take a break, get a drink, make some food.
You have stumbled across a sleepin doggo. Take a break, get a drink, make some food. - You have stumbled across a sleepin doggo. Take a break, get a drink, make some food.
Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
Tabby Tabby
5 dec 2020
Yeah sex is cool. But have you ever woken up from a dream and slept again and the dream continued from where you left.
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ChickenLegsMcGee ChickenLegsMcGee
21 sep 2020
FucK vou OWing- SC Stoy Watt
Me getting a Thank You email after I just paid a bill...
Fuck you!
Me getting a Thank You email after I just paid a bill... Fuck you!
Dogs when you step on their tail: *sad dog noises*
Cats:
Activating instant kill.
Dogs when you step on their tail: *sad dog noises* Cats: Activating instant kill.
Dog noses are wet to better help them absorb scent chemicals. A special mucus is secreted to help
them absorb these special
chemicals. Once the chemicals
are on the nose, dogs lick them so that they can sample them and understand what it is that they're
smelling
2ManyFacts 2ManyFacts
26 sep 2020
Dog noses are wet to better help them absorb scent chemicals. A special mucus is secreted to help them absorb these special chemicals. Once the chemicals are on the nose, dogs lick them so that they can sample them and understand what it is that they're smelling
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian:
Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay:
Don't you touch my dick!
Legend903 Legend903
25 sep 2020
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian: Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay: Don't you touch my dick!
"can u be serious for 1 second"
me:
QueenAndromeda QueenAndromeda
4 nov 2020
"can u be serious for 1 second" me:
When the new star wars squadrons game come out
Her: He's probably cheating on me
Me and the boys at
All
5 Kin!
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GMFacts GMFacts
27 sep 2020
When the new star wars squadrons game come out Her: He's probably cheating on me Me and the boys at All 5 Kin! be Tale lale by Standi SimplygRed standing by Red/ Buttons Rad standingIiby
potato stephaniexwins
I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.
potato
iluv u too
potato
wait what was in the stew
suscentralwtf suscentralwtf
27d
potato stephaniexwins I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes. potato iluv u too potato wait what was in the stew
POV: You're a task in electrical
fy al d
MufflnMan MufflnMan
5 oct 2020
POV: You're a task in electrical fy al d