My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying
Also my dad:
IWannaFuckingDieFam IWannaFuckingDieFam
17 mar
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying Also my dad:
gilet paper was' so last year.
bags with gasoline now.
gilet paper was' so last year. bags with gasoline now.
Among us players when
their task is to be funny
MackAttqck MackAttqck
10 oct 2020
Among us players when their task is to be funny
Government: You need to be 21 to drink
Military when someone is 18:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
StarWarstheory StarWarstheory
3 aug 2020
Government: You need to be 21 to drink Military when someone is 18: Hi kids! Do you like violence?
It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
Me: Are you pooping?!
My toddler standing in the corner:
Arsene Arsene
19 oct 2020
Me: Are you pooping?! My toddler standing in the corner:
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous.
Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
dumnull dumnull
6 nov 2020
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous. Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
"How are Harambe memes still popular?"
Me:
"Heroes get remembercd, butlegend fever die"
mediumfunny mediumfunny
22 jun
"How are Harambe memes still popular?" Me: "Heroes get remembercd, butlegend fever die"
That' the
Another rerun on Bob, the Food ChgnneI
GGain.
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
26 sep 2020
That' the Another rerun on Bob, the Food ChgnneI GGain.
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
ArealgamerC ArealgamerC
24 sep 2020
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
CourtneyChaos CourtneyChaos
1 may
When Sarah breaks up with you, but you still love hot sauce.
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook?
A misteak
apprehensiveBoruto apprehensiveBoruto
25 jun
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook? A misteak
When re getting a package and
When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Tabby Tabby
20 sep 2020
When re getting a package and When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
feeding my dog
* * *My food
dog:
me eating my cheese burger and fries
Our food
TrashBot TrashBot
24 sep 2020
feeding my dog * * *My food dog: me eating my cheese burger and fries Our food
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago.
My kid:
I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
TiaCalenture TiaCalenture
27 oct 2020
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
Hey there sexy
MakeShiftArtist MakeShiftArtist
15 jan 2021
Hey there sexy
humourtising Follow
Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT!
Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein
SONIC
Corn dogs come on a wooden
Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.
FACEPALM99 FACEPALM99
22 sep 2020
humourtising Follow Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT! Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein SONIC Corn dogs come on a wooden Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.
Wishing I was a professor!
Hey professor I'm having a hard time with tonights homework
Send a pic and I'll help you I
Of the homework...
catsomemeslist catsomemeslist
28 may
Wishing I was a professor! Hey professor I'm having a hard time with tonights homework Send a pic and I'll help you I Of the homework...
Me: "We're leaving in 5 minutes, are you dressed?"
My toddler:
Phil_Latio Phil_Latio
20 jan 2021
Me: "We're leaving in 5 minutes, are you dressed?" My toddler:
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.
Bumo64 Bumo64
26 sep 2020
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.