• My name's Croc. Croc Heely. I'm a private investigator and right now I'm working
on the case of the man who drowned in pussy because his fucking shoes were so goddamned sexy.
PS
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    • Wait for it... LIGHT UP CROC HEELYS
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    • Those shoes belong to Crocmorton
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    • Save some pussy for the rest of us damnit!
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    • where can I find these
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    • imagine being tobi
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    • Heelys but a ball bearing on the front so you can turn better, or just a ball bearing for all round movement
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    • Stop! I can only get so erect
      Dialysis 5 sep
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    • The croc heely’s stay ON during sex
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    • Here me out. Shoes but roller blade wheels can attach to them.
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    • I bought a pair of heelys as a joke and I low-key wanna wear them everywhere again
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    • I'm so grossed out and intrigued at the same time
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    • I looked it up it checks out.
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    • 10/10 would like to own
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    • Pussy Some save dammit is rest the off
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    • They say when you see something holy you forget how to breathe— my lungs collapsed the second I saw those
      DrZwicky 5 sep
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    • the Creely’s stay on during sex
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    • Insert “shut up and take my money”
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    • He has too much power
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    • It was you all along
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    • Ooh gravel ahead, better put these baby’s in 4-wheel drive
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    • When the croc heelys are almost sold out and I'm in line
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    • Ok but now do heely heelys
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    • Can i get help finding the right fucking size tho. The site be like yeah we got 50 b's. What? You want a normal chart? Size 9 mens?! The fuck you talking about?
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    • Whoa there bucko theres only so much pussy in the universe
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    • I AM 30.000 SMILE
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    • Nice watermark jackass. Also fuck your tic toc
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    • I would pay 100 for these. Just for the drip
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    • I’ve been saying for years I want light up croc lightning McQueen heelys that say “KERCHOO” in Owen Wilson’s voice every once in awhile
      z_goss 5 sep
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    • I know him, he is me
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    • Im literally wearing heelys rn
      Ninjahat 5 sep
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    • I am disgusted.. and yet...
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    • All that drip you might hydroplane
      liljomie 8 sep
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    • I want a pair of these with the lightning McQueen print so i can Skrrt skrrt through the school with style
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    • I really need some heelys
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    • repq 7 sep
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    • Picture this: Light up Croc Heeley’s with flame designs.
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    • WHERE CAN I OBTAIN SUCH TREASURES?
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    • Terrible caption
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    • Welcome to cheelys
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    • content not available more
      L0RD 7 sep
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    • Crocky
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    • Bruv, two memes in a row of the same thing
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    • The name is Julius Pepperwood. This is my partner, Croc Heely.
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    • Imagine being straight
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    • My man's about to hydroplane
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    • I made dress shoe heelys once
      kapples 6 sep
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    • I’d fuck this man.
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    • This is the second feature with these crocs
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    • Still waiting on adult sized lightning McQueen geeky crocs
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    • Where are you supposed to keep the back strap. I always used to put it behind my heal to help keep it on my feet but it never worked that well. I see people who wear it up. Which is right and why?
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    • I want
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    • This, with the caped Superman socks
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    • Slap lights on those bad boys and you got a god among men
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    • Cursed Image
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    • Dunno why but I started reading this in an Australian accent
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    • Hear me out, heelies but with a 10 min battery and auto balencing
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    • How to break your ankles 101
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    • Give me the creelys
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    • Ngl crocs are gross. But heelys. That's a different story
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    • lets go squad up on pubg! Just add my youtube channel ALMOST'GOOD'GAMING And we can fuck around all day i got you! Atleast give it a look
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    • Sounds like you've solved the case
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    • Crocee's
      Torei 5 sep
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    • People who wear Crocs fucking suck
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    • I don’t see them in this picture
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    • Does anybody else unironically want heelys, like not as a joke just genuinely want them
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    • Must have been one Wet ass pussy
      jethrox 5 sep
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    • Lol!😂
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    • I WANT IT
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    • That's funny cuz I believe Heely was the name of the PI in Something About Mary
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    • I need those
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    • This is an abomination...I want a pair
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    • I still wear heelys when I go to the mall, it’s fun af
      TheUSA 5 sep
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    • Niggas gonna be hydroplaning when they put these on around women 💦
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    • I swear I had underwear on a few seconds ago
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    • I want these
      NotCorey 5 sep
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    • Heely’s where honestly the shit.
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    • I would blow this guy
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    • Now they need to light up like Sketchers
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    • Heely you son of a bitch
      jrjr27 5 sep
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    • Did anyone else read that in an Australian accent?
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    • You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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    • Get this, retractable roller skates
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    • Pretty open and shut case tbh
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    • I wnt a paur so fuckin bad
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    • Crocs stay on when I commit fornicate
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    • Creeleys
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    • Where.
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    • Just ordered some Heelys
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    • Friction wear and tear on those crocs wont last.
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    • Never worn heelys, how the fuck do you not fall on your ass or do the splits while leaning and walking?
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    • Say goodbye to your fucking toe nails
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    • Crocs suck
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    • We're reaching college Chad levels that shouldn't be possible
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