• MY MORNIN STARTED OFF GREAT.
LMAO.
Trait“,
Hey by any chance is this Erica
Hey!! and Erica yes Soto no you have
the wrong number /:
Haha....nahh Soto is the last name
ima give you once you're mine,
Soto ?
wassup girl
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    • You gotta give him a chance just for that bomb ass pickup line
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    • read this shit so many times cause this fuck doesn’t know how to use commas
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    • "Hey, I think you dropped something!" "What?" "Your standards. Hi, I'm [name]."
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    • This is why we need punctuation. I almost had an aneurism trying to read this
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    • People need to learn proper grammar. It took me a minute to figure out what the bitch was saying
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    • I'm not good at pickup lines, but if you were a line I'd pick you up
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    • He deserves a shot after he dunked on ya
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    • I gotta admit it, that was smooth as fuck.
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    • Your morning started at 11:13?
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    • I read “Erica-yes-soto, no you have the wrong number” which is nonsense, use commas
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    • Honestly would've worked on me
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    • I had to read this shit like 10 times for it to finally make sense fuck
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    • I mean now you have to give him a chance. He got you good
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    • That was the slickest fucking pickup line good God
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    • There’s a difference between being straightforward, and out right creepy as fuck.
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    • Got her now, she can't escape that one
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    • Slick as sandpaper...
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    • This fucked me up without the commas
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    • Reread that at least five times to understand , would be nice to have a comma in there
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    • Fucking hard to read
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    • Am I the only one who just does not understand? Wtf does this mean? I am confusion
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    • Huge dick energy
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    • I’ve become suspicious of guys w/ clever methods of asking you out through text cuz I had one guy challenge me to all these game pigeon games & then he was like “if I win we go on a date, if you win we go on a date” & 2 days after I dumped him I find that he’s using the same technique on every girl
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    • Are the people in the comments just illiterate
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    • "ima give you once youre mine"
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    • Trashy and cocky pick up line. He found you at a bar. Olden day tinder. He will smash n leave you.
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    • Any dude who texts “wassup” in a serious manner has the IQ of a stick
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    • I thought I was having a heart attack
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    • Gurl used a reference from coming to America hopefully she actually knows it and didn't just pick the first pic she saw
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    • Actually smooth tho
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    • I literally just saw coming to America. Hilarious
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    • Erica... Isnt that a song my soto
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    • Confidence 💯
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    • Y’all just texting random numbers or what
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    • You can tell he’s black just by the way he texts... or trailer trash white.
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    • Erica by Soto. Dudu du du dudu du DUUUUUUU (badadadabadadadabadadadabadadada) dudu du du dudu du DUUUUUUU
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    • People who do this /: instead of this :/ disgust me
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    • "Hey girl. Eww I have a boyfriend. I know just let me know when you need a husband, here's my number."
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