• my nephew turns 3 this august but
since money tight we just not gone tell
him
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    • "Not gone tell him"
      MatteoD 28 jul
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    • I mean you don't have to get a full blown cake. You could get a Twinkie or something cheap
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    • How come my birthday wishes never came true?
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    • Honestly ignorance is bliss wish I forgot my birthday then I wouldn’t know that ppl wouldn’t wish me but who een cares
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    • Some of you guys might eat this shut up but my tenth (what I considered my most important birthday being my transition to double digits) birthday was unattended.
      YourGuyCy 28 jul
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    • Your nephew is like “excuse me wtf?”
      MILE5 28 jul
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    • Do people actually celebrate their babies 1st and 2nd birthdays? Why? They ain’t gonna remember that shot
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    • A small cake costs a dollar or two and a candle costs a couple of cents... everyone deserves at least a happy birthday song
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    • Hey lit! My B-Day is in August too!
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    • My birthday is august second
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    • Hey man, my 10th was spent in a hotel where the only thing I got was my birthday present which was those little frosted donuts and I was happy as ever
      iSwag 28 jul
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    • 3 year olds are stupid as fuck. Rearrange the furniture a little and give him a cupcake with a couple cheap toys and he’ll think it’s the best day ever.
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    • I was in second grade and we forgot my birthday two weeks later we remember.
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    • So now he's gonna have to wait till next year to be 3
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    • Translation: “bud light is more important than my kid’s happiness”
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    • Im half mexican so I had a quinceanera. But my family called it a ghetto quinceanera because they kept forgetting to put me in the “practice” for it. So there was no mass, only the fiesta lmfao
      KyKy 28 jul
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    • It's my birthday
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    • Look I’m telling their birthdays only get more expensive so don’t go nuts the first few
      KOmedic 28 jul
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    • August 23rd gang wya
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    • My 13th birthday I was gonna have all my friends over and we were gonna go camping and then nobody showed up and it started raining really bad so we couldn’t go camping so my dad took me out back and we watched a movie on the projector and he let me drink a beer.
      tronkler 28 jul
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    • But 9 months before august is November, and No nut November is still a thing
      Stacked 28 jul
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    • I spent my 19th in basic and got my ass kicked for it
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    • I was in a dorm room at a trade school before the virus hit, my birthday is May 16th, I didn't want anyone there to know, so I tried to keep it a secret (partially because I didn't want the attention,and partially because everyone will chase you down and punch the shit out of you) (1/?)
      sewd1289 28 jul
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    • ekurtisc 28 jul
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    • Its not like he would understand anyways
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    • My bday is aug 13
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    • Ill be 18 in August
      Dylicous 28 jul
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    • I didnt want my mom to waste so much money for me on my 13th birthday, so all I asked for was two double doubles and a 7 up from in-N-out
      kreammm 28 jul
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    • heim321 28 jul
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    • Boat_Man 28 jul
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    • If you can type gone is it that hard to put one more letter
      ImMeta 30 jul
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    • August 19th!
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      Krystal 28 jul
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    • Fun fact: Birthday celebrations are pretty fucking pointless, so I’m sure he won’t notice
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    • His dads a failure
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    • Your a horrible person
      iamajoker 28 jul
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    • My Boyfriend's birthday is on the 2nd and I'm going to have to miss it because I have work I feel terrible
      Grremllin 31 jul
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    • Meh, fuck it I'm getting back into ninjago- I mean quack.
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    • lol
      WetBread 30 jul
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    • Lol
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    • My birthday is august 3
      RYANGO 30 jul
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    • DAMN
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    • damn they really stole this tweet from deflated
      Jenkum 30 jul
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    • Honestly why even celebrate those first few birthdays not like they gonna remember them
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    • What kind of accent did you use while reading this?
      Doc_Cons 30 jul
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    • Having been raised in poverty i can 100 percent say throw him a party anyway. Even if its just a movie night. When they get older they'll understand and will be grateful. Or just end up not celebrating them. I usually just stay home, invite some close friends, smoke some weed and watch movies.
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    • Dude wtf do you not have $20 to spare for your kid? Dominos pizza is like $13 for 2 pies and cake mix + icing is like $7. And then just spend the fucking day with your kid. They're 3. They'll have fun doing anything
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    • Or you could be honest with him and develop his sense of reality, irresponsible asshole
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    • A small cake is like $30 max and just give him a couple toys and some McDonald's or whatever favorite food and a dollar icecream cone. There are ways to get a lot of enjoyment out of not much. No need to spend $400 on a party. Have him have a few friends over to play.
      Javii 30 jul
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    • Fucker ganna be 6 when hes 30
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    • I'll lend 50$
      funkybag 29 jul
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    • so evil
      bunazel 29 jul
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    • I feel like kids don't even understand birthdays until like 4 or 5 so whatever
      Quazerty 29 jul
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    • Lol you guys celebrated your birthdays? Never got the chance sincerely coukdnt afford it
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    • Poor baby
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    • It costs like $5 to make a fuckin cake and get the kid some shit from the dollar tree if you're actually tight on money. I could legit plan a whole birthday party with like $40 and that's with presents (for a kid)
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    • Ha Ha Ha
      Sasori21 29 jul
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    • Lmaoooo my nephew is actually turning 3 this august 🤣🤣
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    • As a 3 year old I’d probably be really happy with just a cupcake and some ice cream or something
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    • Nobody truly cares about me the only time people say happy birthday to me is when it’s my birthday :(
      Sticcster 29 jul
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    • He’s like 3? Get him a small gift and some cheap cake. He won’t remember it anyway but still good to celebrate just a little
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    • Sweet joke that's been done 85 times.
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    • Is money tight or are y’all just a bunch of crack ass welfare rats who put bad habits first in front of your own kids
      realcrow 29 jul
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    • Mine turns 4 but I unfortunately won't be there to celebrate with him
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    • :(
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    • Mines in the 16
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    • It was my birthday. Turned 18
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    • That's actually cruel to some, especially me. You don't have to have something big, but you should still have something for him nonetheless.
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    • 18th birthday happens. Mom & Dad: “yea.... so you’ve actually been 18 for a year now. You’re 19 now.”
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    • My brother is gonna have his first birthday in less than a month. We are having people over because we are all healthy so we wont die even if we get covid and this is important to mostly my mom and grandma.
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    • For some reason, this post gave me thoughts about Halloween
      MrOrso 29 jul
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    • On my 21st birthday my dog got eaten by a coyote at my mom's house (she was babysitting, let him out to potty but didn't watch him, just left him out there alone for half an hour, went to bring him in and saw..) while I was drunk at my friend's. I haven't celebrated my birthday ever since.
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    • Tweet stolen from a genuine Facebook post. Facebook post was found originally on a twitter page that posts ghetto Facebook text posts
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    • Because you have to pay to turn 3?
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    • *going to
      auzzy501 29 jul
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    • It wouldn't hurt him. Kids don't remember much before they're 7. Check out childhood amnesia... I can't remember the name of it off the top of my head.
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    • I mean kids parties are more for the parents then the kid. You think a toddler actually cares or even know that they’re turning 2
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    • Oh my
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    • “We just not gone” Grammar 100
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    • Lol too late for me my 2 going on 3 is hyped up about a McQueen birthday and a cake with balloons on it and a hole in it? Idk if he has ever seen a Bundt cake or if he wants icing balloons or just real balloons
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    • And yet you’re tweeting. I think you can afford a birthday cake.
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    • He’s 3... spend 1.00 for a matchbox car and he’s happy
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    • Pretty sure a 3 year old wouldn't care how expensive a gift is as long as it's fun.
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    • Good idea
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    • My birthday is in 5 days, woohoo!
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    • This makes me think 🤔
      idecrn 28 jul
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    • No one wishes me happy birthday. My parents spike my morning tea with toxins. And my neighbors throw fucking rocks at me when I leave the house. Also I’m #1 target for isis so I have to fight taliban almost daily
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    • If you can’t afford kids, don’t have them
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    • Asshole
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    • I mean he’s 3, he’s not gonna remember shit if you throw a party
      JaPapi 28 jul
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    • I only got $800 for my birthday I feel that kid
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    • Second stimulus checks are coming don't be a broke bitch give him a birthday cake
      ark602 28 jul
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    • Doesn’t take money to make a 3 year old happy but I’m glad your being a piece of shit
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    • I litterly never celebrated a birthday
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